Chuck Xavier

01/08/2025

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01/03/2025

12/21/2024

when Chuck installs an app the app has to accept Chucks terms and conditions 🤣

Chuck Norris went to Pizza Hut, ordered a Big Mac and large fries and got it.😂

When Chuck Norris is late at work, his boss is the one who's going to apologize for it🤣

When Chuck Norris left for college he said to his father "now you are the man of the house"🤝

Chuck norris was once beaten by a snake and the snake died after 2 days of agony

Chuck Norris doesnt shave--he just tells the hair to leave 🤪

12/15/2024

What's your favorite Chuck Norris Joke's 😂 write it in comments section.

Chuck Norris doesn't need autocorrect. Autocorrect needs Chuck Norris to spell correctly. 📱😏

"When Chuck Norris tries virtual reality, the virtual reality gets real. 😎

12/11/2024

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

Chuck Norris can make a Big Mac appear in front of him just by thinking about it.😂🤣

- Chuck Norris's favorite transportation is a tornado.🤣😂

- Chuck Norris can turn a piece of paper into a deadly ninja sword.😂🤣

- Chuck Norris can make a nuclear bomb explode by staring at it.

- Chuck Norris can turn his mustache into a giant magnet that can attract everything, even gravity.

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun and are meant to poke fun at the idea of someone being incredibly tough and powerful.

12/10/2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t play chess. The pieces move themselves, terrified of disappointing him.

2. Chuck Norris once lit a fire with an ice cube. The flames apologized for taking so long.

3. When Chuck Norris listens to the radio, the stations broadcast directly to his thoughts to avoid static.

4. Chuck Norris once arm-wrestled a black hole. It’s now a perfectly round donut.

5. Every time Chuck Norris yawns, a galaxy is created to fill the void.

12/05/2024

Chuck Norris doesn’t turn off lights. The darkness flees when it hears him coming.

2. Chuck Norris once drew a triangle with four sides. Mathematicians are still confused, but they accepted it.

3. When Chuck Norris jumps into the ocean, fish sprout legs and run to safety.

4. Chuck Norris doesn’t age. Time itself grows older to keep up with him.

5. When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, the bank pays him interest for borrowing his attention.

11/29/2024

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a vegan restaurant. The cow came back to life and cooked itself. 😂😂

2. When Chuck Norris solves a Rubik’s Cube, the colors apologize for being out of place.🤣🤣🙏

3. Chuck Norris doesn’t swim. Water simply moves out of his way and waits until he’s done.

4. Chuck Norris doesn’t need a spaceship to visit Mars. Mars visits him for advice.

5. When Chuck Norris whispers, mountains tremble and relocate to avoid being in his way.

11/26/2024

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11/26/2024

1. Chuck Norris's favorite type of printer is the "Ink-Jet Punch" printer... because it prints in blood!

2. Chuck Norris can debug any code... by staring at it intensely!

3. Chuck Norris's favorite type of operating system is " Norris-OS"... because it's the only one that can handle his roundhouse kicks!

4. Chuck Norris can charge his phone... by plugging it into his beard!

5. Chuck Norris's favorite type of we**am is the "Punch-Cam"... because it's the only one that can capture his intense gaze!

11/23/2024

Chuck Norris's Wi-Fi password is so strong, even he can't remember it.😂

2. Chuck Norris's favorite emoji is the 🔴 red circle, because it's the only symbol that can contain his intensity.🤣

3. Chuck Norris can cook an egg by staring at it, but only if the egg is willing to be cooked.💔😂

4. Chuck Norris's favorite video game is "Pac-Man," because he's the only one who can eat the ghosts.🤣🤣

5. Chuck Norris's favorite type of music is "Norris-core" – a genre so intense, it'll blow your speakers into oblivion.

Please let me know if you'd like more!

11/21/2024

Something is wrong

11/18/2024

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11/17/2024

Should we tell her?

11/16/2024

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