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02/25/2025

02/13/2025

Dating to the 3rd century BCE, the Boxer at Rest was unearthed in March 1885 during excavations on Rome’s Quirinale Hill, the former site of the Baths of Constantine. This bronze masterpiece, a Greek original, depicts an exhausted athlete seated after a brutal match, his face marked by deep scars and swollen features. The craftsmanship is striking—copper inlays highlight fresh wounds, while his weary gaze speaks of both endurance and defeat. Now preserved in Palazzo Massimo, Rome, the statue remains a powerful testament to Hellenistic art’s focus on raw emotion and the harsh realities of ancient sport.

01/17/2025

Spiderman : oh no
Ironman : explain this before I kill

01/16/2025

Windows after update 😅😅

01/09/2025

Claim it 🙏🏿

01/06/2025

I'm not condoning but you gotta admit that's brilliant.

01/04/2025

🤣👏

01/03/2025

😅😂

12/21/2024

A friend just shared this, Too funny!
MONTANA STATE TROOPER
In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when temperatures drop to single digits or below.
About 3 AM one very cold morning, Montana State Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Great Falls, Montana. He located the car, stuck in deep snow and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the trooper walked to the driver’s door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.
The driver came awake when the trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rearview mirror, and the state trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked. He je**ed the gearshift into drive and hit the gas.
The car’s speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 MPH, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding (but stationary) car.
The driver was totally freaked, thinking the trooper was actually keeping up with him. This goes on for about 30 seconds, then the trooper yelled, “PULL OVER!”
The man nodded, turned his wheel, and stopped the engine. Needless to say, the man from North Dakota was arrested and is probably still shaking his head over the state trooper in Montana who could run 50 miles per hour.
Who says troopers don’t have a sense of humor

12/21/2024

Bertha Benz and her husband Karl Benz had invented the first gasoline-powered automobile, but no one knew how to use it, leaving the invention unused. Everyone called Karl a fool for creating what they considered a ridiculous tricycle
To make matters worse, Karl took refuge in alcohol to accompany his depression.
The Benz family lived in Mannheim with their five children, and Bertha had to visit her parents in Pforzheim, almost 100 kilometers to the south. To support her husband and make sure that his work was not in vain, Bertha took courage and decided to set off on the tricycle to visit them.
The journey took almost a full day, a reasonable amount of time considering the power of the vehicle in the late 19th century. Bertha had to stop several times at pharmacies to refuel with gasoline, which was sold there at the time. She visited two tanners to repair the brakes, thus inventing brake pads, and a blacksmith to fix the transmission chain. When a fuel line clogged, Bertha used a pin to repair it and insulated a wire with a makeshift tie.
After arriving at her destination, Bertha informed her husband of the success of the trip by telegram. The next day, she set off for Mannheim, completing the return journey.
The trip attracted a lot of attention, as Bertha met many curious people along the way. It was then that people began to understand that the automobile was not just a curious toy, but a practical and fast means of transportation.
Karl became instantly famous and soon everyone wanted a replica of his car, leading to numerous orders. Bertha's trip was also an opportunity for her to test the vehicle from a user's perspective, identifying potential improvements.
She suggested adding a gear to the transmission to increase speed, thus reducing travel time and allowing it to overtake wagons, adding a fourth wheel for greater stability, improving the brakes, and installing a fuel filter. From there, what would become a large automobile empire, known to this day, was born.
Credit Goes To The Respective Owner

12/17/2024

We’re safe guys!

12/16/2024

Did you know that there’s a book no one will ever be able to finish reading in their lifetime, and it only has 10 pages?
In 1960, the French writer Raymond Queneau introduced what is probably the world’s longest book. It’s called *Cent mille milliards de poèmes* (A Hundred Thousand Billion Poems), and it consists of just ten pages, each containing a sonnet. The verses all share the same rhyme pattern and are printed on strips, allowing readers to combine lines from different sonnets.
This setup results in a total of 10¹⁴ possible combinations, meaning the book contains one hundred trillion unique poems. The implication is that no one will ever manage to read the entire book, even with the greatest effort, as it would take millions of years to match up all the possible poem combinations—without taking breaks for eating, sleeping, or reading anything else. And all of this comes from just ten pages!
Each mix you create will result in a coherent sonnet with proper stanzas, rhythm, and rhyme. Moreover, it’s highly likely that any randomly selected poem will be one that no one has ever read before. Queneau himself claimed that if it takes about 45 seconds to read one sonnet and another 15 seconds to prepare the next, it would take around 200 million years to read through all the possible combinations.
Credits: Leer Es Un Placer
(Sergio Blesa Martin-Pero)