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You just need to pay close attention to see it immediately
12/18/2024

You just need to pay close attention to see it immediately

JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, "I've h...
12/17/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note saying, "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband came home, and she could hear him in the kitchen before he came into the bedroom.

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone... Yeah, I know, about time, right? I'm coming to see you. Put on that sexy French nightie. I love you... Can't wait to see you... We'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes, she grabbed the note to see. ⬇️

JOKE OF THE DAY: An old, tired-looking dog wandered into a man’s yard. From his collar and well-fed belly, the man could...
12/15/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: An old, tired-looking dog wandered into a man’s yard. From his collar and well-fed belly, the man could tell the dog had a home and was well taken care of.
The dog calmly approached the man, who gave him a few pats on the head. The dog then followed him into the house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in a corner, and fell asleep.
An hour later, the dog went to the door, and the man let him out.
The next day, the dog returned, greeted the man in the yard, walked inside, and resumed his spot in the hall, again sleeping for about an hour. This continued off and on for several weeks.
One day, curious, the man pinned a note to the dog’s collar: "I would like to find out who owns this sweet, wonderful dog and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon, your dog comes to my house for a nap."
The next day, the dog arrived for his nap with a different note pinned to his collar, "He⬇️

JOKE OF THE DAY: A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn't have a profile picture. ...
12/11/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn't have a profile picture. Desperate for a change, he decided to take a chance and meet her.
He wasn't expecting much, maybe someone a little rough around the edges, but when he arrived, he was floored. She was stunning: 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and all the right curves.
Impressed, he asked what she did for a living. "I teach Sunday school," she said.
He'd never dated a Christian girl before, so he was intrigued. On the drive to dinner, he lit a cigarette and asked if she cared for one.
"Oh, heavens no!" she replied, "What would I tell my Sunday school children?"
Fair enough, the man thought. Some people smoke, some don't.
At the restaurant, he ordered a steak and requested the second-most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the wine arrived, she declined a glass.
"You don't drink?" the man asked, surprised.
She shook her head. "Oh, heavens no! What would I tell my Sunday school children?"
The dinner and conversation were amazing, but the man couldn't quite figure her out. On the drive home, he passed a cheap motel and figured, why not take a chance?
"Want to get a room and fool around?" the man asked nervously.
She winked and said, "I thought you'd never ask!"
Surprised, the man laughed and teased, "Really? What are you going to tell your Sunday school children about this?"
She grinned mischievously and answered, ⬇️

Look at your palm to see if you have this mole
12/10/2024

Look at your palm to see if you have this mole

JOKE OF THE DAY: After thirty years of marriage, a husband and wife go to counseling.When the therapist asks what the pr...
12/09/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: After thirty years of marriage, a husband and wife go to counseling.
When the therapist asks what the problem is, the wife launches into a long rant, listing every issue they’ve ever had over the years.
She goes on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable—an entire laundry list of unmet needs she’s endured.
Finally, after letting her vent for a while, the therapist stands up, walks over to her, asks her to stand, and gives her a long, passionate kiss—all while the husband watches with a raised eyebrow.
The woman falls silent, sitting down in a daze.
The therapist turns to the husband and says, “Your wife needs this at least three times a week. Can you manage that?”
The husband replies,

So true!😌💚
12/09/2024

So true!😌💚

True story 😅🤪
12/08/2024

True story 😅🤪

A young woman covered head-to-toe in tattoos reveals her true look without them 😱 Her transformation is unbelievable! Sh...
12/07/2024

A young woman covered head-to-toe in tattoos reveals her true look without them 😱 Her transformation is unbelievable! She was so beautiful!
Look at her photos in the comments👇👀

JOKE OF THE DAY: A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn't have a profile picture. ...
12/07/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: A man was swiping through a dating app when he matched with someone who didn't have a profile picture. Desperate for a change, he decided to take a chance and meet her.
He wasn't expecting much, maybe someone a little rough around the edges, but when he arrived, he was floored. She was stunning: 5'2", baby blue eyes, strawberry blonde hair, and all the right curves.
Impressed, he asked what she did for a living. "I teach Sunday school," she said.
He'd never dated a Christian girl before, so he was intrigued. On the drive to dinner, he lit a cigarette and asked if she cared for one.
"Oh, heavens no!" she replied, "What would I tell my Sunday school children?"
Fair enough, the man thought. Some people smoke, some don't.
At the restaurant, he ordered a steak and requested the second-most expensive bottle of wine on the menu. When the wine arrived, she declined a glass.
"You don't drink?" the man asked, surprised.
She shook her head. "Oh, heavens no! What would I tell my Sunday school children?"
The dinner and conversation were amazing, but the man couldn't quite figure her out. On the drive home, he passed a cheap motel and figured, why not take a chance?
"Want to get a room and fool around?" the man asked nervously.
She winked and said, "I thought you'd never ask!"
Surprised, the man laughed and teased, "Really? What are you going to tell your Sunday school children about this?"
She grinned mischievously and said, "The same thing I tell them every week. ⬇️

Look closer and see if you can find what made this the most remembered night show episode ever... Check the comments!👇👇
12/05/2024

Look closer and see if you can find what made this the most remembered night show episode ever... Check the comments!👇👇

"Have you lost your mind posting this photo," 😳 one user commented. The UNDERWEAR PIC of 61-year-old Valerie Bertinelli ...
12/05/2024

"Have you lost your mind posting this photo," 😳 one user commented. The UNDERWEAR PIC of 61-year-old Valerie Bertinelli that caused a stir is in the comments.👇

So Far... No One Has Found Another Solution...Check the 1st comment👇
12/04/2024

So Far... No One Has Found Another Solution...
Check the 1st comment👇

JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You ...
12/03/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
After examining the old man's elderly wife, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having love with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old bastard, she replied. "That's because the...😂⬇️ (Continues in comment)

Maybe you don't know!
12/03/2024

Maybe you don't know!

Today's meal is so strange =))))).
12/03/2024

Today's meal is so strange =))))).

Many people will answer wrong for sure 👇👇👇
12/03/2024

Many people will answer wrong for sure 👇👇👇

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