09/29/2023
THE AMA HAS ISSUED A WARNING THAT WATCHING THE GOP DEBATES WILL MAKE YOU STUPID
Simi Valley, CA - The American Medical Association has determined that the IQ of viewers of the GOP debates has been steadily dropping since the first debate.
According to projections, watching all of the future debates could result in an IQ drop of almost 30 points. The AMA also warned that the debates may affect your physical health. Many viewers reported being nauseated when Mike Pence reminded everyone that he has been having s*x for 38 years.
On a positive note, they did say the debates are a masterclass in learning how to tell jokes that no one laughs at.
