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12/15/2024

Khabib says he will not come back to the UFC for any price, after Dana White offered him $100 million.
Khabib said: "In Russia if people have little things they are happy, people do not make $5000-10,000 a month"
"Where I am from, Dagestan, we don't need much. Dana was asking me 'bro why didn't you ever ask me how much I was gonna pay you to come back? It doesn't matter if you want $100 Million dollars I don't care' you know why? Because I am from Dagestan and we are traditional"
"Talking to our mothers is everything to us, I don't want to play political games, I just want to help people, inspire people, spend time with my family, with my mother, with my children and just be a good person"
"That is my goal.”

12/15/2024

A rare white reindeer calf was spotted in Norway 🦌🤍🤍
A photographer in Norway spotted a rare white deer while hiking with friends, and he has shared the photos which appear to show the reindeer "posing."
Mads Nordsveen, who is 24 and from Oslo, spotted the blindingly white calf in the show, although he was well camouflaged.
"It was a very special momnt, felt so magical. We looked straight into each other's eyes. I was actually so stunned that it took some seconds before I got reminded by my photographer instinct to grab the camera and save the moment forever!"
Credit Goes to Respective Owner

12/15/2024

When I was pregnant with my daughter I lost her twin and my body worked double time to keep her in utero. At one of my appointments, the doctor told me tests showed my baby would be severely disabled. We were given options to terminate the late term pregnancy or get counseling to prepare us for our special child.
She was born 6.5 weeks premature, purple, with an Apgar score of 2. She stopped breathing while in the NICU, but was nurtured to health. Fast forward 24 years and 2 months later, our purple princess was granted 1 of only 2 placements at CHOP PHILADELPHIA to complete her clinicals before officially becoming an Occupational Therapist. The doctor's predictions were wrong as you can see, and she's on the road to fulfilling her purpose and helping others improve their daily lives...
Credit: Nayi Lorick

12/15/2024

One of the most famous mushrooms is the "zombie ant mushroom". He takes over an ant's mind, making it climb a branch and grab on to the bottom of a leaf before mummifying. Once locked in place, the cordyceps’ fruiting body, like a fungus, sprouts from the ant and eventually releases its spores.
Credit to the respective owner ✍️❤️

12/15/2024

Found this guy adrift a few miles out in the Atlantic off Little Torch Key after the storm. Looked a little haggard and had swallowed a lot of water but he was ok. Judging from his smile I think he was thankful for the ride back to land."
Credit: Ed Walker

12/15/2024

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! 😁
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want s*x or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.

12/15/2024

A few days ago someone in nursing school told me they’d never stay “just a nurse” and that they would 100% go on to get their NP degree. Then, I got in my car today and saw this picture. I used to have that mentality. In the picture on the left I was excited, finishing school, ready to take on the world of nursing. I was a little bit prideful, and if anyone asked me what my plans were I was pretty quick to tell them I wasn’t going to be “just a nurse.” Now here I am, almost two years later, and I think I’m starting to understand what it means to be “just a nurse.” I really don’t ever sleep, hair and makeup being fixed is a thing of the past, I’m up all night while the rest of the world is sleeping, I am gone 3/7 nights from home even though I’m newly married (makes me feel like a great wife 😉,) and I’m not allowed to get my nails done. Okay, so maybe those things are just called being an adult, but the girl on the left wasn’t ready for it! Real life hit me like a ton of bricks. However, I’ve learned some other valuable things about life and nursing in the past two years as well.
-I am not too good to care for you, no matter your background.
-I will not judge you for what you did while or before you were pregnant, I will care for you and love you like Jesus does.
-I am not above cleaning up your blood that gravity so lovingly pulls to the floor the first time you stand up after delivery.
-If you can’t sleep, I’ll talk with you as long as you need me to. Even if it’s midnight and I haven’t charted the first thing.
-I will cry with you when your baby gets transferred to the NICU, when they can’t figure out what’s going on with your child, and when your pain seems too much to bear.
-I will call the doctor for you at 3:30 AM, even if my insides are shaking because I’ve already had to call and wake them up twice.
-I will be your hairstylist, your waitress, your babysitter, your janitor, your advocate, and your best friend, (if you’ll let me.)
I am still a baby nurse. I learn new things every day. I may go on to get my nurse practitioner one day. Who knows! But one thing I know for sure is that it’s pretty dang cool to be “just a nurse.” ❤️
Credit: Tiffani Ellington Harpole

