My 5am Story

My 5am Story Who I was, is not who I am. Who I am, is not who I was You can live in my past, but you won’t find me there.

25/07/2025

Decided to hit the drive thru after work. Got my food and instead of the more common “have a good night” from the girl, she hit me with “drive safe.” Now I was not prepared for such a response, so before I could stop myself, I countered with “you too.” There was the awkward silence and I drove off into the shadows. Yeah, great job by me… 😒😒

Umm glitch in the matrix???? So I went to wash my kids blankets and pillow cases. I took this pink one off my daughter’s...
21/07/2025

Umm glitch in the matrix???? So I went to wash my kids blankets and pillow cases. I took this pink one off my daughter’s pillow and put it in the basket. A couple minutes later, I looked and the pillow case is on the damn pillow. I thought I took it off but assumed I didn’t and brought the basket to the basement. While putting stuff into the wash, I find the pillow case in the basket. I put it in the washer, come back upstairs and it’s on the pillow. She has one pillow and one pillow case for it. Here’s photos of the one I took to basement and the one still on her pillow. wtf dude?

20/07/2025

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13/07/2025

My 9yr son said he would play baseball next year if I I played too. I’m not sure why he wants to see me in the hospital 😝. At the same time, I’m kind of intrigued. Hmm…..

The dad in me knows this won’t end well. At the same time, I kinda wanna see what happens…. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
04/07/2025

The dad in me knows this won’t end well. At the same time, I kinda wanna see what happens…. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

30/06/2025

My 5yr old daughter was being so loud that my watch just warned me about hearing loss if I remained too long around that decibel level. 🤣🤣🤣

22/06/2025

My 5yr old daughter did a jump and then turned around and yelled “omg, that was so SICK!”

I’m sorry but I was not ready to hear that… 🤷‍♂️😂

21/06/2025

When you put too much attention on the people who don’t want to be in your life, you take away from those who do.

18/06/2025

Guess who got up last night about 3am just to google “can elephants swim”?

Yup, it’s me. Cuz that’s how my brain works when I’m trying to fall asleep… 🤷‍♂️😒🤦‍♂️

P.S. Yes then can

10/06/2025

Sometimes we must
Take a step back
To clear our minds
Get back on track

Hide in your silence
What’s that you hear
Is that your heart beat
Or is that fear

Now test your patience
Have no regret
Even if you think
They’ll all forget

You will return
When time is right
And they’ll be blinded
By your light

07/05/2025

Spent this morning working on a dairy farm. I milked my first cows, got pooped on, and kicked 3 times. It was an absolutely awesome experience. I hope I get to go back 🐄 🐄

18/04/2025

The older I get, the more annoyed I get to having to pick something off the floor that has dropped. Is that like a thing? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😝

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