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01/18/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

"In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have love I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."

After examining the old man's elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"

The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an..😂⬇️ (Continues in comment)

01/18/2025

Paris Hilton's been forced to defend her baby son from haters who made fun of his head. She did not hold back when responding to the cruel trolls, and you better sit down before you see what she said 😱
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01/18/2025

MY HUSBAND DEMANDED WE SPLIT OUR FINANCES 50/50 BECAUSE HE GOT A SALARY RAISE — I AGREED ON ONE CONDITION.

James and I have been married for six years. When our daughter was born, he insisted I shift to part-time work to focus on her and the house. He didn't want us hiring help or me juggling a full-time job. I wasn't happy about it — I loved my career — but he was so certain it was the best for us. So I agreed, thinking we were a team.

Fast forward to that night. He came home with champagne, saying he got a big promotion and his salary doubled. I was so excited for him… until he dropped this: "Now that I'm earning more, we should split all our finances 50/50 — bills, groceries, everything. It's only fair."

Fair?! I've been working part-time because he wanted me to while managing the house and raising our kid. Now he expects me to somehow contribute equally?

When I reminded him this was his idea, he shrugged and said, "Well, it's not my fault you settled for less."

I took a deep breath, forcing myself to stay calm. "Alright, James. I'll agree — on one condition."

01/18/2025

People are even threatening to cancel their subscriptions 😳...>>>More details in [co.mment]⬇️⬇️⬇

01/18/2025

OUR SON MADE A SCARECROW TO TRICK US INTO THINKING HE WAS HOME WHILE SNEAKING OUT – AND THEN THE POLICE CAME

I looked into my son's room to check how he was doing. His figure sat still behind the monitor with a hood over his head. I touched my son's shoulder, and he didn't move. It appeared to be a scarecrow he made out of his hoodie, a mop, and some strategically placed pillows. He had secretly left the house.

A few hours later, my husband and I saw him sitting on a park bench, talking to a pretty girl. We thought everything was alright. But after a week, policemen came to our house.

"WHERE IS YOUR SON, MA'AM?" the officer asked me.⬇️

01/18/2025

I COOKED A FULL FRIDGE OF MEALS, BUT WHENEVER I CAME HOME, IT WAS EMPTY — ONE DAY, I RETURNED EARLY AND SAW WHERE ALL THE FOOD HAD BEEN GOING

I used to cook a full fridge of meals, and for years I loved doing it for our family. Our two children grew up with home-cooked meals and eventually flew the nest, leaving just me and Randy.

But every time I came home, it was as if a culinary tornado had swept through. Every container, every lovingly prepared dish—gone. I'd hoped my husband, Randy, was simply overeating. But GOD, I WAS SO, SO WRONG!

"Where does all the food go?" I asked one night, exhaustion dulling my voice.

He shrugged. "I was really hungry."

It became a pattern: I'd cook, the food would vanish, and his explanations grew flimsier. But after 12-hour hospital shifts, I was too tired to argue.

Then, one evening, feeling unwell, I came home early. The house pulsed with loud music. In the kitchen, I froze as it became crystal clear why I was always left hungry when I came home after work.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" My voice thundered through the loud music.⬇️

01/18/2025

If You Spot This Plant in Your Garden, You're Sitting on Gold and Don’t Even Know It! ... 💬👀

01/18/2025

MY HUSBAND SENT ME A CAKE TO ANNOUNCE OUR DIVORCE — BUT WHEN HE DISCOVERED THE TRUTH, HE CAME CRAWLING BACK.
I was having a normal day at work until I received a delivery of a cake from the bakery where my husband worked. I thought it was such a sweet surprise, so I called my colleagues over to share the cake. The room FELL SILENT when I opened the box. In messy handwriting with chocolate cream, it said, "I AM DIVORCING YOU," and A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST was lying on the icing.
Everyone knew my husband was a baker... and everyone also knew HE COULDN'T HAVE KIDS. My ears burned with embarrassment as my colleagues awkwardly left one by one. I stared at the positive test I had thrown in the trash at home that morning, unsure of what to do.
When I arrived home, my husband was pacing the floor, FUMING.
“TELL ME THE TEST ISN'T YOURS!” he demanded without greeting me. I shook my head.
“It is mine. Look, you have every right to walk away, but there’s one thing you need to know.....>>> Details in comm.ent👇👇👇

01/18/2025

Kids With Kids: Where Are Britain’s Youngest Parents Now?..../// More info in com.ment

01/18/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other.
The groom-to-be, hoping to overcome his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Dad, I'm deeply concerned about the success of my marriage."

