
02/09/2025
After 53 years of marriage, my wife and I divorced. Days later, I already caught her out with someone else!
Let me tell ya, yesterday, I'm walking down the street, and lo and behold, there's my ex, strutting around with her NEW BOYFRIEND! I mean, come on, we're both 72 years old, and they're flaunting it like teenagers. Out in public, of all places! I couldn't hold back, so I march right up to 'em and start giving 'em a piece of my mind:
Me: "Vanessa, have you lost your marbles?! We just got divorced not too long ago! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!"
She: "Hold your horses, you've got it all wrong again! It's high time I introduced you!"
Me: "YOU WANT US TO MEET?? FOR REAL?"
Man: "Hang on, let me explain myself!"