
02/04/2025
No, VELVET CHAINS isn’t an unreleased Lana Del Rey track. It is a romance novel by Constance O’Banyon published in 1985 by the ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ people at Zebra Books.
It has pirates, a masked lover who is secretly the regular ol’ love interest, desert islands, plantations, General George Washington, and slavery apologetics.
But does it have wit? Charm? S*x appeal?
Um………………..
One thing we can clearly share about this novel without spoiling the episode - it reminds us of how truly C.O.M.P.L.E.X Romance is.
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