His father replied, "Do you love this girl?"

"Oh yes, very much," he said. "But you see, I have very smelly feet, and I'm afraid that my fiancée will be put off by them."

"No problem," said his father. "All you have to do is wash your feet as often as possible, and always wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.

The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to discuss her problem with her mom. "Mom," she said. "When I wake up in the morning, my breath is truly awful."

"Honey," her mother consoled, "everyone has bad breath in the morning."

"No, you don't understand. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that my fiancé will not want to sleep in the same room with me."

Her mother advised, "In the morning, get straight out of bed, and head for the kitchen and make breakfast. While the family is busy eating, go to the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is not to say a word until you've brushed your teeth."

"I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" the daughter asked.

"Not a word," her mother affirmed.

"Well, it's certainly worth a try," she thought.

The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence, they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically searches the bed. This, of course, wakes his bride, and without thinking, she asks, "What on earth are you doing?" ⬇️

01/18/2025

Corey Harrison Leaves Behind a Fortune That Makes His Family Cry ( Video)...///Read more in com.ment👇👇

01/18/2025

Someone Kept Throwing 😊....///Read more in com.ment👇👇

01/18/2025

Users Say Singer Lizzo Looks ‘So Skinny,’ Like a ‘Different Person’ — Her Pics Before & After Drastic Weight Loss...>>>More details in [co.mment]⬇️⬇️

01/18/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY: A duck walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hang on! You're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you can talk!" exclaims the bartender.

"I see your ears are working, too," says the duck. "Now, if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich, please?"

"Certainly, sorry about that," says the bartender as he pours the duck a pint. "It's just we don't get many ducks in this bar. What are you doing around this way?"

"I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck. "I'm a plasterer."

The flabbergasted bartender cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.

So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day, and leaves.

The same thing happens for two weeks.

Then, one day, the circus comes to town.

The ringmaster comes into the bar for a beer, and the bartender says to him:

"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper, and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringmaster, handing over his business card. "Get him to give me a call."

So, the next day, when the duck comes into the bar, the bartender says, "Hey, Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."

"I'm always looking for the next job," says the duck. "Where is it?"

"At the circus," says the bartender.

"The circus?" repeats the duck.

"That's right," replies the bartender.

"The circus?" the duck asks again. "With the big TENT?"

"Yeah!" the bartender replies.

"With all the animals who live in CAGES, and performers who live in CARAVANS?" says the duck.

"Of course," the bartender replies.

"And the tent has CANVAS sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.

"That's right!" says the bartender. So, the duck replies. ⬇️

01/18/2025

MY HUSBAND LEFT ME A KINDER SURPRISE WITH THIS NOTE AFTER I TOLD HIM I PREGNANT

I'M FINALLY PREGNANT! My husband and I had been trying for years with no luck. I'd given up hope, but at 40, God finally heard my prayers! I was so excited I texted Clay ASAP to share the news. But an hour passed, then two, then five — no reply.
I was so anxious I didn't even realize when I fell asleep. The next morning, I opened the door and found a Kinder Surprise sitting on the doorstep. It had to be from Clay! I was sure he was apologizing for not responding. But when I unwrapped it, my happiness turned to pure shock — inside was a note that said, "I'm divorcing you." I just stood there, and finally burst into tears. Like, what the hell?! My MIL ran in, hearing me crying. Instead of offering support, she started laughing — like, full-on evil laugh. Then she glared at me and shouted, "SERVES YOU RIGHT! GET OUT OF THIS HOUSE, YOU LIAR!

