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14/03/2024
Mr Ibu’s First Son And Mr Ibu's Brother F¦ghτ Over Late Actor's Properties During Family Meeting While The Legendary Comedian Still Liεs In The Mørtuαry.
14/03/2024
A Pastor in Port harcourt killed an owl and was giving glory to God that he has killed a principality and powers.
Not realizing that what he just killed is worth over $6000 and it's a rare specie of the owl species.
He Said " The God of ZION has disgrace the wicked Bird this morning in my church at The mount ZION.
11/03/2024
Why Take Your Maid With You To An Eatery When You Know You Won't Buy Her Food?
11/03/2024
Very Dark Black Man tackles bandits over demands of 40trn as ransom over abducted kaduna residents.
11/03/2024
‘You’ve done well’ — Buhari commends Tinubu, says Nigeria complex
Former President Muhammadu Buhari has commended President Bola Tinubu, saying the president has done well despite the complexity of managing Nigeria.
Buhari made this commendation when he received the comptroller-general and members of the management team of the Nigeria Customs Service in Daura, Katsina State, on Sunday.
According to Buhari, governing Nigeria is a tough job for anyone, adding that there isn’t much anybody can do to help the country.
He noted that President Tinubu has performed well since getting into office, despite the economic hardship experienced by Nigerians across the country.
11/03/2024
RIVERS ASSEMBLY SET TO FURTHER AMEND LOCAL GOVERNMENT LAW
.. Commits Rivers State Education (Return of Schools) (Amendment) Bill to Committee
The Rivers State House of Assembly at its 118th Legislative Sitting, on Monday, gave First Reading to the Rivers State Local Government (Amendment) Bill, 2024.
Presenting the Bill, the Member representing Omuma Constituency, Hon. Sylvanus Nwankwo averred that the Bill seeks to further amend the Rivers State Local Government Law No 5 of 2018 and other matters connected thereto; adding that the Bill has four clauses and when passed may be cited as the Local Government(Amendment) Law, 2024.
Also, the House debated on the Rivers State Education (Return of Schools)(Amendment) Bill, 2024 after the Bill was read the Second Time.
Leading the debate, the sponsor of the Bill, Hon. Tekenari Granville urged his Colleagues to support the Bill which merely seeks the return of Kalabari Girls High School, Buguma to the government, because it was originally built through community effort several years ago; but was erroneously categorized and ceded to church as Mission School in 2005.
He stated further that after the school was ceded to the Church, it was abandoned, and the previous administration in the State graciously renovated the school to its present enviable status.
Contributing to the debate, other Members expressed their support for the Bill, stating that the school should be returned to the Government for better management. They added that the school is now well positioned to cater for the educational needs of the female gender in Asari Toru Local Government Area and beyond.
Commenting on the Bill, the Speaker, Rt. Hon. Martin Amaewhule commended the Sponsor of the Bill, stating that the Bill is a people oriented Bill, which is the hallmark of the Tenth Assembly.
The Speaker explained that the intendment of the Bill is innocuous, because it simply seeks to return the Kalabari Girls High School, Buguma to the government. He hinted further that until 2005 when the Rivers State Education (Return of Schools) (Amendment) Law came into force, the school was under the management of the State government.
Commenting further, the Speaker said, regrettably the church that took over the school allowed it to wallow in a deplorable state, but, for the magnanimity of the Nyesom Wike administration, the school was completely renovated and rehabilitated with new structures and equipment; stressing that despite the present enviable state of the school, it is not functional. "So, the essence of the Bill is to legally empower the State government to take over the administration of the school to make it serve the purpose for which it was built", he emphasized.
The Bill was later committed to the House Committee on Education for further legislative scrutiny.
Signed
Martins Wachukwu
S. A Media To The Speaker, Rivers State House of Assembly
Monday, 11th, March, 2024
11/03/2024
Rivers State University appoints Acting Registrar Mrs. Ibimonia B. Sotonye Harry.
11/03/2024
Popular Anambra Prophet, Arthur Nwachukwu, Ties The Knot With His Heartthrob. Congratulations ♥️
11/03/2024
I was paid N10,000 for my first movie role — Rita Dominic
Nollywood actress Rita Dominic has revealed that she was paid the sum of N10,000 for her first movie role.
Rita Dominic made this revelation in a recent interview with Joy 99.7 FM in Ghana.
When asked about the lowest amount she has ever received for a movie role, she said, “The first film I did, the filmmaker paid me N35,000. But he owed me N25,000 for how many months. In fact, he didn’t even pay me the balance. He paid me only N10,000.”
The actress said when she started acting, Nollywood wasn’t lucrative but she was driven by her passion.
She said “I just wanted to be an actor. And to be honest, there was no money in Nollywood back then. We were just doing it for passion. We have the passion for the art which was what fuelled us.
