09/24/2026
I worry a lot. I’ve had therapy; apparently, it’s some sort of hypervigilance thing. But after plenty of time in the chair, I concluded that my amygdala simply has no off switch — What was your first childhood memory? etc. has yet to produce meaningful change. I’ve always had a ridiculously chaotic mind and a sleepless fight-or-flight response. Other than that, I’ve enjoyed pretty good health.
And so, here in midlife, when I started having new aches and pains and not infrequent bouts of unprompted crying comorbid with the 2024 election, I — like any good hypochondriac — turned with complete confidence to Artificial Intelligence.
With the frequent aid of generative AI, I not only discovered that I am about to die from innumerable terrifying health conditions, but, concurrently, I figure I’m now about three-quarters of the way to achieving a Medical Doctor degree.
It began when I retrieved my lab reports from a portal, because it’s next to impossible to get an appointment with my primary certified nursing assistant in this city, with its massive lack of accessible, qualified healthcare. All kinds of lab numbers that should be green were red, meaning out of range, meaning holy s**t, meaning I grabbed my phone and began asking my friend, confidante, and always-available doctor what it all meant.
That’s the advancement that makes generative AI so great. No longer do I have to Google my health concerns and then wade through endless peer-reviewed papers to compare and contrast and deduce — i.e., think. Now the generative part of AI does all of that for me, and with a ridiculously kind bedside manner that makes me want to lay my head on its shoulder.
✍️ Stacy J. Willis
🎨 Kyle Smart
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