BluniCorp

06/23/2024

It was BluniPouring rain, but we sold some artisanal cold brew and got a few pics of the coffee cuties 🥰 order a half-gallon for $15 and tell your friends ~~

05/15/2024

THIS SATURDAY NEW ORLEANS at POOR BOYS! COFFINWOLF ULTRA opens this big pit up - perfect opportunity for the curious to finally check what the hype is about - stacked lineup from Tijuana to Gulf Coast grind - top shelf fist pumps will keep you around later than expected - don't make other plans!! NOT TO BE MISSED FOR FANS OF ANYTHING, EVER!!!

04/17/2024

I can't remember if anyone said they wanted more square crops of poorly lit pics from my garage or not- but here's those square crops of poorly lit pics from my garage-- feat. Justin Ready, Goodwin Rainer, and N.C. folk punkers, Spider Bucket.

Videos from Goodwin Rainer and Spider Bucket sets coming to BluniCorp youtube soon-ish!

*Big file versions on request if you're in these pics*

04/01/2024

THIS SATURDAY AT BluniCorp H.Q. ( where I ~ LIVE ~ )
FOLK / FOLK PUNK / ALT FOLK etc.

GOODWIN RAINER- Mobile, AL poppy indie folk punk with heavy songwriting emphasis

SPIDER BUCKET - Wilmington, NC p***y folk punk with the scraggly singing and everything

JUSTIN READY - Nola, singer-songwriter indie folkster

LOLA - Nola, maximum singer-songwriter could be acoustic guitar might be electronic the world is Lola's canvas Lola Jean Darling-Art, Music, Historical Walks

~~ Kickin things off early- 5 pm - might try to set up outside ~~

12/28/2023

JERK UNICORN is a collaborative conceptual effort ~ on January 4th you may or who you know may if you will or et cetera (if playing percussion or instrument capable of doing "long noise in D") address your situation ~ improvisational harshened noiserock in D ~ load-in is typically seven-ish welcome to Fun Town the population is the same population as the number of people in JERK UNICORN (everyone) thanks forever ~ AND I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU WATCHERS ON THURSDAY JANUARY THE 4TH AT SIBERIA WITH MY (our) BAND ~ J.E.R.K.U.N.I.C.O.R.N.
~~ (REAL DEAL DOT COM)

12/05/2023

THIS THURSDAY DEC. 7th AT SIBERIA
A hundred and thirty years sooner and I'd be standing behind a plow right now breaking up ice mud for the annual corn cracking church picnic or whatever people did before global warming but instead I have a.d.d. and yell catch phrases with a hardcore punk band thank you all who continue to attend and support and invite and give us opportunities to be something that you might enjoy. Big ups basically every scene and artist on this side of the city- it's a real thing that we're doing out there and it's amazing to be a part of it and we see y'all and you'll see us THIS THURSDAY DEC. 7th AT THE LEGENDARY SIBERIA NEW ORLEANS ~ If you've been curious about COFFINWOLF ULTRA or alternative music in general around New Orleans then this is your chance to come out to a classic underground music venue with great food and drinks for a cool hard rocking MTV2-esque lineup that won't send you home with a bloody nose and beer in your hair,,,, but regardless I'll be there unleashing about 114% of my normal level of energy SUPPRESSED BY QUIET SOCIETY BUT UNLEASHED ON THE WITTING THIS THURSDAY DEC 7th AT SIBERIA WITH SURFWAX; TIDUS; and SWAMP HUNNY ;~;`:ICOFFINWOLF ULTRA~ (very intense and alive)

11/22/2023

Blunicrew will be out at Our Market this Saturday!

There will be an open mic with performances by Coffinwolf Ultra and DJ 66.6!

07/12/2023

✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️DOUBLE FEST✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

next week, catch Blunicorp's hottest hardcore punk band at Creepy Fest (Parisite, New Orleans) and Couch Fest (Urban Foxes, Jackson).

EXCLUSIVE BREAKING INTERVIEW!!! HOT CONTENT FRESH AND NEW!!!COFFINWOLF ULTRA has a double-whammy JULY 20th NEW ORLEANS CREEPY FEST and JULY 22nd JACKSON MISS...

