Snot Rocket Podcast

02/04/2025

In this ironically, or not, numbered episode, the boys discuss the interesting life of Suzy Favor Hamilton, and they have zero housekeeping. Andrew describes his fingers, needs jokes explained, and wants to see a mouse on co***ne. Tommy proves why he’s the worst - the absolute worst, thinks he knows about high-priced hookers, and admits he’s an idiot.

We spend all our advertising money on beer and our first offering is Founders Brewing Co. Mortal Bloom.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4l7W10akJIMz7frudDzTCt?si=NpHjxdonS-eUEc--ZGXKjw

01/31/2025

We don’t know how this happened. Anyway. Running is stupid.

01/31/2025

Hey Snotties! Drop a question or a comment for the podcast and we’ll answer it on an upcoming episode! Send us a text, DM, carrier pidgeon, or smoke signal, and we’ll answer it on an upcoming episode! Btw…running is stupid!

01/28/2025

The boys s**t on a couple of teenagers who put on a charity marathon for a bunch of Karens. Tommy has s**t to say about Conner Mantz, a woman who once again doesn’t call him back, and defends Britney Spears … a little too emotionally. Andrew gives Goldfish a birthday gift, gets annoyed with a Malaysian man, and gets tired of a mother bitching and moaning.

This episode's beer is from Jam Master JJ, formerly pinbuster300, who gave us a gingerbread stout from Hardywood Brewery and Mad Elf from Tröegs Independent Brewing.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6S40MJ1dgodFQBXd5twaEe?si=75nMzvJhQBWHMiJ5GkoKPQ

01/21/2025

It’s movie review time, Snotties! This time the duo gets into the movie Tyson’s Run. They also talk about streaking and discuss 1974. American Airlines gets back with Tommy. He’s not impressed. All of Andrew’s trees are down and put away, he plans on leaving a flaming bag of s**t on Tommy’s porch, and fact-checks him.

The beer in this episode is a variety pack from Cape Charles Brewing Company and their brewer, Mark.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5HS7y4ObnHri1ckvbYV5gx?si=re-2kaThSkyUIGi7Jem2jg

01/20/2025

I’m sorry, a new what?

01/15/2025

In this episode, the boys go to Mongolia, laugh in the face of death, and Andrew’s mom checks in. Andrew is not allowed to touch the $700 Christmas tree, knows a lot about p***y, and wonders if Suzy Favor is still hookin’. Tommy talks heavy metal, provides an update to his fight with American Airlines, and laughs at being awful humans.

The Guardian drops off Solace Brewing Company “Griswold’s Winterbock” and it’s received warmly.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3k273yboRuSipFBQJ7ZP3L?si=f1sVc79JQ1GN8KejI4aYBg

01/10/2025

01/05/2025

Look! There’s a guy in a boat!

12/31/2024

The cold open goes realllllly long, the boys almost get political, and the Greek Freak sends us a heartfelt card. We love him. Tommy loses his s**t on vacation, spills his beer on his computer, and doesn’t know his name is Thomas. Andrew educates Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, on the history of dachshunds, declares that all time stops in an airport, and asks if Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, if he s**t himself.

The boys are bequeathed Free Verse by the The Virginia Beer Company from the one, the only Greek Freak.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6MZc2aq41Z6NBop68P6JKd?si=U4UCKz-WRhC8hPE4Z5D3Aw

12/24/2024

In this episode, 10% almost takes us down, a major announcement is made, and we barely talk about running. Tommy gives Andrew a gift, can’t say Elizabeth City, and wants an Anti-Social Behavior Order. Andrew reads the same thing twice, chastises a priest, and tries a few times to do an accent.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1aP4I4K760RL3O2U450UKh?si=mL_CIx9SRy63VIxIBx6ljA&t=12

12/17/2024

It's quite the glowing endorsement if you ask us.

12/17/2024

Andrew's needs to step up his game.

After he fixes the damn bed, he's going to make a Christmas tree out of nothing but race numbers.
.. with empty bottle caps as decorations.

12/17/2024

It’s that time of year, Snotties, it’s time for Snots for Christmas! The boys dismiss Canada, chastise a Chinese man, and talk about Pennsylvania. Andrew counts to four, does an impression, and doesn’t read the show notes. Tommy is scared of Andrew’s wife, wants Juan Soto’s pancreas to fall out, and tries to redeem himself for a s**tty prior drug moment.

This episode's beer is from Chesty Puller who tossed us a variety pack. It was outstanding and we love him!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0mG9IY7dMV1RYUcYhXh1Cd?si=waVeJj8LRYONhToXfl-k4w

12/10/2024

With new microphones, the duo discusses the dirtiest race in track and field, the 2012 London Olympic women’s 1500m final, and talks about child rearing way too much. Tommy gives a useless update and says his ex-wife is smart and wants to talk about communists. Andrew pronounces Norwegian names correctly … mostly, describes ass-kicking his son, and doesn’t know Leningrad isn’t a city anymore.

This episode’s beer is Goldfish’s acquisition of Mohop New England-style IPA from Frog Alley Brewing from his NYC trip

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6Pr4SiFCT58o0EnMYbAcZt?si=YWppJ_HbTgi3DVNR54nQ4g

12/06/2024