12/15/2024

A girl Potato and boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called 'Yam,' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam, and when it was time they told her about the facts of life.
They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of tater tots.
Yam said not to worry, no spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her, but on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. And Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French fries. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. And Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just.....
Are you ready for this?
Are you sure?
OK!
Here it is!
" A COMMONTATER " 😂😂

12/15/2024

THE TEACHING OF THE DONKEY
One day a farmer’s donkey fell into a well. The animal cried loudly for hours, while the farmer tried to find something to do to get him out.
Finally, the farmer decided that the donkey was old and the well was already dry and needed to be covered anyway; that it really wasn't worth pulling the donkey out of the well..
He invited all his neighbors to come help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to throw dirt into the well.
The donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly loud. Then, to everyone's surprise, he quieted down after a few shovelfuls of dirt.
The farmer finally looked down into the well and was amazed at what he saw... with each shovelful of dirt, the donkey was doing something incredible: It was shaking off the dirt and stepping on top of the dirt.
Very soon everyone saw surprised how the donkey reached the mouth of the well, went over the edge and trotted out...
Life is going to throw dirt at you, all kinds of dirt... the trick to getting out of the hole is to shake it off and use it to step up. Each of our problems is a step up. We can get out of the deepest holes if we don't give up...
Use the land they throw you to get ahead!!!
Remember the 5 rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hate.
2. Free your Mind of distractions.
3. Simplify your life.
4. Give more and expect less.
5. Love more and... shake the dirt, because in this life you have to be a solution, not the problem!

12/15/2024

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this : When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming” and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”, I just lost it.
“CASE DISMISSED !!”

12/14/2024

Keanu Reeves once said: "Pain changes shape, but it never disappears. You can’t control what hurts or breaks you, but you can control how you choose to move forward. Fight for what you love, because no one else will do it for you. Every moment in your life is an opportunity to change who you are. Don’t define yourself by what you lost, but by what you do with what’s left."
In these words, Keanu Reeves captures the essence of resilience. Much like the Japanese art of kintsugi, our scars are not the end but a vital part of our story. Our wounds transform into strength, just as cracks repaired with gold make an object more beautiful and unique. Through the process of overcoming, we become stronger and more radiant.

12/14/2024

20 years ago, my twin sister and I ran away in the wee hours of the morning of January 17, 1997. It was -9 degrees out that morning. No one knows how long we were gone but immediately after my dad noticed we were missing and called the police. They didn't know where to start. Officers got stuck going up a hill and got out to figure out how to get free. Officer Kister found footprints that lead into an alley. He then found kids shoes, and continued following the footprints. Then Officer Kister and Officer Wagner found Kourtney and I in the snow. Kourtney was hovering over me, and told Officer Wagner 'Please, help my sister.' I was unconscious. They ran us to their cruisers and took off for the hospital. Officer Wagner informed me I was slowly dying in his arms as we arrived to the hospital. Upon arrival they accepted Kourtney but I was so close to death they llife-lighted to a nearby hospital where the only known doctor could do a warming blood transfusion. It is where they made two incisions in me and warmed up my blood. I was then in a coma, and the odds didn't look promising that I'd wake up. Doctors told my parents even if I did wake up the possibility of brain damage was high. Shortly after all of that talk, I woke up with no immediate signs of damage.
After months in the hospital and endless physical therapy we got to go home. Today, I am writing to share our story. My sister and I owe the Omaha Police Department, and Officer Kister and Officer Wagner everything. I am so thankful, and want to share this miracle of a story to everyone. Police are good, God is good and sometimes people just need a reminder of that."
Credits goes to the respective owner✍️

12/14/2024

I’ve seen this picture floating around the internet, and it disgusts me how judgmental people can be. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE CONSIDERED THIS?! 🤔
I'm single with no kids and I travel a LOT! Just this year, I’ve been back and forth to Chicago 17 times as I’ve started moving there—plus trips to Indianapolis, Milwaukee, Ohio, and more.
DO WHAT WORKS FOR YOU! This person has NO RENT, NO HOUSE PAYMENTS. They can join a gym to bathe and get dressed, travel the country, and potentially make millions as a social media influencer living out of their vehicle.
And let’s be real—MOST PEOPLE WHO ARE JUDGING PROBABLY LIVE IN BASEMENTS OR DON’T OWN A HOME AT ALL! The world is changing, and traditional lifestyles are slowly vanishing. This is the new way of living for MANY PEOPLE, and it’s not because they’re homeless.
STOP JUDGING! For all you know, they might have more money than YOU!
( All credit goes to the original creator 🙂 )

