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05/01/2025
04/28/2025

Trump deported a four-year-old US citizen with cancer without medication or consultation with their doctor.

If deporting US citizen children with cancer isn’t your redline, you are not human.

04/08/2025

OFFICIAL STATEMENT 13 CREEKS—OV Blue Flare LLC

---FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE---

Regarding the Creation and Confidential Status of a Legal Dossier
Date: April 8, 2025
Issued from: Jefferson County, Ohio

As a state-recognized press entity and public-interest media organization, 13 Creeks, OV Blue Flare LLC affirms its role in documenting, preserving, and publishing information vital to the protection of democratic values, human rights, and constitutional integrity within the United States.

We formally acknowledge that a comprehensive legal dossier has been prepared, detailing a series of urgent constitutional, legal, and human rights concerns regarding the current federal administration. This dossier is the result of verified documentation, legal research, and ethical inquiry rooted in the founding texts of this nation, including the U.S. Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights, and relevant Supreme Court precedent and Congressional records.

At this time, the dossier remains confidential and is pending review by legal counsel and advocacy organizations. Its potential disclosure, in whole or in part, will be handled through appropriate legal channels and with full adherence to journalistic ethics and public interest protections afforded under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

As a media company, we stand firmly with the rights of free press, free speech, and the duty to expose systemic harm when governmental power endangers vulnerable communities. We are especially mindful of the disproportionate risk borne by BIPOC, q***r, Indigenous, and disabled individuals in this political climate. The author of this dossier is one such individual, and we reaffirm our commitment to their protection and to the integrity of their voice.

Let it be clearly stated: This is not an act of sedition. This is an act of preservation.
We are not engaging in speculation—we are recording evidence.
We are not inciting fear—we are asserting our duty.

Should democratic safeguards continue to erode, or should further harm befall the author or contributors to this investigation, this statement shall serve as a public record that the threat was known, documented, and resisted.

We invite fellow journalists, attorneys, public servants, and advocates to join us in defense of truth, dignity, and constitutional accountability.

Issued by:
13 Creeks
Editorial Directors

Officers inside the Krome Detention Center in Miami have reported that 3< detainees have died from lack of water. The fa...
03/24/2025

Officers inside the Krome Detention Center in Miami have reported that 3< detainees have died from lack of water. The facility, designed to house 500 people, is currently holding 4,000. Reports from inside are that water is rationed to 1 cup a day due to a shortage.

Miami police are being refused access, and cannot verify the identity of the people inside, because they "don't have an ID." Internal Affairs is mobilizing drones to obtain footage of the facility to assess the conditions and legality.

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03/08/2025

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First Amendment: Freedom to Assemble. This is officially a tyrannical government for which the constitution allows us to...
03/04/2025

First Amendment: Freedom to Assemble. This is officially a tyrannical government for which the constitution allows us to overthrow. *picks up pitchfork*

03/01/2025

The Secretary of Defense has ordered U.S. Cyber Command to step down on all planning against Russia, including offensive digital actions.

Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicted a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Coss...
02/28/2025

Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicted a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending an insulting reply to an ultimatum from the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.

According to the story, the Zaporozhian Cossacks inhabiting the lands around the lower Dnieper River in Ukraine, had defeated Ottoman Empire forces in battle. However, despite his army having suffered this loss to them, Mehmed demanded that the Cossacks submit to Ottoman rule. The Cossacks, led by Ivan Sirko, replied in a characteristic manner: they wrote a letter, replete with insults and profanities. This is an updated version.

Happy 194th Birthday, Wintersville! Let’s Get Ready for the Big 200!As Wintersville, Ohio, turns 194 this weekend, 13 Cr...
02/21/2025

Happy 194th Birthday, Wintersville! Let’s Get Ready for the Big 200!

As Wintersville, Ohio, turns 194 this weekend, 13 Creeks is excited to announce the beginning stages of planning for Wintersville’s Bicentennial Celebration on February 22, 2031!

While the town’s 100th birthday quietly passed by in 1931 without an official celebration, we’re determined to make the 200th one to remember. This milestone offers a chance to honor Wintersville’s deep roots, celebrate its growth, and bring the entire community together for a year of festivities, storytelling, and reflection.

13 Creeks is forming a Bicentennial Planning Committee to coordinate events leading up to and during 2031, focusing on Wintersville’s unique history, its evolution over the past two centuries, and the people who’ve shaped it. From parades and historical exhibits to community fairs and educational programs, we envision a celebration that highlights the spirit of Wintersville—past, present, and future.

We’re calling on local residents, businesses, historians, artists, schools, and anyone who shares a love for Wintersville to join us in planning. Whether you have ideas for events, want to help organize, or simply wish to share stories and artifacts from Wintersville’s past, your voice is essential.

If you’re interested in participating or learning more about how you can get involved, please reach out to us at [email protected]. The planning committee looks forward to collaborating with the city and its community to bring history, progress, and festivities to the streets of Wintersville in 2031.

Together, let’s make Wintersville’s 200th birthday a celebration for the ages!

