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01/01/2025

MY HUSBAND SENT ME A CAKE TO ANNOUNCE OUR DIVORCE — BUT WHEN HE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH, HE CAME CRAWLING BACK.

I was having a normal day at work until I received a delivery of a cake from the bakery where my husband worked. I thought it was such a sweet surprise, so I called my colleagues over to share the cake. The room FELL SILENT when I opened the box. In messy handwriting with chocolate cream, it said, "I AM DIVORCING YOU," and A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST was lying on the icing.

Everyone knew my husband was a baker... and everyone also knew HE COULDN'T HAVE KIDS. My ears burned with embarrassment as my colleagues awkwardly left one by one. I stared at the positive test I had thrown in the trash at home that morning, unsure of what to do.

When I arrived home, my husband was pacing the floor, FUMING.

“TELL ME THE TEST ISN'T YOURS!” he demanded without greeting me. I shook my head.

“It is mine. Look, you have every right to walk away, but there’s one thing you need to know. The b ⬇️

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01/01/2025

A COFFIN DECORATED WITH A BOW WAS BROUGHT TO OUR WEDDING DURING THE CEREMONY – I NEARLY FAINTED WHEN IT WAS OPENED
Wedding day. My dad walks me down the aisle. We’re exchanging vows, and everyone’s tearing up, clapping and cheering us on.
Then, out of nowhere, I notice a group of people heading toward us from a distance, carrying something. As they got closer, I couldn't believe my eyes. THEY WERE CARRYING A COFFIN WITH A BOW ON TOP!
They brought it right up to the altar, set it down, and just walked away. The whole place went completely silent. One of my husband's friends stepped up to the coffin and slowly lifted the lid.
I nearly fainted when I saw that inside was a ⬇️

01/01/2025

MY EX-HUSBAND GOT OUR HOUSE, CAR, AND ALL OUR MONEY AFTER THE DIVORCE – I LAUGHED BECAUSE THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I PLANNED
My marriage with Mike was done way before we signed any papers. He’d been more into his flashy image than into us for ages. Big cars, big house—if it screamed “Look at me,” he wanted it. So when he finally told me he wanted a divorce, I wasn’t shocked. What got me, though, was how quick he was to grab everything. “I want the house, the car, the savings,” he said, all smug. He even tossed me the crumbs—my personal stuff, as if that was some generous offer.
I just smiled and nodded. I let him take it all because I knew what was coming. My lawyer looked at me like I was crazy, but I told her to let him have it. We signed those papers, and I moved out that afternoon, eager to start my new life, but not before making one final call. Everything was set.
The next morning, my phone rang, and it was Mike, absolutely livid.
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!” he screamed.
“Oh, Mike,” I said, trying not to laugh, “What’s wrong now?”
“You know exactly what’s wrong!” he yelled. “I’m in my living room, and I see YOUR ⬇️

01/01/2025

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12/31/2024

I HOUSED A FAMILY AFTER THEIR HOME BURNED DOWN BEFORE CHRISTMAS — THEY LEFT A LARGE RED BOX UNDER MY TREE

For Christmas, my kids and I spent a week at my parents' house, a cherished tradition. This year, I also offered our home to a family in need—a mother, father, and two young kids whose house had burned down just before Christmas. They were incredibly grateful, and with my family away, I was glad they'd have a safe, warm place to stay. I even made sure there were gifts under the tree for the kids and tried to make them feel at home.

But when we returned, the house was strangely quiet. Instead of the expected chaos of toys and clothes, everything seemed too calm. In the living room, beneath the tree, a red box caught my eye—large, wrapped in glossy paper with an intricate gold ribbon.

Curiosity and a strange unease took over. I bent down, untied the ribbon, and opened the box. My heart skipped a beat; for a moment, I was TRULY TERRIFIED. "OH, GOD!" I screamed. ⬇️

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12/10/2024

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12/10/2024

JOKE OF THE DAY: Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,

‘You died in your sleep, Bob….’

Bob was stunned.

‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ St.. Peter said,

‘I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.’

Bob was devastated but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home….

The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past.

‘So, you’re the new hen, huh? How’s your first day here?’

‘Not bad,’ replied Bob the hen, ‘but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I’m gonna explode!’

‘You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster. Don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before?’

‘Never,’ said Bob.

‘Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster.

‘It’s no big deal.’

Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

He soon laid another egg — his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife saying to him…(Continuation in first comment) 😂👇

12/10/2024

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