Radio Montauk

02/19/2025

Who's a good little boo boo. You are. Yes you are. Now before you eat your mashed peas or do doody in your diapers. Before you throw a toy block at mommy or spit up on daddy don't forget to get you Live Link for Vinny K's upcoming comedy special.
Any donation of $10 or more gets a live link to the show, edited download and bonus features. He needs to raise cash because a bad man ran him down while he was drinking. Yes he did. Hopefully dead man isn't around in a few years when your walking. And the cops just let him go. Always remember the police are there to help you. But these officers made a serious lapse of judgment that's going to come back to bite them in the ass.
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02/17/2025

Happy President's Day!!!!
This day was first started to celebrate Washington, later they added Lincoln but now it is solely to commemorate Taft!
Taft greatest president ever.
Taft he was once so hungover on a Monday morning he wanted to declare a new holiday so he could have the day off.
Taft couldn't fit in his seat at baseball games and kept needing to stand and that's how we got the seventh inning stretch.
Taft used to get stuck in his bathtub so often he had a bathtub guy. I know you're thinking "Take a shower you fat f !" He don't have to he's Taft.
Maybe they didn't have showers back then and that's why everybody smelled like rotten cauliflower.
Could Taft eat a hundred blocks of cream cheese and then go fight crime? I would guess.
Could Taft drink a case of wine and then go wrestle a bear? Or course.
Would Taft buy a Live link in pre sale for my upcoming comedy special? He did. How? Taft can time travel. He took me to 2035 wear The Rock is the president and everyone has to fight in a steel cage to be in congress. A lot of masked folks making some serious decisions.
New special Vinny K - Better off Dead?! filming NYC this Spring. Donations of 10$ gets Live Link of show, edited download and all bonus features.
Venmo vincent-montalto
Zelle 305.748.7196
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02/16/2025

It's Sunday and no football for you!! So eat a ham sandwich, watch some p**n, go for a walk. It's God's day do whatever you want. It's all on the table, the big man says so.
Go to Aldi's and eat samples til they throw you out. Go to Macy's and try on s**t two sizes too small to annoy the sale women. You're days are numbered, we don't get much time on this nerf basketball controlled by aliens we all live on so have fun.
And most importantly don't forget to lock in your Live Link/Download for my upcoming special
Vinny K - Better off Dead!?
In pre sales now.
Any donation $10+ gets Live Link of show, final edit download and all bonus features.
Do it it God will smyth you. He told me. I saw him at waffle house last week. BTW he goes smothered, covered and chunked.
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02/14/2025

LADIES ONLY...NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
LAST SECOND VALENTINE'S ❤️ VIDEOS.
WANT A FUNNY OR MEAN VID FOR YOUR LOVE OR HATED FORMER LOVE.
PRO BALLBUSTER HERE FOR YOU.
I'M STUCK IN HERE SO I GOT TIME.
PERSONALIZED VID FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE OR HATE.
PAY WHAT YOU WANT. I'M BORED.
DM, TEXT, SEND SMOKE SIGNAL.

02/13/2025

Link in bio
People ask how I'm always in a good mood with all the s**t I'm going through. It's easy I'm not human. I took a speeding truck to the mush and, when they revived me, I immediately started making jokes.
I'm super human or a zombie, either way I'll take it. 🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️ 🧟‍♀️
If you think I wasn't afraid to die before....
So when your bitchin' about your "Death Flu", take it from your boy death is all in your head.
R. Kelly sang " I believe I can fly." Before he peed on everyone. I'm singing " I believe I can't die." with 100% less urination. 💧 💧 💧!!!!
So no crying over spilt milk Liver Lips!!!
And visit the event. Pre-sale apaloooooza!!!

02/09/2025

HAPPY SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!!! Now get ready to shove stuffed nachos down your throat you fat f !!! Call Door dash three times before half and pull up Draft Kings to bet on how many yards Saquin's gonna get.
Lol, while you're watching to see if Kendrick is gonna s**t on Drake on the biggest stage in the world don't forget my upcoming special has live links and downloads in pre sale.
I know those big bad linebacker are kinda tough but I took a speeding truck to the dome. So while you figure how many yards Mahomes is gonna throw, and don't forget to factor in the refs three ridiculous calls, hit the venmo or zoom.
Any donation $10 or more gets Live Link to watch show, final edit download and all bonus footage.
Kelce might be bangin' Taylor but I died twice....much cooler.
So have fun sucking on chicken wings you bozo and good luck on those $100 boxes you never win.