06/30/2023

We're finally gettin somewhere! 👏 😁🦄

*spotted in the wild*

05/14/2023

mindblowed

Calm Coffins sets up barber shop and tells war stories while the house mics get a buzz cut at Day 2 of the 2023 New Orleans Noise Expo.

05/06/2023

Today!

03/22/2023

12/07/2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z203SWMa1Sw

Cuz'n Cam's Calamity Kicks Jam Cam Stab at It-- GOOOOO!!!

rhythm section at the bull fight

12/07/2022

NEW TRACK FROM redfaced whiteman!

V cute field noise recording from Dem Roach Boyz' Monday night Circle Bar set.
💝luv u, Lola Jean Darling and Peak!

track by redfaced whiteman

11/30/2022

Get ready for REDFACED WHITEMAN's first ever show with help from Jerk U's percussion section


Flyer by Goul8de DJ

11/27/2022

Next Coffinwolf Ultra show!

10/14/2022

Sloppy Dragon Jackknife AT BANKS ST BAR (8/13)

https://sloppydragonjackknife.bandcamp.com/

10/11/2022

New noise track by REDFACED WHITEMAN!

track by REDFACED WHITEMAN

10/01/2022

New track dropped

track by REDFACED WHITEMAN

09/28/2022

recorded live and mixed by HiLoFi Recordingpublished by Blunicorpguitar - Calm Coffinguitar - Quiltywolfbass - Deep Enddrums - Calamity Kicksvocals - Rex Wre...

09/22/2022

Coffinwolf Ultra
Sept 18 2022
Gasa Gasa
with Sh*tload and Captured! by Robots

05/05/2022

"Popes"
Jerk Unicorn
BluniCorp, HiLoFi

improvisational harsh noise rock piece about small town religion

Pope Peter, also known as Simeon or Cephus,
first bishop of Rome and a fine fisherman- not unlike myself
he saw that the unclean animals could be eaten
he saw it in a dream that defied the Sanhedrin
he saw the Lord in unclean heathens
he saw the Lord in unclean heathens
he saw the Lord’s light in unclean heathens
and his accent gave him away as a foreign friend of Jesus!
Duncan is a deacon- third string Pentecostal preacher
never touched a single drink, as he’ll remind you
substitute teaching because the Lord’s design is not to reward this man’s life
so far defined by pious devotion, with very many blessings at all
except for a constant supply of fresh faced insolent children to punish arbitrarily
and even that slight indulgence no longer rings his heart’s once chaotic overtones
like a grand piercing wind chime rusted and clanking without volition
though he has the Lord on his side
plaid shirt, long pants, ugly shoes- dumb f**kin’ all if I remember the rest
Amen, Duncan!
What long shining braids untied that sweep the floor
each pristine strand- apostles’ feet walking filthy never learn
country pride, home cultured, no salt added
a child of God, sister of the Holiness Church
the cowgirl Magdalene of Cornbread High
I hope God lets you in, because you don’t wear a skirt
but you’ve never cut your hair- maybe it’s just enough to work
you’ve dodged the Devil’s telepathy- haven’t seen a lick of television
but the dangers of the modern world now come replete
with temptations you were never prepared for at the Holiness Church in Derby!
Perhaps you have heard of another so-called “Church of God”
where the mad ravings of angels flow unfettered from lungs drowning in Holy Spirit
there I lost myself as a whirling dervish
no, I mean, turned around in your fu***ng circus;
Most Apostolic congregations follow theologic doctrines of Arminianism
so, therefore, do not recognize the primacy of papacy- Peter’s progeny’s pride, patrimony denied who wants it anyway
and what else is denied? taking naked showers after sports
because the boys with the moms with the long hair never took off their shorts
just stood there, standing there, with suds pooling on their waist bands
scared of staring, bare like never, aware of square jawed football kissing Judas captains
St. Luke just write a prescription for the pill that strengthens my conviction
more than one checks if those Pentecostal boys are cut!
She was kissing snakes before she kissed a boy
and she kissed a girl before she kissed a man
and she kissed him with her heart but not often
and she’d kiss their kids and pray and tuck them in
put the dishes up, go out and f**k her friends
her husband loved the rush of cuckolding
he’d pin her bun up while she called him “ma’am”
a real life alpha son of Abraham
he’d let her do it, that was their “thing”
Why are all these fans of DDP kids who don’t watch Vince and Rock
where’s the Bible say which wrestling federation walks with God
arbitrary order hides the perfect; wise ancient prophets eschewed trash t.v.
left out of the crowd, my child- but it’s all worth it
the way we interpret the Word, it’s just us for eternity- everyone else gets roasted
they didn’t get the gift of tongues, no words of knowledge like Paul said
no prophecies, no gifts of healing- no miracles of any sort whatsoever
it’s just us up there in a buncha damn long sleeve shirts and Liberty stonewashed bib overalls
but the kids don’t talk back and the women can sure stretch a dime at the IGA
not that they’ll need to
see those Calvinist wh**es on the city council
Presbitutes fueled by their trust funds and filthy reformations
blue blood forced through the vacuous husks of in**ed ne’er-do-muches
in step with the driving rhythm of dumb animal instincts
honed by generations of pride and gluttony into a well-oiled Golem
pre-programmed since before time itself, as the Calvinists might say
for one thing- and one thing only- to be consumed for eternity in a deep and wide fountain of fire
along with, oh well, just about plumb near every single person ever to live ever
except us!
Peter, oh! Peter! cast your net towards me
fisher of men, I call out in broken Glossolalia!
These motions, this me, puppet strings- I believe in the unseen
redeemed, and be cleansed in mercy for the Creator to play with or place in case
I’m saying, see, when I sing I should probably pray
but my voice is unfit, probably even to speak, so forget crucifix- it’s too regal for me
nail me face down to a dead loblolly- rotting, forgotten in Mississippi
I’ll die thinking about a boat in Galilee
I’ll die dreaming of everyone dancing on seas!
Pope Peter was a fine fisherman- not unlike myself

