Musings by Mavis

11/03/2024

09/30/2024

Marketing and sales are a big thing around here, we hear a lot of terms and tag lines being tossed about. It can be fun if you pay attention. Below are some of my favorites.

"If it fits its ships." That's not a tag line, that's a challenge!

"Let's put the fun back in funeral." That's begging for a whole other level of shenanigans. From a levitating co**se to a bubbling baptismal. Someone didn't think that one through before sending it out. Or maybe they did.

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!" Well yah! Biggest sandbox in the world! Why wouldn't you hide the bodies there?

Remember lawn darts? The box said, "Hours of fun" I say, not if you were a good shot.

You buy something that's new and improved. Was it old and sub-par before?

Verizon: "Can you hear me now?"
"No, I went deaf the minute you told me how much that new iPhone was!"

Capitol One. "What's in your wallet?" "NOTHING! I just left Verizon!"

Staples: "That was easy."
"No it wasn't! It required, a light saber, a sword, 3 encantations, and a toddler, to get it open!"

Last but not least:

A sign someone felt necessary. Deer crossing next 5 miles. What? Do they just stop crossing after 5 miles? Can new deer read this sign to know they only have a 5 mile window?

You humans continue to amuse me. I'm never at a loss for musings. Bless your hearts.

Mavis