“It was very challenging. But we just kept doing it until the industry got bigger and bigger. And obviously, the pay became much better.”
20/02/2024
Paw paw practicing his toasting skill 😂😂🤣
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19/02/2024
Sam Loco's funny Grammer as he meets his old friend Charles Awurum🤣
15/02/2024
TINUBU MEET 36 GOVERNORS, AGREE ON STATE POLICE, MORE INVESTMENTS IN AGRICULTURE
Nigerian President, Bola Tinubu, on Thursday meets with governors of the 36 states, under the auspices of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum, to discuss pertinent national issues at the Council Chamber of the A*o Rock Village, Abuja.
The emergency meeting had both the Federal Government and the governors of the 36 states of the Federation agreeing on the imperative of creating state police.
Such State controlled police force, the meeting, acknowledged, can contribute to beefing up security of life and property across the country.
The Information and National Orientation Minister, Idris Mohammed, who briefed newsmen later, said the meeting considered how to enhance forest rangers’ numerical strength as well as exploring the possibility of State Police.
Mohammed, more discussions will continue on those issues until an understanding is reached.
Thereafter, he said, a bill could be sent on it to the National Assembly for necessary constitutional amendment.
The Information and National Orientation Minister, Mohammed who had the Governors of Plateau, Kaduna and Delta states sitting with him briefed on decision reach on food security.
He disclosed that there has been cases of hoarding of food stuffs which has soared prices of commodity.
In addressing those concerns, he said directives have been given to the National Security Adviser, Director General of State Services, and Inspector General of Police to collaborate with state governors to tackle those ugly practices.
Also, Mohammed stated that more emphasis was placed on the need to increase investments in agriculture.
Such vote, he said was considered necessary in combating food shortages, grow the capacity of Nigeria to become self-sufficient and a net exporter of food commodity.
15/02/2024
RIVERS COMMISSION SET TO IMPLEMENT DIRECTIVES OF FUBARA ON STAFF PROMOTION
The Rivers State Local Government Service Commission has sent formal notification to the various councils, urging them to compile names of senior staff that are due promotion.
In a letter by the chairman of the commission, which was signed by its Secretary, Michael Elenwo, on Thursday said the due date of the qualified Senior Staff must not exceed 1" July, 2023.
This formal notification, it said, was in furtherance to the directives given by governor Siminalayi Fubara, when he met with the leadership of National Union of Local Government Employees (NULGE) and principal staff of the 23 local government councils.
The compiled lists, which must be in soft and hard copies, should reach the Commission's office not later than Thursday, 22nd February, 2024.
15/02/2024
Gospel artiste, Segun Obe, shakes a major table
07/02/2024
When you finally build the house on the land you bought at Abara Etche 😁
06/02/2024
DO NOT ALLOW FOOD CRISIS TO HAPPEN IN NIGERIA, GOVERNORS TELL FG
The Nigeria Governors' Forum is pushing for an increased crop production that will ensure food security in Nigeria to avert food related crisis.
Some members of the forum had therefore, visited the headquarters of the Federal Ministry of Agriculture and Food Security in Abuja to emphasise the urgency of the situation.
The visit was part of the ongoing collaborative efforts between the federal and state governments in order to ensure smooth implementation of the second phase of the 2023-2024 dry-season farming.
They met with the Minister of Agriculture and Food Security, Abubakar Kyari and had discussion with him.
On the delegation were the Kwara State governor, Abdulrahman Abdulrazaq; Taraba State governor, Agbu Kefas; Ondo State governor, Lucky Aiyedatiwa; and Kogi State governor, Ahmed Ododo.
Governor Abdulrazaq, who is also the Chairman of Nigeria Governors Forum, stressed the need for an adequate attention paid to achieving food security in order to ease the harsh living conditions of Nigerians.
He called on the Minister of Agriculture to work hard to meet the food targets of the federal government.
Governor Abdulrazaq assured that the governors of the various states of the federation are ready to work with the ministry to achieve the expected increase in food production.
“We could not achieve much with the CBN Anchor Borrowers programme, it was very challenging.
"The issue of food security is a one-stop-shop and we need to concentrate on what we are doing.
"We need to concentrate on what we are doing for the dry season farming.
"The minister has come up with a programme on cassava, rice and maize and we want to engage in that programme and urgently make sure we improve on our yield and deliver to the Nigerian population.
“We want to get to a stage where we export our food. What we have now is that, because of the devaluation of our naira, Nigeria’s food being exported to West Afric
26/09/2023
Ronaldo gets married for the third time to model partner Celina Locks 💍
26/09/2023
𝐂𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐎𝐔𝐓! 😲🤯
🇨🇲 Cameroon will miss the Women's Africa Cup of Nations for the first time after a 4-3 shootout loss to Kenya in Nairobi!
