07/13/2024
Hazel and I have 3 days left with each other!
She has been VERY high maintenance over this past month.
Hazel:
Don’t swim with me. I don’t like it.
Don’t take a bath with me. I don’t like it.
Don’t get in the sun with me. I don’t like it.
Charge my cell phone. (Yes,she has her own cell phone that she transmits to at ALL times).
Don’t let my cell phone more that 20ft away from me. If you do I will scream and make your life hell.
Charge ME too!
Me: 😑
Hazel, Despite our toxic relationship I am happy that your technology exists and look forward to hearing what kind of report you send to my doctors!
Thanks for looking after my heart ♥️.
In 3 days I am filing for divorce from you! 😂