02/07/2025

02/05/2025

01/27/2025

I told you I don't die. Still in hospital but heading back to rehab soon. Last time. I'll be a free man again soon. I'll be ready for the new special I'm immortal!!!!

Vinny K - Better off Dead?! New special in NYC.
2 - Times I died.
5 - Times I had last rites.
17 - Operations
1 - Comeback
Live Links/ Downloads in pre sale
Any Donation gets both and all bonus footage.
Venmo - vincent-montalto
Zelle. - 305.748.7196
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12/17/2024

"Sup?" That's the last thing I texted my friend. I knew he just went through something awful and after a few weeks I simply texted "Sup?"
There was no reason to say the basic, "If you need to talk, call me." as that was obvious. Also the reason we were so tight is our matching senses of humor, so "Sup?" would surface.
The problem was I didn't follow up after I didn't get an answer. No ridiculous amount of stupid, random texts, no barrage of phone calls, just one "Sup?"
People say check on your friends, but seriously, check on your friends. Check on them until they can't stand it.
You hear all the time, he lit up a room or he was larger than life. Well that was my friend. He literally had it all. Big, good looking, personality out the w***o. He could impersonate anyone. I mean the most stoic, mundane person he could get down after watching them for a minute. It was a little unnerving actually.
I'm sorry I can't be there today. I'm sorry you went through so much. Most of all I'm sorry I didn't keep texting and calling.
Dom, you were truly one of a kind.

12/12/2024

As this is life and death and I'm not shy and I once had my testicle pierced on the steps of city hall for charity (stoty in book, link below), the rest of this month I will be pushing this extremely hard.
We have Live Links and downloads of upcoming comedy special in presale. Info and link to free read of the book below.
Happy Festivus and tell your local hardware store owner not to drink and drive.
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On May 30th 2021 Vincent Montalto also known as Vinny K, a dj, stand up comic, radio host and author was hit by a pick up truck that while crossing Main St in Montauk.
The driver was not given a ticket or breathalyzer nor were any witness statements taken.
Vinny suffered severe injuries to his midsection, back, legs and head as well as internal injuries. Years back and forth between hospitals and rehabs the final blow came as the disability the doctors approved was put off by the state as, well we know why they're out of money.
Now with literally 38 cents in his account and still more operations and rehab ahead he's looking to get his life back.
We have the upcoming comedy special Vinny K - Better off Dead?! ready to film this April in NYC.
Any donation gets a live stream as well as the download of the edited version and all bonus footage.
Below is a link to a free read of the book. Pour Decisions- making a living partying from Key West to Montauk as well as the payment sites.

https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/view/63277868/pour-decisions-making-a-living-partying-from-key-west-to-montauk

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Zelle. - 305.748.7196
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11/12/2024

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Since I'm stuck rehabbing and have extra time and we're pushing the pre sales mine as well tell you about the elitist trash that is a big part of the Broadway community.
When I was 16 I lied about my age, said I was 18 and signed up for bartending school. They gladly took my money and after the 2 week course took advantage of their job placement. I got hired at The Neiderlander theaters. I was immediately disliked by most of the other workers. They were all for the most part folks trying to make it as stage actors and I fit the type of person that bullied them in high school. This I was told on several occasions.
I even as a young man didn't care what others thought, especially since I was good at my job, better than most of them off the bat and my manager was cool as s**t.
There was a time Sting starred in a summer run of Three Penny Opera. Nobody wanted to work the bar that was actually in the back of the theater. They didn't think Sting was good enough to be on Broadway. Now this was years ago I'm sure now it wouldn't be such a backlash.
To be honest there was another reason. As the bar was in the showroom it was a quiet bar. That meant no serving during performance and you couldn't close down after intermission as usual. Whoever worked it had to wait til the end of the show.
I signed up, partly because I couldn't take listening to the pitching and partly because what the hell I get to watch Sting do Three Penny Opera 8 shows a week.
Well it worked out. Not only did I meet a comedy writer who took my under their wing and got me my start in stand-up but as a bonus every college girl that was taking class in NYC that summer came to see the play.
With my past experience with the Broadway community I was not surprised how they turned on Nicole Scherzinger. How dare she vote the way she believes and be pro Jesus.
That is what that side does. They admitted she was the best out there and a sure in for the Tony but you think different shove her aside. Doesn't matter who is the most talented or the best for the job, think like us or get out.
SOUNDS KIND OF CULTISH.

11/03/2024

Too many classic moments with this legend.
R.I.P. Johnny Gallo

10/23/2024

THIS IS THE MOST RUSSIAN THING I'VE EVER SEEN.