26/09/2023
Nigerians In Shock As Naira Crashes To N1000 Per Dollar
26/09/2023
JUST IN: NLC DECLARES NATION WIDE STRIKE.
Organised labor will commence an indefinite strike from the 3rd of October.
This was announced during a joint press conference held by leaders of the NLC and TUC today. The unions also asked their state chapters to mobilize for protests across the country.
26/09/2023
Police Reacts On Arrest Of Gang Members Responsible For The Killing Of DPO In Ahoada:
The Rivers State Police operatives on Monday, 25/09/2023 at about 19:43hrs acting on actionable information received that in Edoaha Community in Ahoada East, one of the suspects who brutally killed SP Bako Angbashim was about to be lynched to death by an angry mob.
Subsequently, a team of policemen swung into action to rescue the suspect who was about to be burnt with a tyre on his neck.
He was rescued and brought to the station where he made a useful statement .
He was later transferred to SCID for discret investigation with a view to apprehend the fleeing kingpin , his gang members, and to recover their operational weapons .
SP GRACE IRINGE-KOKO, ANIPR
POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER,
RIVERS STATE POLICE COMMAND,
PORT HARCOURT
26/09/2023
PHOTOS: FG, IFAD Empower Over 80 Nasarawa Farmer Groups
The Federal Government of Nigeria, in collaboration with the International Fund for Agricultural Development, has distributed farming inputs to 83 farmers groups in Nasarawa State.
This was done to ensure food security and cushion the effect of flooding currently ravaging many states in the country.
Speaking at the distribution exercise in Lafia on Tuesday, the State Coordinator of the FGN/IFAD Value Chain Development Programme, Eunice Adgidzi, said the gesture was also aimed at boosting the capacities of farmers to enable them cultivate enough food for residents of the state during the rainy season.
Adgidzi listed the the farm inputs to include 92 irrigation pumps; 40 solar-powered knapsack sprayers; 8 tricycles; 4 power tillers; a set of improved stainless steel rice steam parboiler; and 8 garri processing equipment including grinding machine, communal fryer, hydraulic presser, and cassava chipping machine.
In his speech, the Commissioner for Agriculture and Water Resources, Umar Abubakar Dan’akano, called on the beneficiaries to utilise the inputs to achieve the best results, and commended the FG and IFAD for initiating the programme.
Credit: Collins Sunday
26/09/2023
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26/09/2023
Court acquits Rivers State University lecturer of s€xual assault charges filed against him by female student
A Chief Magistrate Court In Port Harcourt, Rivers state, on Monday, September 25, discharged and acquitted a lecturer of the Rivers University, Professor David Ogbonna, of charges of alleged unlawful and indecent s€xual assault against a female student.
On June 28, 2022, the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department (SCIID), Port Harcourt, had arraigned Professor David Ogbonna on one count charge of unlawful and indecent assault against a twenty-one-year female student of the institution.
Delivering judgment in the case on Monday, the court, which was presided over by Chief Magistrate Poromon Menenen, discharged and acquitted Professor Ogbonna accused of unlawful and indecent assault on a female student by inserting his p£nis in her va**na in his office on the University campus. The court held that the prosecution team failed to prove their case.
In his judgement, the Chief Magistrate held that the phone the female student claimed she used to record Professor Ogbonna’s discussion with her on the day of the alleged incident was never tendered as an exhibit during the trial.
It also stated that the disc the female student claimed she transferred the recording to, was not also tendered during the trial.
The Magistrate stated that the underwear the female student claimed had a semen stain after she was allegedly unlawfully assaulted was not subjected to a forensic examination. The prosecution team failed to call the Health Worker who conducted a medical examination on the female student to come and testify. Magistrate Menenen said the prosecution team also failed to provide Chidinma to testify about who the female student claimed left her and the Professor in the lecturer’s office after both came to his office.
He maintained that there was no substantial evidence to prove the case of unlawful and indecent assault against Professor David Ogbo
26/09/2023
There is absolutely no underhand dealing- Lagos police spokesperson SP Benjamin Hundeyin, speaks on police investigation into Mohbad's d£ath
26/09/2023
| Ag. IGP Kayode Adeolu Egbetokun NMP, Ph.D today, 26th of September, 2023, Receives the President of Defence and Police Officers' Wives Association - DEPOWA, at the IGP Conference Hall, Louis Edet House, Force Headquarters, Abuja.
Credit / Nigeria Police Force
26/09/2023
Nigerian Woman Has A Question For Ladies That Become F`a`t After Getting Married.
26/09/2023
doing Nigerian actor seeks advice from Nigerians as fate of two police officers found guilty of assaulting him lies in his hands
26/09/2023
"I have never accepted bribe in my career as a police officer" - Force PRO, Olumuyiwa Adejobi
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