11/22/2023
Winning the lottery is the current equivalent of finding a genie in a bottle. I know I fantasize about crazy stuff I’d do with it frequently enough. So, what I was thinking this time is- if I won the lottery I’d pay huge amounts of $$$ put all-star celebrity rockin’ superband together to have them preform the Rolling Stones’ “Bitch”. The catch is, instead of a full horn section, we have a massive chorus of women singers with Fran Drescher’s Nannytone (maybe even led by Fran herself if it’s in the budget and she thinks its funny) belting out those notes at the top of their lungs. I think this would make a fun superbowl halftime act, since they just won’t give us Weird Al.