Snot Rocket Podcast

03/12/2025

The boys go to Italy to get into a most unusual race, there is a sneeze, and neither knows who Harry Styles is. Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names, but Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names with hand gestures and doesn’t get his mozzarella sticks. Tommy says he was cool for two minutes, holds for applause, and admits he wasn’t good at 800 meters.

This beer was bequeathed to us by a two-year-old, “Wait, Wait, No, Listen.” She gave us Great North IPA brewed by Great North Ale Works.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7dv7v6INHMrX3LN3Ch5NU8?si=e48b1464b3bd4bdc

03/12/2025

03/04/2025

The boys get into one of the classic marathon battles, the 1982 Boston Marathon and still don’t think highly of Alberto Salazar. Andrew refuses to acknowledge Goldfish’s title of Sir, disappoints a two-year-old, and his wife interrupts the show. Sir Goldfish screws up his drug segment, thinks Andrew is adorable, and reminisces about old sneakers.

This episode's beer is one of Sir Goldfish’s favorite beers, Hoptopus by local brewers Reaver Beach Brewing Co.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/39lEL71MWBd7g8S83dxE1y?si=BMy-DWbFRV6Kr4lHzeZkJg

02/25/2025

It’s movie review time, Snotties! This time we take on the conglomerate in Disney and their offering McFarland USA, Preview Mike drops us a note, and they read a movie review from a nun. Andrew gets a side-eye from his wife, proclaims no self-respecting Mexican eats Taco Bell, and picked raspberries. Tommy beautifully segues into how white Andrew’s fingers are, does terrible Mexican accents … repeatedly, and claims to know about farming.

More of our earnings are spent on beer in the fashion of a Firestone Brewery IPA mix pack.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6PYdqv3921XPkXiFTaSTvI?si=Xf4FVKQOTuucJVm026zehw

02/18/2025

In this episode, the duo gets into a race from 40 friggin’ years ago, drink more of their income, and lie to Snotties. Andrew professes his love for Kevin Costner, is worried about a woman's uterus, and avoids being misogynistic. Goldfish conducts a master class on segueing into Andrew’s white fingers, calls Mary Decker a World Class be**ch, and talks about a terrible weekend.

This episode's beer is Hazy Days IPA by Legend Brewing Company. Still part of the money we got for ads that we pi**ed away on booze. Yeah boiii.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7alYQnb9V4fwm5IyX60zWJ?si=8722ec74c5bc4ba9

02/12/2025

Live from Murphy’s Irish Pub, the boys get into listener mail and a bunch of other stupid s**t. This one is a short one! That’s what she said! Tommy mansplains migration, tries to will a le***an encounter into existence, and once again shares how white Andrew’s hands are. Andrew reads a “Florida Man” story, defends the show’s advertiser vetting process, and forgets Jimmy Carter is dead.

And they’re drinking mimosas?

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0v128gT8i9LdzfT4lAZOqU?si=PmDzFkrGRpiA862YEHaIqA

02/04/2025

In this ironically, or not, numbered episode, the boys discuss the interesting life of Suzy Favor Hamilton, and they have zero housekeeping. Andrew describes his fingers, needs jokes explained, and wants to see a mouse on co***ne. Tommy proves why he’s the worst - the absolute worst, thinks he knows about high-priced hookers, and admits he’s an idiot.

We spend all our advertising money on beer and our first offering is Founders Brewing Co. Mortal Bloom.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/4l7W10akJIMz7frudDzTCt?si=NpHjxdonS-eUEc--ZGXKjw

01/31/2025

We don’t know how this happened. Anyway. Running is stupid.

01/31/2025

Hey Snotties! Drop a question or a comment for the podcast and we’ll answer it on an upcoming episode! Send us a text, DM, carrier pidgeon, or smoke signal, and we’ll answer it on an upcoming episode! Btw…running is stupid!

01/28/2025

The boys s**t on a couple of teenagers who put on a charity marathon for a bunch of Karens. Tommy has s**t to say about Conner Mantz, a woman who once again doesn’t call him back, and defends Britney Spears … a little too emotionally. Andrew gives Goldfish a birthday gift, gets annoyed with a Malaysian man, and gets tired of a mother bitching and moaning.

This episode's beer is from Jam Master JJ, formerly pinbuster300, who gave us a gingerbread stout from Hardywood Brewery and Mad Elf from Tröegs Independent Brewing.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6S40MJ1dgodFQBXd5twaEe?si=75nMzvJhQBWHMiJ5GkoKPQ

01/21/2025

It’s movie review time, Snotties! This time the duo gets into the movie Tyson’s Run. They also talk about streaking and discuss 1974. American Airlines gets back with Tommy. He’s not impressed. All of Andrew’s trees are down and put away, he plans on leaving a flaming bag of s**t on Tommy’s porch, and fact-checks him.

The beer in this episode is a variety pack from Cape Charles Brewing Company and their brewer, Mark.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5HS7y4ObnHri1ckvbYV5gx?si=re-2kaThSkyUIGi7Jem2jg

01/20/2025

I’m sorry, a new what?

01/15/2025

In this episode, the boys go to Mongolia, laugh in the face of death, and Andrew’s mom checks in. Andrew is not allowed to touch the $700 Christmas tree, knows a lot about p***y, and wonders if Suzy Favor is still hookin’. Tommy talks heavy metal, provides an update to his fight with American Airlines, and laughs at being awful humans.

The Guardian drops off Solace Brewing Company “Griswold’s Winterbock” and it’s received warmly.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3k273yboRuSipFBQJ7ZP3L?si=f1sVc79JQ1GN8KejI4aYBg

01/05/2025

Look! There’s a guy in a boat!

12/31/2024

The cold open goes realllllly long, the boys almost get political, and the Greek Freak sends us a heartfelt card. We love him. Tommy loses his s**t on vacation, spills his beer on his computer, and doesn’t know his name is Thomas. Andrew educates Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, on the history of dachshunds, declares that all time stops in an airport, and asks if Goldfish … sorry, Sir Goldfish, if he s**t himself.

The boys are bequeathed Free Verse by the The Virginia Beer Company from the one, the only Greek Freak.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6MZc2aq41Z6NBop68P6JKd?si=U4UCKz-WRhC8hPE4Z5D3Aw