Cults I'd Join

Cults I'd Join We love talking community, we really love talking cults, and we have plenty of background in both!
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Can you even??? Season 3 is wrapping up, and we're talking all things culty from the last 12 episodes. Which was the bes...
01/09/2024

Can you even??? Season 3 is wrapping up, and we're talking all things culty from the last 12 episodes. Which was the best? Which was the worst? Who had the best clothes? Has Ameran already joined the Essenes? Is there ANY group Jesse won't join (YES, but WHO)?!?
You can find all those answers and more right here in episode 13, but the biggest gift would be YA'LL telling us YOUR answers! What are your loves and non-loves from this round? What did you learn that made you say "OH!!!"???

Season 4 is already in the works, we'll have a 4 week hiatus, and then both the regular feed and the Patreon will be back with all new cult-tacular tales... we adore each of your smoochy faces and we'll see ya'll here while we're making your new presents!

Oh. Girl. Your colloidal silver and whiskey are showing. We don't know whether the group is leading the "mom" or the "mo...
01/04/2024

Oh. Girl. Your colloidal silver and whiskey are showing. We don't know whether the group is leading the "mom" or the "mom" is leading the group by the end, but we DO know there is TOO MUCH GLITTER.

We've come to the end of the road with Love Has Won on their HBO moment of fame, and it has managed to be worse than we thought-- and we knew the story going in! Get it in the morning on the Patreon for your second weekly boost of CIJ!!!

It might be the world's favorite commune. It's definitely one of ours. Grab your soy burgers and your midwifery gear and...
01/02/2024

It might be the world's favorite commune. It's definitely one of ours. Grab your soy burgers and your midwifery gear and leave your shoes behind because-- you're coming with us to Summertown, Tennessee where we'll be joining The Farm!!!

The Farm (parts 1 and 2 not because it's long but because our hosting platform is two thumbs down), drops first thing in the morning!

Surprise, you guys! It's New Year's Eve, and the wrap up to our first year as a new podcast. Thanks to all of you new fr...
01/01/2024

Surprise, you guys! It's New Year's Eve, and the wrap up to our first year as a new podcast. Thanks to all of you new friends, we're rounding out our first year with 26k downloads, and in the top 25% of podcasts overall-- imagine if we learned how to advertise!!! We are LOVING the discussions we get to have with you online, we are loving the community ya'll are creating, and we are so thankful everything this past year has given all of us...
And that is the long way to say, here's a gift to you! It's our first episode from our Patreon subscription level, free as a bonus on your regular feed! We just wrapped recording our Patreon Season One today, and we are so happy to have a little giftie to give each of you as we bring in the new year.
Happy everything, and please enjoy our chat about Women Talking!
Ps, you're gonna be surprised at who ISN'T joining this cult...

It's a lot. Like, a LOT. It's a filthy puppy pile drenched in meth-tinged colloidal silver. So you know, it's a cult we'...
12/28/2023

It's a lot. Like, a LOT. It's a filthy puppy pile drenched in meth-tinged colloidal silver. So you know, it's a cult we're joining (for a minute) and we'll see you there!!!
Your next Patreon episode drops first thing in the mornin'!

Elohim City has been called the most dangerous compound in America. It's been called God's word in boot leather, a low r...
12/26/2023

Elohim City has been called the most dangerous compound in America. It's been called God's word in boot leather, a low rent trailer park, and the underground railroad for rightwing extremists. Cults I'd Join calls them people we no longer see at Thanksgiving.

What hellscape-roller-coaster-methed-out-wackadoo kind of party is this? You already know... it's Love Has Won! And here...
12/21/2023

What hellscape-roller-coaster-methed-out-wackadoo kind of party is this? You already know... it's Love Has Won! And here we are just wishing love would wash its hands and try some decaf.

We're talking the new Love Has Won documentary tomorrow morning on our Patreon—PHEW! Ya'll, this is a LOT! And we're culty weirdos who are down for the ride!

The best community resource!
12/20/2023

The best community resource!

How can community transform your live?