01/18/2025

MY BEST FRIEND ASKED ME TO HELP WITH HER ENGAGEMENT PARTY — WHEN I ARRIVED, I WAS HORRIFIED BY HER BETRAYAL.
A few weeks ago, Sophie called me, absolutely buzzing with excitement. "I need your help," she said. "Ryan and I are throwing a small engagement party. It's a surprise, so don't tell anyone!"
I was thrilled for her. "Of course! Congratulations!" I said, genuinely happy. Ryan's a great guy, and Sophie deserves the best.
"It's nothing huge," she added, "but I want it to be perfect. You're amazing at planning — can you help with decorations?"
How could I say no? Over the next few weeks, I was running around town gathering pink and gold balloons, fairy lights, and flowers. Sophie was being unusually secretive, though. Anytime I asked about details, she'd laugh nervously and say, "I don't want to jinx it!"
Fast forward to Friday — party prep day. I spent hours setting up: stringing lights, arranging flowers, and double-checking every detail. It looked magical, and I couldn't wait for Sophie to see it.
The big day finally arrived. I packed up some last-minute balloons and headed to the venue, feeling excited and proud of how everything turned out. But when I opened the door to the main hall, my heart sank."
"It wasn't set up for Sophie's engagement party "👇

01/18/2025

MY LANDLORD KICKED US OUT FOR A WEEK SO HIS BROTHER COULD STAY IN THE HOUSE WE RENT
I'm a single mom of three amazing daughters: Lily (10), Emma (7), and Sophie (5). We rent a small but cozy house. It's not perfect, but it's home, and my girls love it here.
Last week, I got a call from our landlord, Mr. Peterson.
Landlord: "You need to move out for a week. My brother's visiting, and he needs the house. I don't care where you go. Not my problem."
Me: "But this is our home! We have a lease—"
Landlord: "Don't start with that lease nonsense. I could've kicked you out last time you were late on rent. Be gone by Friday, or maybe you won't come back at all."
I couldn't believe it. He didn't care that I had nowhere to go, no family nearby, and no money for a hotel. He knew I couldn't risk losing the house, so I packed up. We ended up in a cheap hostel across town. It was noisy and cramped, and my daughters hated it. Sophie cried herself to sleep every night because we'd left her stuffed bunny, Mr. Floppy, at home.
By day four, I couldn't take it anymore. I decided to go back and grab her bunny. When I knocked on the door, I wasn't sure what to expect. The door opened, and I gasped. My landlord lied "👇

01/18/2025

I REMARRIED AFTER MY WIFE'S PASSING — WHEN I RETURNED FROM A BUSINESS TRIP, MY DAUGHTER SAID, "DADDY, NEW MOM IS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE GONE."
It had been two years since my wife passed when I decided to remarry. My 5-year-old daughter, Sophie, and I moved into my new wife Amelia's big house, inherited from her late parents. Amelia seemed kind and patient, a ray of light in our lives. At least, at first.
One evening, after a week-long business trip, Sophie hugged me tightly and whispered, "DADDY, NEW MOM IS DIFFERENT WHEN YOU'RE GONE." Her voice shook, sending a chill through me.
"What do you mean, sweetheart?" I asked gently, kneeling to meet her eyes.
"She locks herself in the attic," Sophie said. "I HEAR WEIRD NOISES. IT'S SCARY. SHE SAYS I CAN'T GO IN. AND… SHE'S MEAN."
I was stunned. "Why do you say she's mean, sweetheart?" I asked, my heart trembling. "She makes me clean my room all alone and won't give me ice cream, even when I'm good," Sophie replied.
The locked room struck me. I'd noticed Amelia going in there but thought it was her personal space. Her behavior toward Sophie also deeply unsettled me. Was I wrong to bring her into our lives?
That night, unable to sleep, I heard Amelia's soft footsteps heading to the attic. I followed her. She went inside the room and didn't lock the door. My heart raced. Acting on impulse, I quickly opened the door and burst into the room "👇

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