Patch the Dalmatian

Patch the Dalmatian I’m an outdoor loving, water seeking, athlete, and a unilaterally deaf pup with a sensitive stummy.

aaand we’re back to hiking and photography and connecting with nature! who knew i needed this as badly as i did…we spent...
10/13/2024

aaand we’re back to hiking and photography and connecting with nature! who knew i needed this as badly as i did…

we spent the first half of the year hiking every few days… according to , we hiked 28 times between February and July! whew 😍 half of those hikes were in April as we trekked from Texas to NM to CO to Utah to AZ. all are excellent hiking states, and all are also full of snakes so my blood pressure was through the roof. BUT we were truly one with nature, and i’ve felt the lack of being “lost” in the woods a lot recently.

luckily, after wrapping up the invitational with being named the fastest dalmatian in the nation (!!!), we were able to switch gears and pop right over to a state park for some chill time. the waterfall was missing, as was any semblance of water in the river, but we still had a great time.

i didn’t have my camera set optimally for what i wanted to capture during this hike, so i had tons of out of focus, crappy shots, but i’m happy with this bunch! and that purple light from the sky is in camera, not an edit… idk maybe a gift from the skies since i missed the aurora the other night? 🥹

📸 all photos shot on eos r8 and some edited a bit in

follow for more patchy mama adventures and more of my attempts at capturing higher quality pics of my dog!

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did we get a perfect shot of the 4 of us? NOPE. but that’s why we have silly boy Saturday™️!these two spotties had a bla...
10/12/2024

did we get a perfect shot of the 4 of us? NOPE. but that’s why we have silly boy Saturday™️!

these two spotties had a blast kicking’ up dirt and did not care about their times— seems like that was just a me problem 😅 and Kim and I had a blast getting to actually hang out for the first time. i’m bummed we don’t live closer!

Olaf reiterated that she is THE fastest Dal in America and got a big ol’ blue and green ribbon and some ice cream. don’t worry, patchy got an egg! lolll

and then they were both rewarded with a hike and we were rewarded with the absolute best hiking buddies who behaved even better than i could have imagined on their first trek together. constant self-check ins, staying in eyeshot, constant waiting when they got ahead of us, no zoomies or wrestling mid-hike (!), pulling off for other doggos, allowing us to take our silly pics and work on our camera skills… twas a good day.

now for some more fastcat and then back to TN!

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we did it!! we’re moving on to the finals!!! 🏆⏸️ pause: how exciting that we get to represent the very best breed for th...
10/10/2024

we did it!! we’re moving on to the finals!!! 🏆

⏸️ pause: how exciting that we get to represent the very best breed for the entire country. i think i need to take a moment to actually let that soak in because even though this is old news at this point, i’m not sure i ever realized how big that is until this very moment 😅

⏪️ rewind: these four dogs ran their hearts out last year, and they finished 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th out of HUNDREDS of Dalmatians. they’re the fastest of the fast, and in case you forgot, Dalmatians in general are REALLY fast!!!

i’m 99% sure we’ve all been at the same event before… one of Denise’s events in Freehold last year, but we hadn’t all met until yesterday.

⏭️ for anyone who doesn’t know, that’s Sir Dutton on the left (from NC), then FastPatch, then Olaf the Great (NJ), and then Kylo the Speedster (from PA, I think?) on the right. and this is the first invitational that any of us have been to!

we all ran our best, and i’m stoked and honored that Patch and I get to move into the finals with our friends Kim and Olaf!

and our girl Meeko will be powering us forward in spirit. we hope we’ve made you proud, girlie 🥹

today’s a day off as they finish prelims, so we have a really fun adventure planned. stay tuned on that.

and we’ll be back with updates on Friday!!! 🏎️💨💨

don’t slip up… i’m coming for that number one spot!so like, we’re at the FastCat invitational, right? it’s just me and t...
10/09/2024

don’t slip up… i’m coming for that number one spot!

so like, we’re at the FastCat invitational, right? it’s just me and the boys. and we’re running, right? and we’re like vroom vroom zooooooooom. it was so fun. but thennn i finish running, and mom said we were all reallll slow for being top 5 Dalmatian doggos. but like, it’s cool. cuz i ran a 7.4 and since it was just us boys and they ran slow too (7.5 and 7.6), i was #1 🎉🎉🎉

i told mom we should leave while we’re ahead, but she made us stay there. some time later, i was napping in my car house, and she said “brb.” and then when she came back, i sniffed her real good— i should’ve known… she went to see Olaf. that b***h showed up and made us boys look DUMB. we thought maybe it was just a tough course today because it went uphill at the end, but Olaf ran a 6.97 like it was just any other course! 😲

so, anyway, we’re going back for more today.

