L & L Publishing

04/30/2018

04/04/2018

PUBLISH OR PERISH 💪🏾

03/29/2018

How old are you?

There are 12 months in a year, 4 weeks in a month, 7 days in a week, 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute...

How old are you? Do the math then ask yourself... how many opportunities have I had to accept Christ? How many minutes have gone by? How many hours have I wasted? How many years have you squandered?

Then realize that you haven’t denied Christ once or twice... but you have denied Him every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year of your life!

His mercy has kept you, but sooner or later we will all reap what we have sown.

None of us can accuse God of not giving them enough time! Not one of us can say He came too soon! BEHOLD today is the day of SALVATION!!!

“How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?

Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the Lord:

They would none of my counsel: they despised all my reproof.

Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.

For the turning away of the simple shall slay them, and the prosperity of fools shall destroy them.

But whoso hearkeneth unto me shall dwell safely, and shall be quiet from fear of evil.“ -Proverbs 1:22-33

02/25/2018

If you've been looking for good songs to worship to, this will bless your heart

Buy on CD (UK & EU) http://shop.vineyardrecords.co.uk/promises-of-wonder-live-from-vineyard-campbellsville/ Buy on CD (USA) - http://www.vineyardresources.co...

02/20/2018

Today, remember that God loves you and created you with greatness inside!

Go forth and be who He created you to be ❤️

02/20/2018

JOKE OF THE DAY

Here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

- On Sears hair dryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

- On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

- On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

- Some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

- On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

- On Tesco's Tiramisu desert:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)

- On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating

- On packaging for a Rowenta Iron:
Do not iron clothes on body

- On Boot's CHILDREN's Cough Medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery

- On Nytol (a sleep aid):
Warning: may cause drowsiness

- On a kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.

- On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.

- On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.

- On Sainsbury's Peanuts
Warning: contains nuts

- On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

- On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

02/15/2018

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02/15/2018

JOKE OF THE DAY

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Darlin" said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

02/15/2018

Stand and reach

02/14/2018

JOKE OF THE DAY

There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missionary for directions to the nearest town. On his way out the backdoor, he sees this horse. He goes back into the house and asks the missionary, "Could I borrow your horse and give it back when I reach the town?"

The missionary says, "Sure but there is a special thing about this horse. You have to say 'Thank God' to make it go and 'Amen' to make it stop."

Not paying much attetion, the man says, "Sure, ok."

So he gets on the horse and says, "Thank God" and the horse starts walking. Then he says, "Thank God, thank God," and the horse starts trotting. Feeling really brave, the man says, "Thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God, thank God" and the horse just takes off. Pretty soon he sees this cliff coming up and he's doing everything he can to make the horse stop.

"Whoa, stop, hold on!!!!"

Finally he remembers, "Amen!!"

The horse stops 4 inches from the cliff. Then the man leans back in the saddle and says, "Thank God."

02/13/2018

Starting today we'll be featuring a Joke of the day 😉 hope you enjoy