Schmuck Weekly

The finest political satire from a Limited Government / Free Market / Progressives Suck perspective. Don't be a Schmuck!

Visit Schmuck Weekly right now at www.schmuckweekly.com Schmuck Weekly is the brainchild of a fat Jewish guy with one arm. He learned at an early age that ignorance, incompetence and hate must be confronted head on with sarcasm and brutal honesty. The pages of Schmuck Weekly may be patronizing, humorous and politically incorrect, but they will also reveal truths rarely discussed or reported by the

mainstream press. No subject is off limits and if you are easily offended or can’t handle news sources that are objective (equal opportunity offender) may I suggest MSNBC or the New York Times. Schmuck Weekly is inspired by those my father coined a “schmuck” or “that mother f**ker.” With that said, thank you Jimmy Carter and Pat Buchanan for the parental encouragement. You will find politicians, political pundits, journalists, world leaders, pop culture icons and social fades favorite topics (targets) of Schmuck Weekly writers and contributors. Don’t be fooled by the title; we reserve the right to publish whenever we want or have the time to update the website. Let’s have some fun, have a conversation and don’t be a schmuck. Schmuck Weekly: Serious Satire, Seriously!

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10/31/2015

A Happy Halloween from Roger Waters and the BDS Jew-haters.

04/02/2015

Hillary Clinton for President buttons now available.

03/16/2015

03/08/2015

Reports are circulating that Iranian supreme leader and dance choreographer Ayatollah Khamanei may have met his virgins last night. Hell spokesman Hugo Chavez will not confirm or deny the reports, but did go on record saying "there is an extra special as***le headed down."

02/22/2015

Just Saying...

01/26/2015

Breaking News: Obama administration cancels Pro Bowl viewing for Gitmo detainees. Calls it torture. Sen. Ted Cruz calls the game cruel and unusual punishment. Washington agrees on something.

11/15/2014

Without the airbrushing

10/06/2014

Halloween from Dearborn to Dubai.

08/21/2014

The fact that Schmuck Weekly and Bill Maher are in agreement is a clear sign that we are all fu**ed!

03/17/2014

Kerry fights Putin with condiments...
http://schmuckweekly.com/kerry-threatens-putin-ketchup/

Last week Secretary of State John Kerry warned of serious consequences for Russia if the Putin regime did not change its position on the crisis in Ukraine by Monday. With the deadline upon us we have learned what the repercussions will be: Ketchup!

03/17/2014

Kerry threatens Putin with Ketchup...

03/17/2014

Kerry threatens Putin with Ketchup http://wp.me/p3arH5-8h

02/20/2014

Good Times!
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world/middleeast/suicide-bomb-instructor-accidentally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0

Twenty-two militants at a training session were killed after a commander mistakenly used an armed belt during a demonstration.

01/17/2014

Schmuck! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/suburbs/bolingbrook/chi-man-detained-phone-rings-court-drugs-possession-20140116,0,753993.story

Nicholas Weesies’ stop in Bolingbrook Branch Court Wednesday morning could have been a relatively painless affair.

12/27/2013

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12/13/2013

Schmuck Weekly applauds the president for finally coming clean.

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