Snot Rocket Podcast

01/15/2025

In this episode, the boys go to Mongolia, laugh in the face of death, and Andrew’s mom checks in. Andrew is not allowed to touch the $700 Christmas tree, knows a lot about p***y, and wonders if Suzy Favor is still hookin’. Tommy talks heavy metal, provides an update to his fight with American Airlines, and laughs at being awful humans.

The Guardian drops off Solace Brewing Company “Griswold’s Winterbock” and it’s received warmly.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3k273yboRuSipFBQJ7ZP3L?si=f1sVc79JQ1GN8KejI4aYBg

01/10/2025

01/05/2025

Look! There’s a guy in a boat!

12/31/2024

The cold open goes realllllly long, the boys almost get political, and the Greek Freak sends us a heartfelt card. We love him. Tommy loses his s**t on vacation, spills his beer on his computer, and doesn’t know his name is Thomas. Andrew educates Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, on the history of dachshunds, declares that all time stops in an airport, and asks if Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, if he s**t himself.

The boys are bequeathed Free Verse by the The Virginia Beer Company from the one, the only Greek Freak.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6MZc2aq41Z6NBop68P6JKd?si=U4UCKz-WRhC8hPE4Z5D3Aw

12/24/2024

In this episode, 10% almost takes us down, a major announcement is made, and we barely talk about running. Tommy gives Andrew a gift, can’t say Elizabeth City, and wants an Anti-Social Behavior Order. Andrew reads the same thing twice, chastises a priest, and tries a few times to do an accent.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1aP4I4K760RL3O2U450UKh?si=mL_CIx9SRy63VIxIBx6ljA&t=12

12/17/2024

It's quite the glowing endorsement if you ask us.

12/17/2024

Andrew's needs to step up his game.

After he fixes the damn bed, he's going to make a Christmas tree out of nothing but race numbers.
.. with empty bottle caps as decorations.

12/17/2024

It’s that time of year, Snotties, it’s time for Snots for Christmas! The boys dismiss Canada, chastise a Chinese man, and talk about Pennsylvania. Andrew counts to four, does an impression, and doesn’t read the show notes. Tommy is scared of Andrew’s wife, wants Juan Soto’s pancreas to fall out, and tries to redeem himself for a s**tty prior drug moment.

This episode's beer is from Chesty Puller who tossed us a variety pack. It was outstanding and we love him!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0mG9IY7dMV1RYUcYhXh1Cd?si=waVeJj8LRYONhToXfl-k4w

12/10/2024

With new microphones, the duo discusses the dirtiest race in track and field, the 2012 London Olympic women’s 1500m final, and talks about child rearing way too much. Tommy gives a useless update and says his ex-wife is smart and wants to talk about communists. Andrew pronounces Norwegian names correctly … mostly, describes ass-kicking his son, and doesn’t know Leningrad isn’t a city anymore.

This episode’s beer is Goldfish’s acquisition of Mohop New England-style IPA from Frog Alley Brewing from his NYC trip

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Pr4SiFCT58o0EnMYbAcZt?si=YWppJ_HbTgi3DVNR54nQ4g

12/06/2024

12/03/2024

In this episode, the boys discuss the 1912 Olympic marathon, for some reason talk about Utah, and expose a worthless gold medal. Tommy thinks everything is in Asia, forgets his microphone, and wants to f**k up Mo Farah. Andrew talks about a greased-up Cuban man, plays f**k, marry, kill, and tries to murder a Portugese marathoner.

This episode's beer is from You Suck Rob and Tiger Woods. They passed along their winnings: CPO IPA from Bold Mariner.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/62BzbqF6adsPIALKQMbJpm?si=9IDXL05yRdKxqCtSX5MmeQ

11/30/2024

They’re on sale, Andrew

11/29/2024

SNOTTIES, GOOD NEWS IF YOU’RE RUNNING IN ONE OF THE 2025 SHAMROCK SPORTSFEST RACES.

WE HAVE A SNOT ROCKET TEAM! GET ON, BI***ES

11/28/2024

Happy Thanksgiving from Goldfish and the other guy.

11/26/2024

The boys, live from Murphy’s Irish Pub, defend a homeless man in London, try to talk about running, and have a special guest, Chuck, who returns a Christmas tree. Andrew reveals why he can’t decorate a Christmas tree, accepts Goldfish’s bet, and accuses England of being a communist country. Tommy … well, he says some stupid s**t … again.

Because we’re recording on a Sunday morning, Andrew is partaking in orange mimosas, Goldfish is enjoying pineapple mimosas, and having breakfast.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1LwsdMDz0yWYNzyzaiewun?si=KwHpqXYRSCC80pfX966eMQ&t=1916

11/24/2024

Ladies and gentlemen, your hosts of the Snot Rocket Podcast! Please excuse Goldfish’s post race outfit.