12/14/2024

Tonight I was getting gas and in front of me on the other side of the pump a mother and her son pulled up. The son (probably 10) went in to prepay right before I did, and when I came out to my car he was putting the nozzle in and clicking it locked so he could get back inside his car to wait. As I reached my car and saw his mom looking at me, and saying something to him. He got out and came around to me and said “ma’am it’s too cold, let me pump your gas for you”. It was the sweetest thing and definitely made my night
Credit: Brittany Shea

12/14/2024

I see many posts complaining about rude campers cutting through sites, dogs barking, screaming children and loud heaters. They usually include the comment, ‘Whatever happened to camping etiquette?’ The other side of this is ‘Whatever hapoened to kindness?’ I was at a campsite, and the individual opposite me reversed at least 6-10 feet into my space, nearly overlapping my picnic table. The rain was pouring, and they had disconnected their vehicle. I took my dog out and he apologized and said he would hook back up and move it when the rain stopped. I said absolutely not. He was there for two nights and I was there three weeks. I was visiting my dad in Nursing Care, he was visiting his Aunt in a hospital. Not a big deal. We joked that my picnic table had shade. At another CG a few months ago, a couple pulled in and he started working on his motorcycle, revving the engine for what seemed like an hour. Later I got to know the couple and the man said it was their last camping trip. He said he had stage four cancer and was visiting his kids and grandkids. I realized he was literally saying goodbye. I get tears as I type this. Do you know how happy I am I didn’t complain about his noise? As you camp, and as you post online comments, please take a moment to think if it’s more important to be ‘right’ or to be kind. Here’s a pic of the dude’s camper almost on top of my picnic table. The way the sites are arranged I shouldn’t have even been able to see his camper. But it didn’t matter and in the big scheme of things we are all fortunate we have enough money and are in good enough health to camp. Have a good weekend. ❤️
Credits: Becky Brawner ( respect 🫡)

12/14/2024

While shooting the movie "The Lake House", he overheard the conversation between two costume assistants, and a woman was crying because she would lose her house if she didn't pay a sum of 20 thousand dollars. He deposited it into her account.
On his birthday in 2010, he went into a bakery alone and bought a cupcake with a single candle. While he ate it outside, he offered free coffee and bread to all customers. This was his luxury birthday.
With what he earned from the Matrix trilogy, he distributed 50 million dollars to the special effects personnel, because according to him, they were the real heroes of the films.
He almost never used stuntmen, except for very specific things like stunts, and for this reason he recognized the work of his stuntmen by giving each of them a Harley Davidson motorcycle.
To this day, he regularly uses the subway and other public transportation systems such as the bus when necessary because it is the most practical thing, and he is never ashamed.
A large number of hospitals say they have received tens of millions of dollars from him.
He donated 90% of his salary in some films so that the production could hire other stars.
In 1997, a paparazzo found him on the street sitting next to a homeless man, listening to the homeless man's life and having breakfast with him.
All the good we know about Keanu Reeves was not told to us by him, but by those who benefited from him. He never declared anything.
For everything he has experienced, he could have had a sadder and more pessimistic view of life, but despite this he chose to be that something good among all the evil there is.

12/14/2024

A Labrador Retriever peacefully dozes off in an airplane, its upper body visible from the passenger aisle.
A Labrador Retriever, identified as a guide dog, peacefully dozed off during a flight. A flight attendant, Anastasiia, found the sleeping dog adorable and shared a video on social media. The video went viral, but some netizens expressed concerns about dogs in the passenger cabin, leading to heated discussions. Anastasiia clarified that the dog was a guide dog, emphasizing its role in supporting its owner during the flight. Despite mixed reactions, the stewardess maintained a polite response, highlighting the dog's exhaustion from its duties.

12/14/2024

We posted this last year and feel as it’s worthy of a repost! Enjoy the read. 😁
Hilarious! 🤣
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yestrday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're stting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposd to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."
-source unknown.

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