Shannon Farm community residents tell their stories and how the FIC Directory helped them find just the right place to settle. Help us keep connecting people and communities. Donate for our end-of-the-year campaign: ic.org/co-create-our-future

“I was living in Berkeley, California in 1992 and was severely depressed; waking up and wondering when it would be late enough to go back to bed. I was aimlessly wandering a local bookshop and I saw a copy of the [FIC] Directory. “Wow,” my brain exploded with a level of energy and interest I hadn't felt in a long time. I had worked in coops and collectives my whole life, but had forgotten that communes and communities exist. I bought the book. I read it cover to cover. I color highlighted communities based on my made up categories - expensive, weird, religious, etc. - and planned a tour. I got a cross country bus ticket, started at Alpha Farm in Oregon and ended at Twin Oaks Community in VA. I’ve lived at Shannon Farm Community for over 20 years.” - Melissa Wender

“There was a time my partner and I moved regularly to new areas. After living in one location where we could not find community and connectedness, we decided we would not settle in a place where we didn’t first have a friend. In 2020, in the midst of covid-19, we decided to leave the west coast and our rich local community of friends in order to be closer to our aging parents. But we no longer had close friends in our home towns! We used the online FIC directory to begin to search for and visit communities that could be a fit for us. We found some friends, and then many more. Two years later we moved to Shannon Farm Community with immense gratitude for the community we’ve found here.” - Sarah Beth Tracy

Well everyone, Ameran and Jesse have found their cult, and you can find us hanging with the Essenes in... Portland? Aust...
12/19/2023

Well everyone, Ameran and Jesse have found their cult, and you can find us hanging with the Essenes in... Portland? Austin? The desert? That's right, a mystic religion that lived and disappeared in a brief window alongside Jesus (yes, THE Jesus), seems to have new converts and new leaders all over the place. We can't put a finger on who's got the best line to God, but we CAN tell you that white linen clothing, live foods, and a difficult relationship with gourds is a big YES from the team here at Cults I'd Join. We dig you Essenes, you etherial weirdos, you! Now, could somebody pass the kombucha???

And as promised, Patreon is bringing you Sister Wives part 2... episodes 3 & 4 of Season 1. Let the love fest (and drama...
12/14/2023

And as promised, Patreon is bringing you Sister Wives part 2... episodes 3 & 4 of Season 1. Let the love fest (and drama) begin!
A baby, an anniversary, and a wedding-- these Polygamists know how to family as a verb, and we are here for it!

Psssttt...Hey Patreon Peeps, this message is for you!Last week we missed our drop day, which we would like to blame enti...
12/14/2023

Psssttt...
Hey Patreon Peeps, this message is for you!
Last week we missed our drop day, which we would like to blame entirely on our recording platform, which did not work for a week-- blerg! So tomorrow you get to awaken to two, count them TWO new episodes, which we hope will super brighten your day! And now, on with the show!

You guys. Ameran has never seen Sister Wives. We're diving into the family saga here, starting with Episodes 1 and 2... that's right... it's Sister Wives OG! Suspend your current pop culture knowledge and marry into the Brown Family with us-- it's not for eternity, it's just one hour!

PS-- If you're not on the Patreon soaking up all this bonus content, what is going on over there? Are you ok? Blink twice if you need us!!!

Ever think to yourself... "I'd love to join a high control cultish group, but I'd ALSO love to develop an eating disorde...
12/12/2023

Ever think to yourself... "I'd love to join a high control cultish group, but I'd ALSO love to develop an eating disorder, and also encourage that in others..."? And after that, did you ever think "more specifically, I'd like that group to also be super snooty, dress like we're all in late 1990's Glamour Shots, and occasionally be at least associated with murder..."?

If this is you, then wish and wait no longer, friends! This is the group for you! Come on down to The Remnant, a church that is also a weight loss program-- all your issues addressed in one place! And YES, there are some SERIOUS hair styles awaiting you at the pulpit.

See you in the morning for some good old fashioned church shaming!

We will not be taking any red flag sightings at this time…
12/08/2023

We will not be taking any red flag sightings at this time…

No spoiler alert needed on this one, we all know how it ends. But do we all know how it begins? How things went in the m...
12/05/2023

No spoiler alert needed on this one, we all know how it ends. But do we all know how it begins? How things went in the middle, or even how a tragedy like this unfurled its own road? Today we're talking about the Branch Davidians—before, during, and after David Koresh. And yes, its members give us plenty of humanity and even some great levity—our favorite is definitely the good, old-fashioned corpse-off! Come on in to talk all things Waco with us, and please keep in mind, you're here at Cults I'd Join, so remember to take off any preconceived notions and leave them at the door when you come in!

The shine is off and we're in the trenches. IBLP kiddos... you in danger, girl! Anna Duggar... give us a call, we will t...
11/30/2023

The shine is off and we're in the trenches. IBLP kiddos... you in danger, girl! Anna Duggar... give us a call, we will tunnel you out!

Patreon Episode 7 is out in the morning, and we're talking episodes 3 and 4 of Shiny Happy People. If you want double the eps of Cults I'd Join, our Patreon membership is how do get it. At only $5 a month, we give you permission to get that AND a delicious cup of iced coffee!

