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Mr Akhona Jaxa

"None dare challenge me when I say I am an African"

Thabo Mbeki

04/01/2025

Option 1.

I would use my pair of socks and my pair of laces to cover a goat's mouth and wolf's mouth. And would make me free to take any without a worry but I have to make sure they are away from each other.

Option 2

Use my pair of laces to tie a left front foot and right back foot of a wolf, and do something to the goat. Make sure they are far apart from each other.

No worries which one I take first to cross

As a Shepard, the problem is solved. 🤓

26/12/2024

Some government officials are sitting together planning to chew money by making that mine hijacked by Zama-zamas a live museum..

26/12/2024

NEWS ALERT 🚨🚨‼️‼️

As we know Reality League 23/24 is closer to end. Some teams survived relegation and only 2 teams that are fighting relegation. Church FC and Body Hygiene FC.

DECEMBER LOG TABLE (Currently)

P W L D PTS
1 Alcohol 6 6 0 0 18
2 Chicken 6 5 1 0 15
3 Beef 6 3 2 1 10
4 Rice 6 2 3 1 7
5 Cabbage 2 0 0 2 2
6 Maize Meal 4 0 3 1 1

Cabbage has a 4 game in hand & trust me around january they will be top of the table as usual✅️🔥

26/12/2024

Something strange?

I didn't see any children colour-blocking the streets on Christmas day.

24/12/2024

Merry Christmas family ⛄🎄🎁

24/12/2024

Jersey No. 10 made & destroyed Steve

Or Mzambiya destroyed Steve's career?

23/12/2024

My "maguyzin" 😁❤️

13/12/2024

Midnight Meat Train still the shocking movie non wish to watch at midnight.

10/12/2024

🗣️ As National Secretary for Mamelodi Sundowns Supporters.

All supporters will leave the club and Join Magesi FC

10/12/2024

I, no data. please copy the article and paste here to read.

I'm on free mode if you asking.

09/12/2024

I am still demanding answers, why is a country in two continents South Africa & Africa?

And how did it blocked apartheid?

29/11/2024

⚠️ BE CAREFUL, NOT ALL ITEMS ARE ON BEST DEAL.

OTHER CHEAP PRICES ARE ON THE HOOK ON THIS SO CALLED "BLACK FRIDAY".

26/11/2024

What's on your mind?

25/11/2024

Still I never understood.b
what happened to Isibaya Mzansi Magic ??

Boom njeee kwaphela.... 🤔🤔🤔

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Pakistanis not only sell expired food, they also use expired products to produce types of consumable products, chips, instant porridge, noodles etc. All these products produced from expired mealie meal and spices for example. They have their own manufacturers to clone packages. Guys protect your children, stop falling to hamper thing, even all those brands like Hullets, White Star, Spekko etc, are clone packages but inside they use their own products they manufacturer. Even the lollipop, sweet or non consumable products like shoe porish, liquid dish washers, these guys are so skilled and they have all the machines they want in order to operate.