love,
patch

p.s. i wrote this entirely in the voice of those voiceover videos that and some of the other funny accounts do where there’s two guys talking and one is kinda hyper and keeps doing dumbo things and the other is more grounded and just listening— the hyper guy’s voice 😄 if you weren’t in my head and don’t know the reference, DM me and i’ll send you an example so you can read it properly lol

probbbbably should’ve posted this a week and a half ago when he got this but ya boy passed the ol’ AKC temperament test ...
10/01/2024

probbbbably should’ve posted this a week and a half ago when he got this but ya boy passed the ol’ AKC temperament test and now gets to add an ✨ ATT ✨to the end of his fancy name!

i hesitated to sign up because it was the same day and the same location as FastCAT— like, not even a FastCAT field length away— AND his (our) fav humans (my siblings) were around, so there were all kinds of distractions present, but i guess that showed the evaluators just how much varying surfaces and textures and sounds don’t really mean much to this city boy unless there’s a moving plastic bag attached to them…? 🤷🏽‍♀️😅 “walk over the crate? yeah yeah sure, but what about that orange thing over there?”

confident, alert, friendly, loyal… yep yep yep! dignified? eh… not so much that day, but we’ll let that pass 😅

big thanks to the Owensboro Kennel Club in Kentucky who put on a VERY organized weekend of FastCAT and ATT tests! 🤘🏽

now that I finally have the photos from our speedway trial, allow me to re-introduce SillyBoySaturdays™️let’s rewind to...
09/21/2024

now that I finally have the photos from our speedway trial, allow me to re-introduce SillyBoySaturdays™️

let’s rewind to late July. it was the best of times, it was the worst of times LMAO 🤣

after the 5 or 6 private classes we had taken up until this point, patch understood the assignment, wasn’t afraid of the equipment, and followed my guidance through the obstacles.

on this special day, we went from 0 to 2 other dogs in the arena to 20 dogs in the arena, and patch decided to have a field day, doing whatever tf he wanted to do.

instead of running through hoops and tunnels, patchy wanted to show everyone how fast he is and how good he is at zoomies, and boy did he show them! 😆

did we Q? absolutely not. but did we have fun? hell yeah, we did!

p.s. that close-up shot is the look he gives just before he’s about to juke right and cut left 😄

craving some beach time badly 😩   to colder days and beach days. but we need warm and beach! (not this 101* bs though.) ...
08/29/2024

craving some beach time badly 😩 to colder days and beach days. but we need warm and beach! (not this 101* bs though.) it’s been too long, and i know everyone’s about to start posting LDW beach pics 😭

if you hit the beach this weekend, send me waves videos pls! need them to hold me over for a bit. love you thanks!

follow for more posts where i complain about missing the ocean after i’ve just moved to the middle of the country 😩😕😒

travel bug, Atlantic Ocean, east coast girl in a Midwest world, missing the beach

this one gets its own spot cuz i can’t stop staring at it.follow  for more from our year-long roadtrip around the countr...
08/28/2024

this one gets its own spot cuz i can’t stop staring at it.

follow for more from our year-long roadtrip around the country! baby 🤘🏽😛

roadtripping with my dog, girl’s best friend, travel with dog, dog mom s**t, canon eos r8, visiting Moab

happy belated world photography day / ’s bday, part ✌🏽! (did you know these days even existed btw? Aug 19th and Aug 25th...
08/27/2024

happy belated world photography day / ’s bday, part ✌🏽! (did you know these days even existed btw? Aug 19th and Aug 25th, respectively. i just learned over the last week 🫢)

anyhow, this set takes us into portrait mode! but like, real portrait mode, as in, vertical capture as opposed to horizontal / landscape. but also not real portrait mode because all of this is captured with a wide angle lens 😋

a lot of these shots are from the day i purchased my camera. half of them actually! out and about in Colorado Springs. the other half are from Utah or Arizona.

there’s something so neat about seeing those giant red rocks everywhere. it’s so different from everything on the east coast— almost feels like you’re in a movie. or in prehistoric times. each formation is basically a wild character, full of personality and its own style.

did you notice the super animated tree in a couple of these btw? it looks like it’s running away from something and trying to keep up with patchy 🤭

i have a lot of favs in this bunch, but which ones stand out to you??

