02/08/2024
ROUGHIANS!
I know, I know... 'Where ya' been all this time? We've been waitin' on ya' here!' Story of my truncated life.
Actually, I was taught long ago never ask a question you don't wanna know the answer to.... so that being said, wanna know the real reason why there's been no ROUGHIAN OF THE MONTH nominations for the past year? Welp, I used low fat milk to dip my cookies in, …and the s**t blew up! (Sigh. It worked when Richard Pryor used that for an excuse.)
Speaking of ROTM, our first nominee on the year wears chainmail bikinis to the YWCA, she swings broad swords at gender reveal parties screaming "Let's split the difference!", she wears skull helmets to LARP half-time extravaganzas, …all this while reading (and collecting) the endless tales of woe and sundry from her firstest favorite brick-layin', break-neck indie publishin' gurus of boo boos. Raise your collective fists with me in celebration of the first official ROUGHIAN OF THE MONTH for 2024, …Ms. ZOE METALWEAVER PILCHER!!
Now I know what you're all saying, …how does someone so awesome, leave so many eviscerated bodies in her wake? Well that's simple. Everything she wears is fu***ng sharp! For the uninitiated, Zoe hand-crafts the finest original custom-made jewelry, chainmail, scalemail and resin crafts just for YOU! Park your savage ass over to www.metalweaverscreations.com and you'll see for yourself. It's tax season. You know you'll need metal padded un**es just to visit the IRS this year. Make the right decision!
Zoe's the real deal! She's a hyper-talented craftsperson, she's a dedicated mother of three Vikings in the making, she supports the LIVING HELL out of her fellow creator friends, of which, we here at ROUGH HOUSE PUBLISHING are privileged to be one! And speaking of friends, she's one hell of that too. Thanks, Zoe!
And if you too are interested in what's been getting all your kids kicked out of Social Studies class, shoot over to www.roughhousepublishing.com and indulge in some of our literary forms of reckless abandon, already in progress.
See ya' next month!
D out!