01/08/2025
MY MIL INTERRUPTED OUR WEDDING CEREMONY SHOWING UP IN A HEARSE.
On my wedding day, there I was, hand in hand with my fiancé, Ben, exchanging the vows. That was until we heard a loud honk, cutting through the silence of our outdoor ceremony. Heads turned, whispers echoed, and then... we saw it.
Rolling up the gravel path, loud and unmistakable, was a massive black hearse, with NONE OTHER THAN MY MOTHER-IN-LAW, Linda, behind the wheel.
She was wearing dark sunglasses and a long black veil, looking more like she was on her way to a funeral than her only son's wedding.
The hearse finally stopped. The doors creaked open, and Linda stepped out. She glanced at me, then at Ben, and let out a long, exaggerated sigh.
"I just want you to know," she announced loudly, "that this IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE." She dabbed her eyes with a lace handkerchief as if this was some kind of tragic event.
Linda turned to the crowd, dramatically raised her hands. "But I did bring a 'GIFT' for the occasion. It’s in the back of the hearse. YOU'LL WANT TO SEE IT." ⬇️