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oh hi there! happy national doggo day! and happy belated photographer’s day! and happy belated birthday to all of da nat...
08/26/2024

oh hi there! happy national doggo day! and happy belated photographer’s day! and happy belated birthday to all of da national parks! and dammit, we still can’t post 20 photos to our carousel even after updating the app, which i have not manually done in at least 5 years, if not 8-10…!

i finally picked up a new faster-than-what-i-own camera a few months ago, so from Colorado Springs onwards, i put that baby to use! so here’s part one of a celebration to getting back in the game. some of my fav photos or moments or edits from the last few weeks of the road trip.

i prefer candids or capturing motion, so that’s mostly what you’ll see from me, but there’s no rhyme or reason to this set of 10.

any of ‘em stand out to you? do you have a favorite from this bunch?

follow for more travel photos 427 days after i’ve taken them! 😝

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i just went to a garage sale for dog stuff and got a large soft crate for shows/sports, a full set of 12 weave poles (!)...
08/17/2024

i just went to a garage sale for dog stuff and got a large soft crate for shows/sports, a full set of 12 weave poles (!), 6-7 dog books (health/anatomy related stuff and breed encyclopedias 🤓), a cooling mat, a dalmatian and fire hydrant salt & pepper shaker, AND two used toys for Patch the Dalmatian… for $82 😎

say whaaaa?!

also i paid full price for this new hat at Dick’s yesterday— also unheard of bc i rarely spend full price on anything— and it’s already covered in Patch’s love 🥲

one full year of the nomad life 🚙a year since we walked out of our building for the very last time. and a year since we ...
08/10/2024

one full year of the nomad life 🚙

a year since we walked out of our building for the very last time. and a year since we challenged ourselves to truly surrender control over our day to day.

did you know you can travel through most of the country in under a year? or you can sit at your desk and stay home like i’ve done ever other year.

or— get this— if you set yourself up for it, you can 🖤 combine 🤍 both ❣️

those last few days at “home” (our neighbors place downstairs), we retraced our favorite steps. we did our park-to-park walk, hit the basketball court for off-leash time, and stopped to take in the nyc skyline views from our “castle” (a gazebo). i cried. for my past, present, and future. the city was my family and my safety blanket for 20 years, so leaving was bittersweet.

and then we stopped in “our section” on the way back to pick up as many tennis balls as we could hold— all gifts from our parks dept. bestie for Patchy’s last day since he wouldn’t be able to leave them out for him anymore.

and then we did it… we left a little after midnight that night, and it was the best decision. we’ve accomplished so much in the last year, and better yet, i’ve been more present in the last year than ever before! and all of that happened with my bestest friend on the planet 🌎

for more on how “surrendering” changed our lives. | dog mom life, around the country in 365 days, solo travel, travel with dog, dog friendly everything

brought 3 p**p bags, which should’ve been 1 extra, but Patch thought it would be best to go for gold with a record setti...
08/04/2024

brought 3 p**p bags, which should’ve been 1 extra, but Patch thought it would be best to go for gold with a record setting 4-p**p morning walk, and he’s damn proud of himself 😌🤦🏽‍♀️

oh snap! it’s  ! it’s rare to get starting line or finishing photos from the side, so i was thrilled when i saw how thes...
08/02/2024

oh snap! it’s ! it’s rare to get starting line or finishing photos from the side, so i was thrilled when i saw how these came out! 🤩

this is another one is from St. Louis from just before DCA in June…the 2nd to last stop before the end of our roadtrip. (DCA being the official last.)

whaddya think?!

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y’all know we’re over here watching the Olympics 24/7. well, i saw  do this and had to flip it!which one of these would ...
07/31/2024

y’all know we’re over here watching the Olympics 24/7. well, i saw do this and had to flip it!

which one of these would your dog win the gold for? 🥇 any other medals I missed? let me know in the comments!

stick around for more commentary on the Olympics! 😁

how i feel about the fact that the Olympics are finally officially here 🤪    anyone else a big Olympics head?? has anyon...
07/26/2024

how i feel about the fact that the Olympics are finally officially here 🤪

anyone else a big Olympics head?? has anyone ever been to them?! what’s your fav sport to watch? mine’s track and field 🤩

the Olympics were always fun to watch, but the first ones i realllly remember being all-in on were the ‘96 games in Atlanta. we were lucky enough to get to attend those games, meet people from all over the world, exchange pins and tchotchkes with strangers, and just take it all in. there’s really nothing else like it.

stick around where i’ll probably try to tie every post over the next month to my most fav sporting event in the world 😍 also it’s FastCAT Friday, so go sports!

