BadassAuto

01/09/2026

You wake up tomorrow and the year is
1999. What do you do?

01/09/2026

Paw on the wheel. No hesitation 🐾🚗

01/09/2026

I don’t want peace. I want a cold start that scares the neighbors again.

01/09/2026

This would make us smile too! 🤩

01/08/2026

1977 Ford F150 On Boggers

01/08/2026

F*ck a break up, you ever saw the pothole too late and just had to take it like a good boy?

01/07/2026

Dad: Son one day you'll be a man
Son: Dad I'm 32

Dad: But you drive an electric car...

01/06/2026

01/06/2026

If you're a man & having a bad day make sure you remember that no one really cares...

01/05/2026

Everyone is a gangster until that air compressor kicks on out of nowhere!

01/05/2026

Marry a girl who says things like: "I'm proud of you"
"I had fun tonight"
"I appreciate you"
"700hp seems completely reasonable for a family car"

01/05/2026

I can’t believe I’ve spent my entire life not knowing that the major interstates are in numerical order. 🤦‍♂️