Snot Rocket Podcast

12/17/2025

The boys go back in time to the late 1800s to dive into women’s six-day races, and boy, are these broads nuts. They may have set a record for saying, “cunts.” Andrew knows about di**os, loves him a fannie, and waxes romantically about a big boobed German woman. Sir Goldfish does shoddy research … again, gets stiff, and doesn’t understand the assignment.

This episode's beer, we believe, is from Sir Goldfish, but he doesn’t remember buying it, and it’s 6 Bears and a Goat’s “Mae West Blonde Ale.”

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1prChjM3gsyksTr6yoxxIe?si=vCxFpMePTCaAsS3L6O9GUA

12/17/2025

12/13/2025

12/09/2025

It’s that time of year again, Snotties, where we give out our Snots for Christmas and beg Des Linden to come on the show … even though she won’t. Andrew accuses Goldfish of having HIV, salutes a trash panda, and can’t help but talk about Matt Choi. Tommy admits he’s been to a Buc-ee’s, fails drastically at explaining time signatures, and loses his s**t on Aaron Boone.

This episode's beer is from Mrs. Drew, who passed it along to us: Afterglow Brewing’s Dad Vibez Pilsner.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/67SjannjjGQddOadkYCKDO?si=9rQOrtEzTV6TABcRjx000g

12/08/2025

A message from Sir Goldfish

12/05/2025

They say you shouldn’t have a favorite, however …

12/02/2025

Andrew and Tommy dive into a race from Papua New Guinea that might be the craziest race you are going to want to put on your bucket list, the Tok Kranki, Uncle Chen returns to the show, and we promise to head up a GoFundMe for a Boston jacket. Andrew regales on his day, engaged in domestic chores, calls Andy Warhol a fu***ng weirdo, and wants to put up Christmas trees. Tommy laughs a little too much about a Canadian Running article, fails at his own research, and states, “Kangaroos don’t go in fu***ng trees!”

One of our favorite Snotties, John, tosses us some William and Mary, Griffin Gold beer from Virginia Beer Company.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3RqoztblPQvxTREyyLCyqn?si=3-zJSC-tQgahgTmQCbxoYg

11/25/2025

It took two and a half years, but the boys finally get to arguably the greatest long-distance runner that has ever lived, Emil Zatopek. Goldfish tells everyone to calm the f**k down, absolutely nails the pronunciation of etiocholanolone … yeah …, and surprisingly can rattle off, with little effort, the top five beers he drank underage. The Other Guy might be interested in spending 5 years away from his wife, details how he got beer delivered to him as a teenager, and recommends running with your wife on your back.

This episode's beer is from a trusted and adored Snotty, Chesty Puller, who bequeathed the show by Wild Heaven Beer’s Emergency Drinking Beer, a pilsner.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5rxbWFvHptuw1wbUWpkn4m?si=BEScYKCfRQWedObdPIPfxg