Who We Are:
Kori
“Love sought is good, but given unsought is better.”
-Twelfth Night, Act III
A 32-year-old single, dog mom of 2, Kori is a recovering Republican and Catholic school survivor. When she isn’t binge watching the office or the Great British Baking Show, she’s probably unashamedly rocking out to some TSwift or scrolling through the legal side of Twitter. She’s also a dedicated theate
r kid, and has directed a teen production of Grease and won’t let anyone forget it. Sun Sign: Leo
Hogwarts House: Gryffindor
Kim
“Where there is kindness, there is goodness, and where there is goodness there is magic.”
-Cinderella. One of the most rarest and most genuine souls on earth, and as pretty as a Disney Princess, Kim is a single 28-year-old with an even older soul. She is happiest when she is embroidering, baking, or binge watching her favorite shows. Kim was raised Catholic and her baked goods are so good they will make you forget your diet…or even your own name. Kind, supportive and surprisingly feisty Kim is a national treasure, but no, you cannot have her. Sun Sign: Scorpio
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Lauren
“My philosophy is that worrying means you suffer twice.”
- J.K. Rowling
A lovingly married momma bear of three precocious munchkins, four fur-babies and a blue-tongued skink Lauren is a steadfast maternal force to be reckoned with. But don’t let that momma title fool you, she still loves walking the fine line between encouraging mischief and wanting better for you. Lauren was raised Catholic and is a lover of musicals, cheesecake, Harry Potter, and all things MCU. She also thinks gender roles are HILARIOUS and builds her own shelves, because she is a badass like that. Sun Sign: Pisces
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
Nicole
“Be the person your dog thinks you are.”
-J.W. Stephens
An explicitly proud mom of 3 furry canine-children, Nicole is a happily married wife to her high-school sweetheart. Raised lovingly in a Southern Baptist home, she has had a wild journey from conservatism to liberalism, and is determined to help others break free. A recruiter by trade, and a writer by passion she’s a lethal combination of stubborn pride and optimistic curiosity. Also, she wrote these bios and likes her dogs more than she likes most people. Jen would like to add that Nicole is a fierce friend, an advocate for the weak, a finder of ALL lost animals, and an effervescent ball of energy & love. Sun Sign: Aries
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
Jen
“I have always been two people; One in search of peace and the other in search of whatever makes my hair stand up and my heart beat faster.”
-Andrew McMahon
A lover of cheap wine and seeking out the wild places, Jen is a fiery extrovert with a love of shenanigans, the space program, and Battlestar. She is a purveyor of knowledge and colorful recipes, as well as a fur-mom of her two puppers- Darth Vader and the shockingly-awkward Luna Lovegood. Currently self describing her relationship status as, "one of those women sitting at home, thinking, ‘If I could only find a man like Aragorn’”(Lorelai Gilmore), Jen read over 100 books last year. She was raised & schooled Catholic, but now exists in an ill-defined spiritual space somewhere between B'hai and John Muir. Sun Sign: Virgo
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
