Miss Pork Chop

02/08/2024

Greta has been super cool.

01/21/2024

Remember when Porkchop was on Sunset? That was a fun week. www.missporkchop.com Miss Pork Chop Lots has happened since then, besides the launch of her food toppings company, like time. Time has passed. But the song remains the same.

01/09/2024

Some of you might just see beauty in that face, others see a refined sense of pedigree. Still others might feel the gaze of a timeless mystic comforting their soul. All of these takeaways, however accurate, undervalue the power of desire to acquire more food. Call her persistent, or call her the heir to the wisdom of Rumi, but do not overfeed her. Unlike the Buddha’s revelation about suffering, some things are more clear, like Pearl Porkchop’s weight. This is why, regardless of how much food you feed your Dog, you should serve them food as if it’s the greatest experience of their life. And, if they’ve been served up semi-dysfunctional weirdness (eg; underbite’s, weird hips, allergies), than make the gift of mealtime extra healthy. Kibble Sprinkles are the super-healthy treat that elevates living. So, like Porkchop’s lower nosemouth, live life elevated. kibble

12/29/2023

Throwback to Pearl Porckchop when she was on The Lil Ewok Fanzine. I wasn't worried about her being around all the adult actors since she had been acting for a long time and doing some improv with adults. But, there were longish days where she was put under a lot of pressure to perform (this was before there were union limits regarding how many hours a puppy could be on set). Also, Lucas was a slavedriver. He and I had heated words on a couple occasions, primarily around how the puppies were being educated at the studios and on the forest moons of Endor shoot. Our girl was unable to attend public school during the filming, and Laura and I did not want to see Porkchop get behind on her ceramics or Latin. As the magazine suggests, she was most happy when the caterers pulled into the lot. The delicious Logray pita chips may have been an early inspiration for her kibble sprinkles Miss Pork Chop

12/28/2023

People often confuse Wookies and Ewoks. When I was younger, I might say something like, those people are not my friends. But I have softened.

12/16/2023

The classic old packaging!

12/11/2023

12/01/2023

If you're in Salida tonight, walk through the snow down to Laura and Mary's gallery. It'll be lovely!

11/29/2023

My dream was to start my magazine. I made that dream happen. My name is Miss pork chop, and this is my media empire.

11/28/2023

Here we go! This is like Fruity Pebbles to a six-year old human, (if Fruity Pebbles were also healthy and mostly organic). Maybe crack is a better example? Not crack for kids, or dogs, just the addictive nature associated with crack. …and not that I have ever done crack, because dogs don’t do crack. Everyone knows that. -Miss Pork Chop

11/27/2023

Thanks to the entire team ! It’s always fun to work with young photographers learning craft, primarily patience. Most of my early years were spent eating the things I was supposed to shoot. The first time I led a phodography clinic, I learned that the best food photographers are picky eaters…Poodles, Yorkies, Priss Maltese’ …what else? Oh, Bichon Frise, Pekingese, Boston Teniers and of course, Greyhounds. I once had an assistant Greyhound named Anton, they wouldn’t eat crap, literally. Even if they were starving, which they generally were. But what a great film changer. Anton was fast. But I need to call out a tribute to Princess, my personal Photog and living legend. She is always there for me (princess, thank you for rebuilding the Hasselblad while I was in Banff with Tony and the Taos crew).

11/27/2023

“I honestly don’t recall posing for this cover shot. We were just chilling in my library, talking Dumas and the short stories of George Saunder’s, and boom, the flash goes off (You got me again Annie!). Fast forward a few weeks and I see my face, two Mezcals in on at an LAX bookstore.” I am honored once again, thanks Noah.

11/26/2023

Thanks to the entire team ! It’s always fun to work with young photographers learning craft, primarily patience. Most of my early years were spent eating the things I was supposed to shoot. The first time I led a phodography clinic, I learned that the best food photographers are picky eaters…Poodles, Yorkies, Priss Maltese’ …what else? Oh, Bichon Frise, Pekingese, Boston Teniers and of course, Greyhounds. I once had an assistant Greyhound named Anton, they wouldn’t eat crap, literally. Even if they were starving, which he generally was. But what a great film changer. Anton was fast. But I need to call out a tribute to Princess, my personal Photog and living legend. Ahe is always there for me (princess, thank you for rebuilding the Hasselblad while I was in Calgary with Tony).

11/26/2023

I could not hang with the punk scene very long, even though a lot of the shows I played were relatively chill. Though, opening Fugazi and The Appliances in Madison was def a highlight, Liz Phair was always cool to me and help me get my start. She called me out on stage and I would jump up on this black and pink padded throne, and they would slide the microphone up to my face. People would say. “Aaaah” (even though I had a spiked flea collar because hard-core clubs are dirtier than redbone coonhound on the scent of a critter in the bayou)… anyway because they associate small dogs with cuteness I guess people thought I was gonna just sit there and be cute or something?. But, once I started singing, everything got real.

11/26/2023

This was a really cold photo shoot. Fortunately, because I was so busy last year the 38-member French Vogue photography team came to Colorado. (Thanks Pierre). The post-shoot, strudel, Absenthe and hot tub was all Time babies!