12/05/2024
MY EX-HUSBAND GOT OUR HOUSE, CAR, AND ALL OUR MONEY AFTER THE DIVORCE – BUT I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT WAS ALL PART OF MY PLAN
From the outside, my marriage with Mike looked perfect, but it had actually ended long before the paperwork was signed. Mike was all about showing off: fast cars, a huge house, expensive things to flaunt. For him, it was always about the “bigger and better” that screamed, "Look at me!" When he finally told me he wanted a divorce, I wasn't even fazed. What did surprise me, though, was how quickly he jumped to claim everything: the house, the car, the savings. He even had the nerve to toss me my personal things as if he were doing me a favor.
I just nodded and played along. If he wanted the flashy stuff, he could have it—I had a better plan. My lawyer was puzzled when I didn’t fight back, but I told her to let him take it all. We signed the papers, and I moved out that very day, ready to start fresh. Just before I left, I made one final call, sealing the last part of my plan.
The next morning, my phone buzzed. It was Mike, furious. His voice was nearly shaking.
“What have you done?!” he yelled.
“Oh, Mike,” I replied, barely able to hold back my laughter. “Why the tantrum?”
“You know what!” he barked. “I’m in my living room, and I see YOUR—"👇👇
𝐶h𝑒c𝑘 𝑡h𝑒 𝑐o𝑚m𝑒n𝑡s👇👇👇