Woodsburn Oaks

31/10/2022

A Halloween Spooktacular episode from Woodsburn Oaks! Join the gang this week for their first call in show and keep your ears open for a very special guest as he sheds some light on the terrifying truth about the founding of the town. All that and more in this week's Woodsburn Oaks!

28/10/2022

Amazing costume, Ry. Can't wait for you to see the one I've been working on. -Jeffry Walls T.

Waiting for my Negroni… Sbagliato… with Prosecco in it.

24/10/2022

Expecting a new episode today? Let me be the bigger man and let you know that's not happening. My boi Wendell jumped the gun by saying there'd be a new episode this week. But why would we release a Halloween episode on a Monday that isn't a Halloween when we have a perfectly good Monday that is a Halloween coming up next week?!?! So yeah, Halloween episode drops next Monday. On Halloween. Can't rush perfection (AKA my Halloween costume). Let's be legit y'all.

17/10/2022

Hello folks! If you haven't yet, be sure to check out our latest episode "Toys, Toys & Toys" with legendary toy maker, Bigsby Riggs! We are only three episodes deep, so make this the week you catch up before our big Halloween episode next week! Also, let me know what you think happened to Bigsby at the end of episode 003. My guess is a stubbed toe, but JT is being pretty tight lipped about the whole thing.

Warm Regards,
Wendell Carathers

14/10/2022

If everyone could stop writing in saying that Wendell came up with "Headpiece Hunter" that would be great. 1) I had that written down before I came in AND 2) If anything it was a group effort. Also, those of you trying to convince me that it should be changed to the "Hat Snatcher"... Grow up. - JT

10/10/2022

For most adults, the decision between gelatin and toys is a no brainer. Yet, every now and again, an anomaly occurs. Tune in to this week’s episode to hear the perils of leaving a lucrative business to chase childhood fancies. Self proclaimed toy maker, Bigsby Riggs, attempts to tell us all why wasting time with physical toys is better than a NomOrb (wut?). Also, and more importantly, get the latest update on JT’s new hat and how it's going to save the town from the certain oppression of another serial criminal. Because if we all do nothing, then no one is doing something.

05/10/2022

Don't forget faithful fans this podcast is now bi-weekly which does not mean twice a week. In fact it actually means the opposite. So it's like half an episode a week but you only hear the episode every other week to get the whole thing right? -JT

10/09/2022

10/09/2022

Woodsburn Oaks is back BAYBEEE! It’s been a minute because we had a legal hangup. That’s right. Your two favorite podcasters ran afoul of the law. Want the dets? You’ll have to tune in 9/12 when the new ep DROPS!

-JT

07/08/2021

Hey folks! JT here checking out Woodsburn Oak’s thriving colonary scene! Just stumbled upon this amazing little food kiosk behind the Kaleidoscope Deli. The concept is unique: Food made to look half eaten! Wild huh? It’s self-serve. Just reach in and take whatever tickles your taste buds! Wendell says it’s a dumpster. Ok Mr. Food Critic 🙄

03/08/2021

PSA: Do not feed the doves. Do not look at the doves. And whatever you do DO NOT make eye contact with the doves! 🚫🕊️

-JT

31/07/2021

You know what they say: If you don’t like the weather in Woodsburn Oaks wait 15 minutes! You never know when our climate will take a sudden turn from a pleasant 78° to a slightly cooler 76°! Who knows? We might even get a slight breeze! 🌬️  

- Wendell

29/07/2021

ICYMI (that means in case you missed out): It was an honor and a priviledge to interview Woodsburn Oaks very own XANQ. In our May 19 ep, the artist and influencer opens up about his harrowing encounter with the Stale Slice Slinger and DROPS HIS NEW SINGLE! 

-JT

27/07/2021

Listen, these “free little libraries” sprouting up around Woodsburn Oaks are cute and all but they’re no substitute for the real deal. Do these give-a-book-take-a-book doohookies have a Tier 3 Librarian to aid you in your search for a particular title or recommend your next page turner? Are these books even arranged by the Dewey Decimal System? Don’t be fooled, folks! The only library in this town is the Woodsburn Oaks Public Library!

20/05/2021

Ain't no suckas in the house when Wendell sits down with the undefeated backyard wrestler Power Davies. Learn about signature moves like the Davies Deceit and A gut punch to the throat in this weeks episode of Welcome to Woodsburn Oaks.

10/05/2021

Xanq! That's right we got Xanq on the pod this week. It's not everyday we get to interview a celebrity at the Bono level. So make sure to tune in and hear a hot new single from the one and only XANQ!!!

03/05/2021

Meet Cliphton Murkowski. Woodsburn's foremost authority on all things law. Is it possible to have a lawyer before the town of Woodsburn Oaks even had a judicial system? Murkowski explains in fine detail how the court of public opinion kept us safe before law got in the way.

26/04/2021

Corruption is all around us and this week JT takes the Woodsburn Oaks Zoo to task when he sits down with Zoo Employee Donna Skewpyup. Wendell and JT talk about the tragic petroleum spill on Kurdals Highway this last weekend.  The environmental impact is sure to be felt for generations.

19/04/2021

Unforeseen problems require unique solutions. Find out in intricate detail what is needed to solve the towns issue with this week's guest. The Wonderful Inventor Derek interviewed by the one and only Wendell Carathers

12/04/2021

This week JT teams up with local P.I. Karl Kakes in an effort to solve some of the town's biggest issues. Are neighborhood pets being fed without consent? Is WiFi up for grabs? Find out in this week's Welcome to Woodsburn Oaks.

06/04/2021

Season 2 starts now! No better time to jump in than now. Get the inside scoop on all things plumbing related with this weeks interview featuring Paul Unger. Wendell has a plumbing issue and Paul is here to help!