Wow, wow, wow! Thank you all for being a part of what has been an amazing first year for Cults I’d Join. It was so cool ...
11/29/2023

Wow, wow, wow! Thank you all for being a part of what has been an amazing first year for Cults I’d Join. It was so cool to see these stats today unexpectedly, and to find out that so many of our Spotify listeners had us represented in their top 10 lists for 2023! We appreciate all of you from across all platforms so much and love talking about cults, communes and communities with you every chance we get. We’re still rolling out our third season, so stay tuned for more of… just about everything!

P.S. Cults I’d Join’s most popular episode on Spotify was the Quakers, but actually the majority of our listeners come from other platforms… So, we’re wondering what your favorite episode is so far! Let us know in the comments. 🖋️

A link for yall to a fabulous neighbor podcast that we think you’ll love— and hey, we’re chatting with the host in this ...
11/28/2023

A link for yall to a fabulous neighbor podcast that we think you’ll love— and hey, we’re chatting with the host in this one!

Is this what you think of when you imagine COMMUNITY?!?
In the mainstream mind, it seems that cults an intentional communities are interchangeable ideas. On our lastest podcast, I had a conversation with Jesse Stone, cohost of the Cults I’d Join podcast, where we talk all about the good, the bad, and the ugly of cults, and how they are different from other intentional communities. This episode was full of funny stories and interesting anecdotes. I’d love to hear what you thought about it! Have you ever lived in a cult? Or do you live in one now? What’s the culty-est thing about your community?

Illustration by Cristiana Couceiro; Source photographs from Corbis / Getty; Ferd Kaufman / AP (Children of God); Haruyoshi Yamaguchi / Alamy (Aum); Frédéric Soltan / Corbis / Getty (Auroville); Sandhi Satria Graha / EyeEm / Getty (mountain); Keiko Hiromi / Alamy (flag)

It's another phat-bottom girl, y'all, and this time... she's wearing exploitative leggings! Follow along as Ameran takes...
11/28/2023

It's another phat-bottom girl, y'all, and this time... she's wearing exploitative leggings! Follow along as Ameran takes us on another journey through MLM land. They've got drama, they've got victimizing marginalized people, they've got rotting pants with questionable pattern mixing, and yet again, they've got Mormons ( )! Put on your stretchiest pants, friends, grab your inexplicably high down payment, and let's get this party started!

A really nice side effect of living near your old commune, is that a lot of other people do too. That means you get to g...
11/24/2023

A really nice side effect of living near your old commune, is that a lot of other people do too. That means you get to go to parties with people from your shared farm out at their new farm. You even get to meet new people who lived in your bedroom but never met you! Thankful for ever stretching connections…

It's not just a great R.E.M. song. We're talking Duggars, we're talking IBLP, but most of all we're talking the new Netf...
11/23/2023

It's not just a great R.E.M. song. We're talking Duggars, we're talking IBLP, but most of all we're talking the new Netflix doc and the mainstreaming of a religious movement, that is, biblically speaking, bearing a lot of bad fruit. And yes, we love their denim maxi-skirts!
Your new Patreon ep is out in the morning, so pop an earbud in and paste on your best smile, and you'll be enjoying Cults I'd Join while your uncle yammers on about things you'll never hear! Happy Thanksgiving, friends!

Amish. Commune. Amish-commune AMISHCOMMUNE!!!Or close, anyway. What percentage do you think Jesse is in on this one? Is ...
11/21/2023

Amish. Commune. Amish-commune AMISHCOMMUNE!!!
Or close, anyway. What percentage do you think Jesse is in on this one? Is a million percent a real number? Is Ameran packing her plain black bags?
Welcome to The Hutterites, another branch of our good friends, the Anabaptists, who have been living fully communally since the 1500's. A peaceful religion, a time-tested community of goods, and some FABULOUS head scarves. Come be a Hutterite with us for a bit, we say WILLKOMMEN to you!!!

Your next CIJ episode hits your ears in the morning, and your next Patreon ep will be out this Thursday... Happy Thanksgiving, friends!

Hey Teal, we're watching the doc you asked for to prove you're not a cult leader... documenting all the ways that you ar...
11/16/2023

Hey Teal, we're watching the doc you asked for to prove you're not a cult leader... documenting all the ways that you are a cult leader. Also, we think you killed those fish. But we do think you have good hair.

Patreon Episode 5 is out in the morning, see you at Teal's weird sort-of-commune house!

