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Let me speak.If only people know how Ichemati got involved in this. What dampens my spirit the most is how his/our invol...
19/04/2024

Let me speak.

If only people know how Ichemati got involved in this. What dampens my spirit the most is how his/our involvement in this came about. It was purely because of SELFLESSNESS and the desire to stand up for others.

We just finished eating at Kilimanjaro restaurant at Shoprite Mall behind Wadata Plaza and we were about to leave. He wanted to ease himself and requested for the direction of the convenience which they told him it was at the other end of the mall. On his way to the toilet, he stumbled on a scene he couldn’t just ignore. He saw a group of armed men that looked like the defunct SARS, some had masks on, surrounding someone he recognised. Alongside the Armed men was a Local Government Chairman which Eze had recognised too. It turned out the person they had ambushed and were planning to whisk away was the Assembly Member Representing Ahoada West in the Rivers State House of Assembly Sokari Goodboy Sokari.

Eze Ichemati brought out his phone in a bid to raise awareness and also called out to a couple of us to come and see the plot that was happening. That was when the said chairman pointed at him to the police that he should be arrested after he had tried unsuccessfully to take his phone. The Chairman also pointed at me that I should arrested too stating that I was videoing.

An argument ensued at the premises of the Plaza as the masked armed men tried to effect the Chairman’s order however, there were two senior police officers there who were not part of the squad that came for the operation. They intervened and decided to hear our side of the story. They immediately understood what was happening and started apologising to us.

The Female officer there told us that they were told that some people were here with arms but that she can see us and confirm that we weren’t bearing any arms. She went further and told us to be calm. She also retrieved the phone those masked men had seized from one of us (Bidemi) and returned it to us.

The other senior police officer cautioned one of the squad member that was still being aggressive. In his words “You are a police officer, you can see a CSP here and you can’t respect her? Remember you are a police officer and not a politician, allow politics for politicians”

The Rogue squad mission became largely unsuccessful and the Chairman of Ikwerre LGA stormed out angrily after shouting at the squad members saying “ So Una no go do wehtin Oga tell una?

After all that, we were asked to leave the mall premises which we did. However we were concerned that these men would continue with their sinister plans so some of us went on Facebook Live so ask keep evidence incase of any harassment. We decided to stand at an open space where everyone could see us and also do our best to raise awareness. After a couple of minutes, those black on black “SARS” lookalike squad regrouped in front, drove their van in reverse to were we stood, pointed their guns at Sokari and Ichemati and forcefully pushed them in their van and zoomed off.

A couple of minutes later, they came back again with a White bus, trying to trail the remaining of us for yet another possible arrest.

It’s good to state that our presence at Wadata was for the sake of gathering first hand updates of activities there and also cover the Governor and his supporters.

I have many tales to tell from the events of yesterday.

We must speak else we allow tyranny reign supreme.

Actor Playing Je$us On Easter L@nds Heavily On The Floor As He Mistakenly F@lls From The Cr0ss
31/03/2024

Actor Playing Je$us On Easter L@nds Heavily On The Floor As He Mistakenly F@lls From The Cr0ss

Gospel Musician, Mercy Chinwo and her husband unveil the face of their kid, he's such a cutie.
30/03/2024

Gospel Musician, Mercy Chinwo and her husband unveil the face of their kid, he's such a cutie.

Lady Reportedly Runs Mad After She Was Dropped From A Tricycle By Suspected Yahoo Boys In Umuahia
30/03/2024

Lady Reportedly Runs Mad After She Was Dropped From A Tricycle By Suspected Yahoo Boys In Umuahia

Are you normal?😂😂
14/03/2024

Are you normal?
😂😂

Mr Ibu’s First Son And Mr Ibu's Brother F¦ghτ Over Late Actor's Properties During Family Meeting While The Legendary Com...
14/03/2024

Mr Ibu’s First Son And Mr Ibu's Brother F¦ghτ Over Late Actor's Properties During Family Meeting While The Legendary Comedian Still Liεs In The Mørtuαry.

A Pastor in Port harcourt killed an owl and was giving glory to God that he has killed a principality and powers.Not rea...
14/03/2024

A Pastor in Port harcourt killed an owl and was giving glory to God that he has killed a principality and powers.

Not realizing that what he just killed is worth over $6000 and it's a rare specie of the owl species.

He Said " The God of ZION has disgrace the wicked Bird this morning in my church at The mount ZION.

Why Take Your Maid With You To An Eatery When You Know You Won't Buy Her Food?
11/03/2024

Why Take Your Maid With You To An Eatery When You Know You Won't Buy Her Food?

11/03/2024

Very Dark Black Man tackles bandits over demands of 40trn as ransom over abducted kaduna residents.

‘You’ve done well’ — Buhari commends Tinubu, says Nigeria complexFormer President Muhammadu Buhari has commended Preside...
11/03/2024

‘You’ve done well’ — Buhari commends Tinubu, says Nigeria complex

Former President Muhammadu Buhari has commended President Bola Tinubu, saying the president has done well despite the complexity of managing Nigeria.

Buhari made this commendation when he received the comptroller-general and members of the management team of the Nigeria Customs Service in Daura, Katsina State, on Sunday.

According to Buhari, governing Nigeria is a tough job for anyone, adding that there isn’t much anybody can do to help the country.

He noted that President Tinubu has performed well since getting into office, despite the economic hardship experienced by Nigerians across the country.

RIVERS ASSEMBLY SET TO FURTHER AMEND LOCAL GOVERNMENT LAW.. Commits Rivers State Education (Return of Schools) (Amendmen...
11/03/2024

RIVERS ASSEMBLY SET TO FURTHER AMEND LOCAL GOVERNMENT LAW
.. Commits Rivers State Education (Return of Schools) (Amendment) Bill to Committee

The Rivers State House of Assembly at its 118th Legislative Sitting, on Monday, gave First Reading to the Rivers State Local Government (Amendment) Bill, 2024.