13 Creeks—Honoring Our Past. Shaping Our Future.

River Hunter Wiley
Editor-in-Chief 13 Creeks Magazine
[email protected]

02/02/2025

Punxsutawney Phil Blames Extended Winter on DEI, Echoing Trump’s Latest Attack on Inclusion

RIVER VALLEY GAZETTE – In a shocking turn of events, America’s most famous groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, has officially blamed Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) policies for his forecast of six more weeks of winter. The announcement, made during the annual Groundhog Day ceremony, immediately sparked political controversy, with critics accusing Phil of parroting President Donald Trump’s latest war on marginalized communities.

Emerging from his burrow early this morning, Phil was met with an unusually large crowd of Trump supporters waving “DEI Killed the Sun” signs and chanting “Make Groundhog Day Great Again!” Moments later, Phil was hoisted into the air by a representative of the Groundhog Club, who declared:

“Phil has seen his shadow! Six more weeks of winter! He cites radical DEI policies as the reason for the cold and suffering of good, hardworking Americans.”

The statement sent shockwaves across the nation, with many wondering if the groundhog—long considered a neutral meteorological figure—had officially become a puppet of Trump’s administration.

White House Praises Phil’s “Bravery”

President Trump wasted no time celebrating Phil’s stance, taking to Truth Social within minutes of the announcement:

“Punxsutawney Phil—SMART GROUNDHOG—knows what’s REALLY happening. Winter is being extended by WOKE, RADICAL LEFT POLICIES! DEI is DESTROYING AMERICA’S SEASONS!!! I will be DEFUNDING all woke groundhogs that don’t support FREE & FAIR WEATHER!”

“Also, my people tell me Phil is a huge fan of my Bible. Great groundhog. Big supporter.”

Shortly after the post, Press Secretary Kimberly Guilfoyle held an emergency press briefing, stating, “This is just more proof that DEI ruins everything. Not only has it destroyed our military, our schools, and our government, but now it’s actively making winter longer! The science is undeniable, folks.”

Meteorologists and Scientists Left Speechless

The scientific community has responded with deep concern and mild bewilderment.

Dr. Emily Carter, a climate scientist at NOAA, struggled to maintain composure while responding to the claim. “Look, I—this is—it’s a groundhog. This has nothing to do with—DEI isn’t—Jesus Christ.”

Meanwhile, meteorologists across the country are now being required to sign anti-DEI loyalty oaths to continue forecasting the weather, in what experts are calling “the worst thing to happen to science since Trump suggested injecting bleach.”

LGBTQ+ Community and DEI Advocates Respond

LGBTQ+ advocacy groups and DEI supporters are condemning both Phil’s announcement and Trump’s continued attacks on inclusion.

“He’s now blaming q***r people and racial minorities for the weather. We’ve officially entered an era where climate change isn’t real, but gay storms are,” said activist Marsha Vega, director of the Ohio Valley Equality Network.

Some activists are fighting back with humor, launching the movement, which aims to promote the visibility of LGBTQ+ groundhogs and pro-DEI meteorological rodents.

“We’re currently in talks with Gus, the Second Most Famous Groundhog from Pennsylvania, to see if he’ll release a counter-statement on the importance of inclusion and mild spring temperatures,” said Vega.

Pennsylvania Moves to Ban DEI in Groundhog Forecasting

Following the controversy, Pennsylvania state lawmakers aligned with Trump have introduced a bill banning DEI initiatives in all weather-related professions, arguing that only “pure, untainted” forecasts should be allowed.

“This woke DEI garbage is why we get bad weather,” claimed State Rep. Rick McAllister. “We never had tornadoes back when we only hired straight, white meteorologists who did their jobs without all this equity nonsense.”

Critics have pointed out that McAllister is not a scientist, has never studied weather, and once claimed rainbows were “God’s reminder to vote Republican.”

What’s Next for Punxsutawney Phil?

With pressure mounting, sources close to Punxsutawney Phil say he has retreated to his burrow and is considering a career shift after the backlash. Some insiders claim he is in talks to join Trump’s 2028 campaign as a weather consultant or launch a conservative weather network dedicated to “anti-woke forecasting.”

For now, the nation remains locked in six more weeks of Trump-backed winter, while Americans brace for what’s sure to be a long, cold battle for common sense.

“At this rate, next year Trump will blame hurricanes on drag queens,” one Pennsylvania resident muttered before slipping on an icy sidewalk.

DO NOT, BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCE SPAM THIS EMAIL WITH SILLINESS. THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME TO WASTE THEIR TIME….. The Tru...
01/23/2025

DO NOT, BY ANY CIRCUMSTANCE SPAM THIS EMAIL WITH SILLINESS. THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME TO WASTE THEIR TIME…..

The Trump administration warned federal employees of “adverse consequences” for not reporting colleagues resisting orders to eliminate diversity, equity, and inclusion programs, giving a 10-day deadline to report via a special email account.

The resistance coalition has now grown to nearly 2,000 federal employees. During the last term, the Trump administration initiated searches for resistance members.

Today we sadly share in the mourning for former President Jimmy Carter. He will always stand as a shining example of kin...
12/30/2024

Today we sadly share in the mourning for former President Jimmy Carter.

He will always stand as a shining example of kindness and honor. May he always rest in peace.
Our deepest condolences are with his family and every heart he ever touched. Thank you for your lifelong service, Sir.

There are no coincidences in American politics.
12/20/2024

There are no coincidences in American politics.

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