2 track album

04/25/2022

=1day
redfacedwhiteman
BluniCorp

An abridged field trip through the day of a French Quarter kitchen manager /slash/ artist- redfacedwhiteman embellishes nothing and lets the city sing for itself in this collage of recordings collected between St. Roch and the CBD.

track by redfacedwhiteman

03/04/2022

[flames shoot straight up 200 feet from giant unicorn skulls] BACK IN THE SADDLE A-GE-HEE-YAWN!!! [rocket car jumps over the bay] WELL I'M BE-YAAAAAAACK!!! [Blunicorp enters the stadium to wild applause]

02/23/2022

Guts Club, "Gun Collector"
live, Gasa Gasa

Our friends in Guts Club going BWOOOOOOWOOWWOOOOOOOM!!!

02/16/2022

SUNDAY! SUNDAY!! SUNDAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!
GASA GASA NEW ORLEANS

~~nola hardc ore post skramz biolumin~~
~~nola doomified country (countrified doom?... country fried doom??? ... ... ))))) ???
~~sludge de bayou petit caillou

01/19/2021

Bernie Sanders for President 2016

01/19/2021

our good friend and house show killaaaaaaaaa ~~ Argiflex ~~ got a nice lil writeup for her all-hardware-based noisy techno acid house album, Orb.

Celeste Lehr’s live electronics project Argiflex has been amalgamating various styles and aesthetics for over a decade. There’s a bit of a DIY noise scene anarchy to what she does, but …

01/08/2021

~Fresh~~
BluniCorp friend and JERK UNICORN alumnus NAUGHTYPIE THE BUILDER produced this naaaaasty creeper for New Orleans rapper Q THE DON - turn the ticks up and slow ride through a safe neighborhood with this crispy hit from the locals!!!

Provided to YouTube by DistroKidBRR! · Q the DonBRR!℗ Nola Familia RecordsReleased on: 2020-01-08Auto-generated by YouTube.

12/29/2020

two-piece math sludge treatsies from the homebodies

https://blunicorp.bandcamp.com/album/pico-riff-soy

15 track album