Straight Like That

09/02/2024

Me looking at the aguas frescas:

09/02/2024

Single and not looking. I don't even wanna flirt.

Y'all won.

09/02/2024

Them 2 week relationships be fun like come here you lil free trial

09/02/2024

" Halloween is for the kids"
Me:

09/02/2024

Me at my suegras house for the 1st time

09/02/2024

"Sorry, I can't go out, I'm busy."
The busyness in question:

09/02/2024

If it's not to end like this, it's better not to invite me

09/02/2024

them: wyd tonight
me:

09/02/2024

them: what dish u bringing on thanksgiving
me:

09/02/2024

if you’re stalking my page for your friend tell her i’m having a baby and it’s his

09/02/2024

Airpods ain't enough,

i need a car speaker in my ear 🤣😭

09/02/2024

Happy Labor Day

My favorite conspiracy theory is that all my hard work will pay off

09/02/2024

me when i can’t turn my music louder because it’s on full volume:

09/02/2024

when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this

09/02/2024

my mental health is at 0 but at least i’m funny😂🤣

09/02/2024

me with a couple of drinks and some sad
music

09/02/2024

When we used to have sleepovers with all our cousins

09/02/2024

Me and my homie leaving the bar after a "chill night"

09/02/2024

Me when i speak my mind and now everyone is mad

09/02/2024

9 times outta 10 i’m tripping over the principle. never the person

09/02/2024

I can’t turn water into wine but I can turn your Baby momma into mine

09/02/2024

heavy on this

We're grown. You could've just told
me.

09/02/2024

09/02/2024

It's always "wyd", never "come outside I brought you flowers and an iced coffee" 😞

09/02/2024

I think I might have feelings for alcohol

09/02/2024

“you need therapy”

no, i need a redbull and some chicken strips

09/02/2024

Me “nah i can’t dance”

Alcohol “ yes u can watch”

🤣🤣🤣

09/02/2024

It takes me 5-7 business years to get over things so please don't p**s me off.

09/02/2024

"You're probably out being a hoe rn"
Me:

09/02/2024

You can’t drink with us!!!!