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in honor of this morning’s wet blue court (it’s raining here) and Paris 2024 opening ceremonies week (i’m obsessed with ...
07/23/2024

in honor of this morning’s wet blue court (it’s raining here) and Paris 2024 opening ceremonies week (i’m obsessed with the Olympics), here’s a throwback to Patchy on his OG fav court watching his OG fav sport on a rainy day.

still to this day, this is my fav set of photos of him 📸🏀


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this   has been brought to you by a “y’know we were just lying here peacefully, and then you had to break that thing out...
07/14/2024

this has been brought to you by a “y’know we were just lying here peacefully, and then you had to break that thing out” side eye from a we frequent on the ol’ NYC to FL trip.

📌 Dunn, NC off I-95

there aren’t too many places that we stay multiple times when traveling, but this place is probably the exception because of placement. right along the highway makes it quick to access and means there’s gas stations right where you need ‘em. and most importantly ☝🏽 the price is always right here 🙏🏽

until next Sunday!

follow along for more dog-friendly travel adventures and places to stay along the way! and of course, side eyes every sunday 😒

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it’s been a full year.a year since we’ve had a place of our own called home.a year since we walked up and down all those...
07/05/2024

it’s been a full year.

a year since we’ve had a place of our own called home.

a year since we walked up and down all those stairs at least 3x a day.

a year since patchy’s crates got packed up and sent off to storage.

a year since i had all of my stuff accessible to me in the way i wanted it all organized, in the places i knew it all to be.

it’s been a year that feels like 6 months, maybe. at most. but a year that also feels like a lifetime ago.

a year of memories made EVERYWHERE. from upstate NY to the eastern islands of Canada to… the western islands of Canada! both of which fooled me with how large they were btw 🫢 (they’re FL-sized, not LI-sized!)

and as we search for our new home, i finally find myself wishing i could just go back to that home. sort of. partly the home, partly just our familiar places and faces and routines. it was so easy.

but i know we’ll find our next home soon, and all of that will fall into place again. a makeshift version already has, actually. there are a lot of cards on the table right now, some of which we can’t reach, but we will soon enough. hopefully they’ll be there waiting for us when the timing is right.

if you’re into astrology and want to know a bit more about those cards, just drop a line below, and i’ll let you in on alladat 🔮📿

and if ya just wanna know what happens next, keep an eye out and you’ll see as it all unfolds! 😁

happy year and four days of the nomadic life, patchy! 🥰


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it’s a red, white, and  appreciation post kinda day today! |   |  every morning, when we leave for our walk or when we h...
07/04/2024

it’s a red, white, and appreciation post kinda day today! | |

every morning, when we leave for our walk or when we head out to run a midday errand, there are a few things i absolutely must have with me.

“my stuff” - keys, phone, wallet, blister tub, hand sani, flashlight, and knife (let’s talk more about solo travel and safety at some point, eh!) *i’d add pepper spray to the list, but i dropped it crossing the street one day and it got run over immediately 😬

patchy’s stuff - leash, p**p bags, treats, water bowl

water bottles vary by day, and at this point, i tend to just carry a gallon or 5 in the car so we always have some.

but the things that rarely change because i like them that much?

• my Alamo Treat Pouch, duh. i change colors when patch changes his collar lol
• my Farallon Field Day bag - it holds everythiiiing! except water. unless i use one of my smaller bottles. which i only do for v short walks. and it fits whatever extra junk i’ve tossed in.
• Montara foldable water bowl - i have a blue one that i ordered sitting in “my closet” at my sister’s place, but the red one is gorgeous and gets used at least 3x a week if not more. it holds patchy’s full meal of 2 cups of food and 2 cups of water!
• Funston p**p bag holder and compostable p**p bags - these are low key faves. nice to haves but man i love them. to have a holder that doesn’t flop around and just sits flush to the lead with a two-point attachment?? 😩🙏🏽 also the bags are bluuuue! 😍

that’s all for now. i’ve been thinking about this a lot lately - how grateful i am for these things. so here we are.

also, supporting minority-owned, female-owned small businesses is where it’s at! plus they are members of 1% for the Planet and back every product with Wild4Life Warranty because quality and performance matters to them.

who’s ready for another giveaway?? which products are you most interested in! let me know below!