It's fictional Utopia time and this season we're joining... The Village! M. Night Shyamalan, we see you. And you see our...
11/16/2023

It's fictional Utopia time and this season we're joining... The Village! M. Night Shyamalan, we see you. And you see our love for super sweet bustles, window pane fabric, and suspicious locked wooden boxes lurking in the shadowy corners of the worlds coziest houses. Get on the bus friends, this week we're hand-knitting some GORGEOUS shawls, strenuously avoiding the bad color, and joining The Village!

Another Patreon episode is out in the morning, and we are on our last week covering Season 1 of HBO's The Vow. Joining t...
11/09/2023

Another Patreon episode is out in the morning, and we are on our last week covering Season 1 of HBO's The Vow. Joining this cult long-distance after the conviction is so safe and satisfying!
Also, we give you this picture of a sexy triangle, because how often do you get a sex-cult AND a pyramid scheme all in one amazing bundle?!?!

Another doomsday cult who has it all figured out and isn't going to burn like the rest of us. YAWN. But this one has a k...
11/07/2023

Another doomsday cult who has it all figured out and isn't going to burn like the rest of us. YAWN. But this one has a kick: it's made up of only a handful of people, and a few of them are the walking embodiment of everything a cult might call evil. Trigger warning for all things child related in this one, and an extra trigger warning for anyone fully over watching pretty girls LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER. Spoiler alert, she doesn't get away with it forever.

See ya'll in the morning where we'll be discussing Lori Effing Daybell and a tiny club of as****es.

It's Patreon Eve again... that quiet night before the next Patreon ep drops. See you in the morning Culty-Pate's, for ep...
11/02/2023

It's Patreon Eve again... that quiet night before the next Patreon ep drops. See you in the morning Culty-Pate's, for episode two of our coverage of... The Vow. So much self improvement, so many red flags!!!

Oh hey, FLDS! Did you think we wouldn't stop by for a visit? We think your PERFECT hair (we're not kidding), your sweet ...
10/31/2023

Oh hey, FLDS! Did you think we wouldn't stop by for a visit? We think your PERFECT hair (we're not kidding), your sweet prairie dresses (again, LOVE), and your drama-drenched communal history are exactly how we want to spend an afternoon, if not an eternity. Also, at least one of us is all about the sister-wives, but no one still likes all the blood-atonement. See you on the compound, FLDS!
Episode 4 is ready for you at 5am tomorrow, so happy early Halloweeeeeeeen to all ya'll!

Patreon episode 2 is out tomorrow, and we're talking one of our fan favorites, but this time we get to go ALL IN. It's a...
10/26/2023

Patreon episode 2 is out tomorrow, and we're talking one of our fan favorites, but this time we get to go ALL IN.

It's a bird.., it's a plane... it's a pyramid-scheme-sex-cult-self-help-cluster-fluff! We've talked about Keith-hey-that's-my-schlubby-polo-shirt-Raniere on the main feed, but here at the Big P, we're all in on HBO's doc, The Vow, and we have SO MANY THOUGHTS. So grab your hot iron and a can-do spirit, and we'll see you in Ep 1 of 3!
Side note, and this one is not our favorite: This ep starts mid-sentance. We lost our first 10 minutes of dialogue to computer land. It's just gone. After much attempting to pull it back from space, and much discussion of re-recording, we decided that our first take can't be replicated, and our best option was to let it run 10 minutes in. Were those first 10 minutes pure brilliance? Probably. But the rest is pretty fab. Sorry and we love you and you're all VERY PRETTY!

Last week welcomed our first episode out on Patreon... wow and yay!!! To those of you already in the party, THANK YOU, a...
10/24/2023

Last week welcomed our first episode out on Patreon... wow and yay!!! To those of you already in the party, THANK YOU, and we hope it's already making you smile! Patreons will match the public feed, so for every free 13 episode arc, there will be 13 bonus episodes at the Patreon $5 level as well. Public eps are yours on Tuesdays, and Fancy eps are yours on Thursdays. Our kick-off Patreon is exactly our jam... a couple of women talking about last year's culty big hit, Women Talking. Spoiler alerts? Only one of us joined this cult, and it's not the one you think!

Don't tread on me! Posse comitatus! God is my authority! Where is your post master?!?! All these code phrases and more a...
10/24/2023

Don't tread on me! Posse comitatus! God is my authority! Where is your post master?!?! All these code phrases and more are about to be available to make you free too, for the low low price of... one hour of your life listening to this podcast! If you've been wanting to start driving without a license committing tax evasion while insisting that the US is secretly a giant post office, then have we got the cult for you! Come along as we join the Sovereign Citizens... but only for the length of this episode, because we don't have enough snacks for a solid government standoff.

Section 3, Episode 2 is out tomorrow morning, can't wait to see ya'll then!

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