Major Keylife

09/11/2024

Damn how does my vehicle know I got a court date coming up

09/10/2024

"Just to be clear - My girl said when we run out of something to "put it on the fridge so we dont forget to buy it". She never said anything about a list

09/08/2024

How are rain storms made

09/08/2024

People who get in the shower feet first

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09/06/2024

I remember holding on for a little too long in Grade 3 one day, and despite the toilets being next door, I didn't quite make it and unloaded in my underpants. Unable to be salvaged, I left them on the floor of the cubicle and returned to class. My little secret. Until I remembered how mum used to sew a name tag onto every single item of clothing I ever wore.

09/04/2024

Me: “I’m still young”

My bones: “No We Not.”

09/04/2024

Title?

09/04/2024

Man I thought I had found a extendo at work 😫

09/04/2024

I’m gonna concentrate on growing straighter trees

09/04/2024

LoL 😂😂😂

09/03/2024

After that long weekend Tuesday gonna be rough 😂🤣

09/03/2024

😂😂🤣🤣

09/03/2024

Beaver’s Fencing. We don’t saw it we gnaw it. Sup

09/02/2024

Finally found that road my grandma was talking about 🤣🤣🤣🤣

09/02/2024

Me installing a new mirror to help her see them curbs jumping out in front of her

09/02/2024

Fire the manager 🫣😫🤣😂🤣

09/02/2024

It’s Labor Day so I didn’t try as hard😳

09/02/2024

My first time patching a tire and I already figured out a shortcut. The instructions said to put the patch on the inside of the tire but that seemed a whole lot more difficult that just covering the hole from the outside. Not only that but I'm driving across country tomorrow and didn't have time for a long project. Where are all those teachers who said I'd never amount to anything? They used to laugh at me back in school but I bet they ain't laughing anymore! 💪

09/02/2024

Lol 😂😂😂

08/30/2024

if I ever come into money, I wont say but there will be signs.

08/30/2024

😆😆😆

08/27/2024

Best funny today 😂

08/27/2024

😂😂😂

08/27/2024

These Gender Reveals Getting Out Of Control 😂🤦🏾‍♂️..

08/24/2024

❤️❤️

*Son of a Scottish nurse, and an Irish football player, he claimed he was not certain of his birthplace or date.Stating in his autobiography that he accepted 2 August as his birth date but had birth certificates from England and Ireland.Records from the Leeds General Registry Office confirm he was born at St James's University Hospital in Leeds, Yorkshire, England on 2 August 1932.
*Won his career-making part in Lawrence of Arabia (1962) after it was turned down by superstar Marlon Brando and Albert Finney.Allegedly Brando said he didn't want to spend two years of his life riding on a camel.Finney was put through extensive screen-tests costing 100,000 pounds, but refused to sign a seven year contract demanded by producer Sam Spiegel. O'Toole signed the seven-year contract and got the part.
*He went to America with actor Omar Sharif for the film premiere of Lawrence of Arabia. The night before the opening Peter took Omar to see Lenny Bruce in a show after which they went back stage to see Lenny then all went out for drinks. After a while Lenny said he had to go home for a few minutes so they accompanied him. As Lenny was giving himself a drug injection the police broke in and arrested them all. At the police station Omar asked to make a phone call and rang producer Sam Spiegel who eventually got them released.
*He was almost cast as Professor Henry Higgins in My Fair Lady (1964) due to concerns that Rex Harrison was too old for the part, but his salary demands were more than producer Jack L. Warner was willing to pay.
*During his career as actor, he portrayed three kings, one of them twice (King Henry II in Becket (1964) also in The Lion in Winter (1968)), one of them fictional (Sir/King Cedric Willingham in King Ralph (1991)) and King Priam in Troy (2004).
*O'Toole played rugby league as a child in Leeds and was also a rugby union fan, attending Five Nations matches with friends and fellow rugby fans Richard Harris, Kenneth Griffith, Peter Finch and Richard Burton. He was also a lifelong player, coach and enthusiast of cricket.
*Allegedly declined a knighthood from Queen Elizabeth II for political reasons in 1987.Although never confirmed, it is believed the reason he declined because O'Toole campaigned heavily against the British involvement in the Vietnam War.

08/23/2024

🤣🤣🤣

08/22/2024

We made it work.

08/21/2024

I can't believe I been using this thing wrong the whole time 🤷‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣

08/19/2024

Granddad gotta chill i told him i got it

08/18/2024

Soft head