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this episode of   is brought to you by my HOURS of sifting through all of my 2024 photos and videos this morning to try ...
06/30/2024

this episode of is brought to you by my HOURS of sifting through all of my 2024 photos and videos this morning to try and recap the last 6 months in one swift reel and giving up once i saw this face because this is how i feel right it now 🫠

ngl i have sooo much to share. and have no doubt, i will! but that reel can happen tomorrow, and i’ll justify that by saying the first 6 months aren’t over until today is over! 😌

and just so i’m not *totally* bailing on a recap - this photo was taken outside of gorgeous Hot Springs, Arkansas! as “regular” of a hike as this was, there were some hidden gems here, quite literally. add it to the list of things and places and adventures we ✨lived ✨ through in our nearly one year on the road 💫

stayed tuned here as we continue to share more about those things and places and adventures!


Traveler’s Paradise | Hidden Gems | Dalmatian | Hot Springs

probably my most favorite shot from 2 weeks agoalso HOW WAS THIS TWO WEEKS AGO?!! 😳📸
06/29/2024

probably my most favorite shot from 2 weeks ago

also HOW WAS THIS TWO WEEKS AGO?!! 😳

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my fav of the bunch that Linda from Spoiled Rotten Photography sent me from DCA 😍
06/27/2024

my fav of the bunch that Linda from Spoiled Rotten Photography sent me from DCA 😍

that’s a wrap! medal monday! win photo is in! that’ll get its own post though 🤪my very first DCA National Specialty show...
06/24/2024

that’s a wrap! medal monday! win photo is in! that’ll get its own post though 🤪

my very first DCA National Specialty show was such a thrill. i have so much to share since i barely shared anything all week that i’ll have to spread it all out. from running fastcat with all of our fellow speedsters to seeing friends and more importantly [sorry friends] seeing

❗️❕❗️HUNDREDS OF DALMATIANS❕❗️❕

it was as magical as you could’ve imagined. for my Beachbody friends who’ve attended summit (which oddly enough was this week too), imagine being there, but everyone around you is a Dalmatian 😍🤩 dreamy, i know.

for anyone who understands baseball, we cycled the shows! we took 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th place across 5 shows! but most importantly, we placed 2nd in the open black class during the national specialty show! 😳

we do have a lot to work on, and that’s fine. the anxiety of being in a space with so many magical creatures gets both of us a bit amped. luckily for me, i don’t have a tail that shows it… patch on the other hand? 😅🤭

more to come, but thank you to everyone who said hello, gave us advice, actively trained with us on site, taught me things, and became new friends… thank you all for making my first DCA as special as it could have been.

oh also, patchy got his FCAT2 Saturday night.

and i got some SOLID qt with papa Kodak and his mom, who is now my forever DCA roomie.

but more on that and everything else i forgot later. i need to pack up and get outta town! 😂

one of the coolest parts of this trip is that i have often found myself more present than ever before 😳i am not worried ...
05/27/2024

one of the coolest parts of this trip is that i have often found myself more present than ever before 😳

i am not worried about the future. i am not looking backwards or dwelling on the past. these things pop up from time to time, sure, but more often than not, i’m just “here” in every sense of the word. physically, i’m focused on my surroundings and Patch. mentally, i’m planning what we’re doing that day or in the next couple of days, but just so that we have some version of a guide to our nomadic days. emotionally, i get to do what i love most— be with Patch!

now, there is a downside to all of this. tomorrow will come, and after so many tomorrows, i’ll have to get back to reality, back to work, back to life. but that’s a whole other space that deserves full brain power when i’m ready for it.

for now, i’m happy where i am. and where i am, is here 🧘🏽‍♀️

p.s. PNW, you cute. it’s not even just Vancouver that’s cute. it’s all of this part of the world!! and boy were we ready for you… thank you for bringing moisture back into the air. thought we were gonna be found toasted out in the desert a few weeks ago, and i don’t mean in a fun way! 🤪

if you can bare with me, i will continue to try to break my presence to share more insight like this every so often LOL! i really thought i’d be posting more but presence is hard to break when you finally find it!

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