01/04/2026
Fellas… explain this to me 😭
All day she treating me like Prince Akeem — royal vibes, compliments, comfort.
Night fall?
She turn into Sherlock Holmes with a badge and a flashlight.
3AM Face ID heist.
Mirrors. Smoke. Tactical movement.
Once she in the phone, she not scrolling — she running code, recovering deleted messages like Cellebrite.
Daytime her = Disney.
Nighttime her = Dateline.
If you ever went from king to criminal before sunrise…
you already know.
Boy… PLEASE.