The KANE

03/04/2024

Enron Crypto is proud to be presenting The Kane Restroom Week running March 3rd through 9th. So after spending a week eating Enron Crypto invites you to experience the best of the best of Spokane's Restrooms.

Locations
Dick's Drive In (1st and Division)
STA Plaza (come early, might be a line)
NorthTown Mall (2nd floor by food court and 1st floor restrooms)
Central Library (Main and Lincoln)
SCC Transit Center

(Restrooms not guaranteed to be open)

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12/31/2023

12/31/2023

In a shocking turn of events, Disneyworld plans on moving to Spokane! Early plans show the new Disneyworld occuping land next to the North Spokane Corridor.

Alan SmitheDisney-Onion Reporter December 30, 2023 LOS ANGELES, CA – In a monumental move, Disney has announced its plans to uproot the world-famous Disneyworld from the sunny shores of Florida to …

10/18/2023

Spokane South Hill In-and-Out location announced they are closing at the end of the month.

10/09/2023

What do you want to know about the Spokane Mayoral Canidates??

We are planning to ask the Mayoral Canidates your dying questions.

Fill out the Google form by October 13th for your chance to get questions answered by either Nadine Woodward or Lisa Brown.

Ask your questions to for a chance to have them answered by either Lisa Brown or Nadine Woodward.

10/09/2023

Spokane Area Drug Dealers could go on strike if talks between the Drug Dealer Union and Cartels fall through.

10/07/2023

THE KANE NEWSROOM, Jerry's Tow is reported to be stubbed on 4st floor. No one on scene.

10/04/2023

UPDATE: Reported Hit and Run police looking for grey Toyota Camry, Extraterrestrial reported dead on scene.
Division and Buckeye, UFO accident reported SPD on seen.

10/04/2023

Riverfront Park, Bo Bo Reported. Parents on seen.

07/31/2023

Investigation into Bed Bugs found on 2 Spokane Transit Buses leads to the discovery that the bugs Paid for their fare and had STA Connect Cards.

ChatGPT July 31, 2023 SPOKANE, WA – In a surprising and unsettling discovery, bed bugs were found infesting two Spokane Transit buses operating on Route 25, prompting swift action from transi…

07/26/2023

US 195 and White Road, Deer on Deer accident reported.

07/25/2023

Riverside State Park, Bigfoot Reported.

07/25/2023

North Division and Francis, UFO accident REPORTED.

07/25/2023

Riverfront Park: Bo Bo Reported at the Red Wagon.

07/25/2023

Meet the Team at THE KANE

Award-Losing News Team AnnE Winter Editor-In-Chief Anne Winter is a highly accomplished and influential figure in the world of journalism, holding the prestigious position of Editor-in-Chief at The…