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02/20/2025

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Watertown, NY By Hans Wilder Alright, buckle up, folks, because we’re about to take a wild ride through the circus of American foreign policy—so get ready for The Wilder Treatment. You know, that grand old tradition where the USA picks up a shiny new toy, plays with it ‘til it breaks, then tos...

02/09/2025

You can't make this s**t up, folks. We're living in a world where the lunatics have taken over the asylum, and they're spending your money like it's Monopoly money. We're talking about a government so out of touch, they're defending the kind of programs that make you wonder if they're smoking someth...

02/06/2025

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Anthony Constantino: The Right Candidate for NY-21 in the Age of Political Turmoil By Hans Wilder, Watertown NY It’s official: the special election for New York’s 21st Congressional District is gearing up to be a real political mess—not just the usual parade of pundits and media spin. This ele...

02/03/2025

Watertown Woman Charged with Animal Cruelty After Leaving Dogs Without Food or Water

By Brad Evans | Watertown Post

WATERTOWN, N.Y. – A Watertown woman is facing animal cruelty charges after allegedly leaving her four pit bulls confined without food or water for several days.

According to Watertown Police, 45-year-old Chastity Jones was aware she would run out of dog food but failed to provide for the animals, leaving them in kennels in the basement of her apartment.

Jones has been charged with overdriving, torturing, or injuring animals—specifically for failure to provide sustenance. She was issued an appearance ticket and is scheduled to appear in Watertown City Court on Wednesday, February 12

02/03/2025

'Rawr, I’m Gonna Tariff You Back!' Meme Takes Internet by Storm as Trump Outsmarts Trudeau By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach In yet another victory for President Donald J. Trump, the internet is ablaze with a new viral meme featuring Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dressed as a delicate pansy...

02/03/2025

Digital Media USA is actively seeking writers. Why? Because Trump is making so much damn news, and the winning is so non-stop, my current crew and I can’t keep up. Seriously, it's like trying to shovel a snowstorm with a paper towel. Between the tweets, the rallies, and the sheer volume of "This is going to be huge!” moments, we need extra hands to help shovel the nonsense. So if you’re a writer who thrives on chaos, sarcasm, and the occasional mental breakdown, come join us. We’re running a marathon here, but it's like we’re tripping over our own shoelaces. Get in before we’re too buried in the gold-plated, meme-worthy avalanche of news to notice!

01/20/2025

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By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach, Florida Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the greatest show on Earth—the Trump inauguration ceremonies as seen through the lens of CNN. Oh, you thought this was just another presidential swearing-in? No, no, no. This was a public spectacle, an American history maste...

01/14/2025

By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach, Florida If It Weren’t for Those Meddling Kids: The Deep State’s Scooby-Doo Plot Against Trump Well, folks, here we are again, watching another episode of “The Deep State Chronicles: Jack Smith Edition.” You know Jack Smith, right? The guy whose resume include...

01/14/2025

JUST IN: Trump is flying the USA flag at full-staff despite Biden ordering them at half-staff through the end of January.

01/13/2025

By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach You ever notice how the people yelling “climate denier!” the loudest are the same ones sipping martinis in their beachfront mansions? They’re out there telling you, “The sea levels are rising!”—yeah, but apparently not high enough to make them sell that co...

01/07/2025

By Hans Wilder, West Palm Beach Florida Ah, Justin Trudeau resigned today. Finally decided to hang up his socks and take the last exit out of Ottawa, eh? Let’s give this the Wilder Treatment—cutting, unapologetic, and with a side of truth you’d rather not hear. Step one: call him Governor. Tha...

01/01/2025

Some highlights of 2024 included:- - Thousands of UFO’s being witnessed - Extreme Global Weather Manipulation - Obviously Space Lasers - Emmanuel Macrons Husband revelations - Realising Michelle Obama is at least 13” - Watching Hollywood being exposed for the Sick Satanic club it is - The entire...

01/01/2025

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Report: Why Watertown, NY, Should Consider Changing Its Name Introduction Watertown, NY, a city rich in history and natural beauty, faces challenges in standing out as a destination or a hub of economic and cultural growth. A name change can rejuvenate the city’s image, align with its aspirations,...

12/20/2024

A Confluence of Catastrophes: What’s Next? By Hans Wilder Let’s talk about the current state of the world, folks. It’s like someone opened Pandora’s Box, shook it like a snow globe, and then handed it to a hyperactive toddler. We’ve got drones and orbs invading New Jersey, nuclear threats ...

12/19/2024

Why Canada Should Become the 51st State: An Unapologetically Humorous Case for Continental Unity By Hans Wilder Watertown NY Picture this: a United States so vast, so unstoppable, that it stretches from the Everglades to the Arctic tundra. A country where hockey becomes a mandatory religion and Tim....

12/19/2024

Supreme Court could Weigh In on Watertown's Most Absurd AI Scandal By Hans Wilder Watertown NY Hold onto your snow show blowers, Watertown! The latest chapter in our town’s saga of small-town absurdity might just make its way to the Supreme Court. That’s right—the highest court in the land mig...