08/16/2024
sometimes catch phrases and slang become cliche and their overuse annoys me. so i've prepared a list of acceptable substitutions which i encourage everyone to use henceforth (from now on)...
still with me? great...
in place of "Level Up" i'd like to suggest that instead
we 'elevate' or 'make lofty' or refer to someone whos really kicking ass in their field, as their 'loftiness.' (ex: did you hear Mark got a promotion and a fat raise? it seems the voodoo doll he bought from the crone beneath the bridge has really exacerbated his loftiness.)
still with me?
'game changer' is the other one for today's sermon because it convinces idiots to spend money, where they might not need. so instead how about, 'transmogrify 'or 'refashion' might work just as well.
(ex. 'thanks for the thesaurus, grandma. saving money on software subscriptions to try and sound smart makes this a real transmogrifier. and the best birthday ever or 'sass me again, grandson and i'll refashion your face like i did your daddy's)
STILL With me?
i'm Matt Kemp, & i use more unique words than 99% of other Grammerly users, and no one knows what the f**k i'm talking about.
So if you wanna get lofty, Grammerly is a real transmogrifier. and if someone would do that, i'd appreciate it. it's lonely at the top.
now we'll pass the plate....
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