Kids vs Dad

Kids vs Dad Who I was, is not who I am. Who I am, is not who I was You can live in my past, but you won’t find me there.

13/11/2025

Ordered a ham and cheese sub for lunch (takeout). They put ketchup on it. This is not something I was prepared for. While it doesn’t taste horrible, it just feels wrong. I fear my life is now on a new trajectory and I don’t think I like it 🧐

Just found this a few minutes ago.“To: MAYBE daddy” 🤣🤣I never received it so I guess that maybe turned into a hard no 🤷‍...
09/11/2025

Just found this a few minutes ago.

“To: MAYBE daddy” 🤣🤣

I never received it so I guess that maybe turned into a hard no 🤷‍♂️🤣

Release. Rebuild. Reveal.
07/11/2025

Release. Rebuild. Reveal.

30/10/2025

Tomorrow is one of the most important days of the year for parents. It is the day we get to invoke the “Parent Candy Tax.” Countdown is on…..

30/10/2025

On my drive in to work today I saw 3 different people who looked like my brother who passed 15 years ago. I had to do a double take each time. Okay dude, what are you trying to tell me?

Focused!
22/10/2025

Focused!

Dad life
21/10/2025

Dad life

19/10/2025

Backstory: I’ve been battling fruit flies the last few days. I have a “gun” that shoots salt. So when I see them, I take them out.

New story: I saw a fruit fly had landed. I grabbed my “gun” and said out loud “time for the kill shot.” I then turned around and saw the Amazon delivery guy at my door dropping off a package. The window was open. I was also wearing headphones and playing music. So my voice was even louder than normal.

Can you imagine what that guy was thinking? He came to the front door and then heard “time for the kill shot.” I can’t stop laughing. The poor guy. These things only happen to me I swear 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤣

19/10/2025

Kids are driving me nuts with that stupid “six-seven” thing, among others. So for revenge I made one up myself called “milk.” Whenever they say one of their slang words, I say “ugh, you’re being so milk right now.” It’s driving them nuts and they keep asking me what it means. I’ll never tell them it means nothing. Mission accomplished 😏

By far the most elite club I’ve ever been a part of ❤️
19/10/2025

By far the most elite club I’ve ever been a part of ❤️

04/10/2025

Found my old iPod and showed the kids. They had no idea what it was. They then spent the next 20 minutes explaining how old I am 😒😒

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