Snot Rocket Podcast

04/27/2025

Congrats to Snotty, Glass Joe, for running 2:58 in London! 🇬🇧 🍺 🏃🏻‍♂️

04/26/2025

Snotties in London.

Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament.

04/25/2025

Glass Joe over in London for the marathon. Good on ya, Cliffy! 🇬🇧

04/23/2025

Our first autograph! We're friggin' superstars ... but not really.

04/22/2025

In this episode, we celebrate the achievements of one Grete Waitz. Tommy says repeatedly that she’s the greatest distance runner ever, and he also lies to Andrew. Tommy takes a shot at North Dakota, knows too much about L’eggs stockings, and forgets about getting beer. Andrew criticizes Jakob Ingebrigtsen, falls hook, line, and sinker for Goldfish’s antics, and reminisces about growing up in the 70s and getting your ass beat in the car.

This episode’s beer is NOT 18.4%, but is leftover from Delaware. The boys polish off what’s left of Cape May Brewing Co. variety pack.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0vZDWzb5Sas2DXIArb2jX6?si=LYhtL7B_RYig9EPhmJj6TA

04/20/2025

Hoppy Easter from Sir Goldfish and The Other Guy!

04/16/2025

04/15/2025

It’s marathon day, kids, and on the menu is 18.4% beer. The boys are on the road in Rehoboth, Delaware. Plus, we got a bunch of broads on the show. The WAGS join us for this one! Tommy proudly dons Red Sox gear, runs a 28-minute 5k pushing a stroller, and crosses the line several times. Andrew recaps his marathon, is attacked for snoring, and over thinks a race again!

Christina provides the show with “Pinkies Up” from Aslin Beer Company.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2rcvXSjfPRSnVnZmSVnKOy?si=wRc4ZrSXRTOIxjL9wnslgg

04/08/2025

For your listening pleasure, Andrew and Tommy dive into the 1947 Boston marathon and the documentary, of sorts, that depicts the race. Sir Goldfish declares “Andrew’s fingers are so white” will continue as long as he thinks it’s funny, sets forth that Japan are as****es, and thinks a 2:59 sucks. Andrew gives a detailed relationship between Japan and Korea, can’t help himself from making an Asian accent, and does bottle feeding while watching soccer.

Hardywood Park Craft Brewery's Cosmic Sheep Mullet juicy DIPA was graciously passed to us by Mark, who actually listens.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/64bfuZPZ7TUJbh2h6UJJTK?si=5de8f793427e4127

This is the link, for those that wish to contribute, to Louise's breast cancer research fund raising page.
https://2024tcslondonmarathon.enthuse.com/pf/louise-bucher

04/01/2025

In this episode, the boys get into the world of cheating and talk a lot about MarathonInvestigation.com. Goldfish (that’s Sir Goldfish) talks about a teenager's balls dropping, tells Mark Porter to go f**k himself, and gets angry … very. Andrew hesitates to talk about transgenders, vows to stop donating semen, and impersonates Hank.

This episode's beer is internally supplied and is Port City Brewing Company's Hazy IPA.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0lP7YmTa3OJU1nwmQ9rAn4?si=xB_tXOLhRqyJi6_j7HH-Tg

03/26/2025

In this episode, the boys do a big dive into the steeplechase, unnecessarily go off on a tangent about hurdles and Tommy’s drug segment returns … for now. Andrew proudly proclaims he will run faster, throws awards at kids in the neighborhood, and forgets Grant Holloway’s name. Tommy is able to finish a kid's dash, makes fun of a burn victim, and over-explains bonus money.

Alewerks Brewing Company’s Chesapeake Pale Ale is the beer of choice for this episode.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/0ABIxkZakGLtmpqVtdXZTC?si=3IgMbeH5Q9CC3TmBp-9wVA

03/18/2025

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1x8c4R5xe0viZBGdBwBEZ5?si=cKLF1TXoQ-e82RwgHB14vw

Henry Rono is the man of the hour for this episode, from his collegiate cross-country accolades to his liquid downfall, the boys pay homage to a great runner. Andrew does the worst Kenyan accent ever, wants races to give out chickens as prizes, and wonders if Jimmy Carter is still alive. Tommy inappropriately talks about b**b sizes, gets into another lousy race he had, and tells a terrible joke again.

This episode's beer is a result of marketing and the Snot Rocket Podcast's dedication to spending every penny on beer, resulting in the Ardent Craft Ales X IPA.

03/16/2025

One of us finished the Yuengling Shamrock Marathon Weekend half marathon.

03/12/2025

The boys go to Italy to get into a most unusual race, there is a sneeze, and neither knows who Harry Styles is. Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names, but Andrew masterfully pronounces Italian names with hand gestures and doesn’t get his mozzarella sticks. Tommy says he was cool for two minutes, holds for applause, and admits he wasn’t good at 800 meters.

This beer was bequeathed to us by a two-year-old, “Wait, Wait, No, Listen.” She gave us Great North IPA brewed by Great North Ale Works.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/7dv7v6INHMrX3LN3Ch5NU8?si=e48b1464b3bd4bdc