Presenting the Bill, the Member representing Omuma Constituency, Hon. Sylvanus Nwankwo averred that the Bill seeks to further amend the Rivers State Local Government Law No 5 of 2018 and other matters connected thereto; adding that the Bill has four clauses and when passed may be cited as the Local Government(Amendment) Law, 2024.

Also, the House debated on the Rivers State Education (Return of Schools)(Amendment) Bill, 2024 after the Bill was read the Second Time.

Leading the debate, the sponsor of the Bill, Hon. Tekenari Granville urged his Colleagues to support the Bill which merely seeks the return of Kalabari Girls High School, Buguma to the government, because it was originally built through community effort several years ago; but was erroneously categorized and ceded to church as Mission School in 2005.
He stated further that after the school was ceded to the Church, it was abandoned, and the previous administration in the State graciously renovated the school to its present enviable status.

Contributing to the debate, other Members expressed their support for the Bill, stating that the school should be returned to the Government for better management. They added that the school is now well positioned to cater for the educational needs of the female gender in Asari Toru Local Government Area and beyond.

Commenting on the Bill, the Speaker, Rt. Hon. Martin Amaewhule commended the Sponsor of the Bill, stating that the Bill is a people oriented Bill, which is the hallmark of the Tenth Assembly.

The Speaker explained that the intendment of the Bill is innocuous, because it simply seeks to return the Kalabari Girls High School, Buguma to the government. He hinted further that until 2005 when the Rivers State Education (Return of Schools) (Amendment) Law came into force, the school was under the management of the State government.

Commenting further, the Speaker said, regrettably the church that took over the school allowed it to wallow in a deplorable state, but, for the magnanimity of the Nyesom Wike administration, the school was completely renovated and rehabilitated with new structures and equipment; stressing that despite the present enviable state of the school, it is not functional. "So, the essence of the Bill is to legally empower the State government to take over the administration of the school to make it serve the purpose for which it was built", he emphasized.
The Bill was later committed to the House Committee on Education for further legislative scrutiny.

Signed

Martins Wachukwu
S. A Media To The Speaker, Rivers State House of Assembly

Monday, 11th, March, 2024

Rivers State University appoints Acting Registrar Mrs. Ibimonia B. Sotonye Harry.
11/03/2024

Rivers State University appoints Acting Registrar Mrs. Ibimonia B. Sotonye Harry.

Popular Anambra Prophet, Arthur Nwachukwu, Ties The Knot With His Heartthrob. Congratulations ♥️
11/03/2024

Popular Anambra Prophet, Arthur Nwachukwu, Ties The Knot With His Heartthrob. Congratulations ♥️

I was paid N10,000 for my first movie role — Rita DominicNollywood actress Rita Dominic has revealed that she was paid t...
11/03/2024

I was paid N10,000 for my first movie role — Rita Dominic

Nollywood actress Rita Dominic has revealed that she was paid the sum of N10,000 for her first movie role.

Rita Dominic made this revelation in a recent interview with Joy 99.7 FM in Ghana.

When asked about the lowest amount she has ever received for a movie role, she said, “The first film I did, the filmmaker paid me N35,000. But he owed me N25,000 for how many months. In fact, he didn’t even pay me the balance. He paid me only N10,000.”

The actress said when she started acting, Nollywood wasn’t lucrative but she was driven by her passion.

She said “I just wanted to be an actor. And to be honest, there was no money in Nollywood back then. We were just doing it for passion. We have the passion for the art which was what fuelled us.

“It was very challenging. But we just kept doing it until the industry got bigger and bigger. And obviously, the pay became much better.”

20/02/2024

Paw paw practicing his toasting skill 😂😂🤣

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19/02/2024

Sam Loco's funny Grammer as he meets his old friend Charles Awurum🤣

TINUBU MEET 36 GOVERNORS, AGREE ON STATE POLICE, MORE INVESTMENTS IN AGRICULTURENigerian President, Bola Tinubu, on Thur...
15/02/2024

TINUBU MEET 36 GOVERNORS, AGREE ON STATE POLICE, MORE INVESTMENTS IN AGRICULTURE

Nigerian President, Bola Tinubu, on Thursday meets with governors of the 36 states, under the auspices of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum, to discuss pertinent national issues at the Council Chamber of the A*o Rock Village, Abuja.

The emergency meeting had both the Federal Government and the governors of the 36 states of the Federation agreeing on the imperative of creating state police.

Such State controlled police force, the meeting, acknowledged, can contribute to beefing up security of life and property across the country.

The Information and National Orientation Minister, Idris Mohammed, who briefed newsmen later, said the meeting considered how to enhance forest rangers’ numerical strength as well as exploring the possibility of State Police.

Mohammed, more discussions will continue on those issues until an understanding is reached.

Thereafter, he said, a bill could be sent on it to the National Assembly for necessary constitutional amendment.

The Information and National Orientation Minister, Mohammed who had the Governors of Plateau, Kaduna and Delta states sitting with him briefed on decision reach on food security.

He disclosed that there has been cases of hoarding of food stuffs which has soared prices of commodity.

In addressing those concerns, he said directives have been given to the National Security Adviser, Director General of State Services, and Inspector General of Police to collaborate with state governors to tackle those ugly practices.

Also, Mohammed stated that more emphasis was placed on the need to increase investments in agriculture.

Such vote, he said was considered necessary in combating food shortages, grow the capacity of Nigeria to become self-sufficient and a net exporter of food commodity.

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