Winchendon Weekly

06/05/2024

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05/10/2024

Tag the street name

05/10/2024

The real reason the YMCA took down its slides

05/10/2024

Who pays to read this garbage?
Gardner News (The Next Winchendon Courier) hasn't put something worth reading online since before the cold was too dangerous to allow gyms and hair places to be open.

During fiscal 2023, 13 Templeton town employees earned a six-figure gross salary. Who are they, and who doubled their salary with overtime?

04/24/2024

The last time I advertised for a business for free, they banned me for one year. We gladly welcome more competent business owners, bringing more variety to this part of Massachusetts

The owners of the El Toro restaurant in Fitchburg have announced they will move their business to Winchendon. Here's why they are making the move.

02/02/2024

Winchendon DPW fixing the water main break.

12/27/2023

I’m back for the lasagna

12/06/2023

📌 This week's hot topics of Winchendon;
Featuring Gardner 🪑

🔻Winchendon/Ashburnham are holding public meets on December 11th (Ash) & 12th (Winch) on a land purchasing deal regarding 1350 acres

🔸 If the respective Towns decline to purchase the land, expect a fancy glass forest of solar panels in its place visible from Mt Watatic

🔻Winchendon decided to send its middle schoolers to the less desirable city of chairs where business is down and crime is up. Winchendon education powers to be also decided high schoolers needed a little Jesus in their life, shipping children off to cornerstone church.

🔸Two years ago, we were force-fed remote learning because of a virus that still circulates. Still, the education commissioner, baby face Jeffery Riley, thinks 3-4 hour school days in church and electric chair city will be more efficient. This is a temporary fix while cleaning crews scrub the burnt crust from a boiler explosion.

🔻 City of Chairs has seen its fair share of hurdles this year, from liquor store shootings, failing businesses, bankrupt hospitals, an influx of refugees, and stolen ambulances.

🔸Besides being a great place to send Winchendon middle schoolers to sharpen their scooter gang skills, the chair city seems to be headed in a direction the likes of Fitchburg 2010. Maybe converting the chairs to electric chairs may help deter crime while providing a valuable export to make this once mediocre city mediocre again.

🔷Update Winchendon Murdock schools open for regular operation Thursday as air quality tests pass regulatory standards

▪️Kids are relieved as va**ng mold in the doorless bathroom stalls was less than ideal when no water bubblers worked to wash down their paper bag lunch at the run-down Elm Street school.

🔻 Another local Winchendon business learns online etiquette and maintains a social media blackout after online backlash

🔸It’s a tough pill to swallow (their pride, that is) after learning Winchendon is not the place to have a business with unseasoned customer service

🔻 Scooter gang has been rumored to be sharpening its skills in the crime city of chairs

🔸Some Winchendon citizens are concerned that the gang may start incorporating wheelchairs next spring.

🔻 Two roosters are still at large in the Lake Dennison area

🔸Unofficials urge citizens in the area to remain vigilant

-Winchanon News Weekly Wednesdays

11/30/2023

🔻Breaking News

🔸Roosters are still at large in the Lake Dennison area

11/29/2023

📌 This week's hot topics of Winchendon;
(Slow news week)

🔻Winchendon middle and high school vacation boils over one week past Thanksgiving

🔸The school suffers from a heating dilemma at the likes of burning wet wood. Fortunately, all that remote learning was thrown out the window last year.

🔻 One Winchendon driver proves to town officials that denying the speedway was a good thing

🔸If you have never seen an 8-point turn over a curb in a parking lot, check out The Winchendon Resident’s Page

🔻Town Meeting about a 1350 acre (58 million square feet) solar panel field is around the corner

🔸Meanwhile, setting up a disc golf course throughout the woods on seasonal wetlands to save the turtles from pesky hikers is a bigger threat to the conservation committee, which remains silent in comparison to leveling 1350 acres of forest so a private company can sell electricity to the highest bidder

🔻 Winchendon Christmas trees are for sale all around town

🔸Some of these trees come with a hefty price of the likes of a wet-wood-fired pizza

🔻 No sight of scooter gang activity in the past week

🔸The blessing continues as scooter kids are still in hibernation

-Winchanon News Weekly

11/22/2023

📌 This week's hot topics of Winchendon;

🔻Some Winchendon school administrators make 3x the average household income of the residences.

🔸That’s okay, though , because they eventually get fired with little notice or explanation.

🔻 PJs aren’t allowed in school
“Because rules and adulting, plus comfort, is a luxury children don’t deserve.”

🔸We need to prepare these 12-year-old Winchendon HS graduates to be corporate professionals and follow the letter of the law, unlike that pesky Rosa Parks who once questioned arbitrary rules.

🔻Wet Wood won’t stop one business's poor customer service because losing one customer “won’t make them homeless.”

🔸Not sure what business school this person attended for marketing and business management, but it must not have been their strongest major. Blaming the weather and wives of customers over social media seems a common practice while attempting to save face. Unfortunately, from the photographs, it appears you couldn’t even burn a wood-fired pizza with the wood that looks like it was seasoned or marinated in the Miller River.
Questions arising from the quality of wood not meeting the standards of NH law where the customer resides were addressed by commenters.

🔻With cold weather arriving, it appears scooter gang activity has been drastically reduced.

🔸This comes as a blessing to residents of Winchendon, who were terrorized by the gang activity over the summer.

-Winchanon News Weekly

11/22/2023

New kid on the block

Three helmets tree manipulators is the best around! ⛑️🪖⛑️🪵🪵🪵🌧🌧🌧

with a side of and an extra helping of and

11/22/2023

When you burn a customer with unburnable wood.
Share to turn up the heat.

11/22/2023

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11/21/2023

It is softer than a two-dogwater pizza with harder prices than a John and Kerry going-out-of-business lazy chair.

08/03/2023

Meanwhile, in Winchendon,
The pot shops aren't the only thing that is fire; someone burnt their Salisbury steak, says one brave resident

07/16/2023

Thieves = 🔪🫳🏻

***UPDATE! THE SKULL HAS BEEN FOUND! ***THE REWARD IS NOW $400 TO ANYONE THAT HAS INFO THAT LEADS TO THE RETURN OF KILEYS SKULL! I am beyond angered to have to post this. This is a picture of Kiley, Andy's first really impressive longhorn cow. She is the mother to his bull, RC. When RC was a baby, Kiley passed away unexpectedly & her head was saved to someday be put on his wall. Unfortunately, it was stolen out of our barn. Yes, it had monetary value but more than that, it had an enormous sentimental value. We are offering a $200 reward to anyone that leads us to the person responsible & the recovery of her head. PLEASE SHARE!!

07/05/2023

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