The Dark Ages Podcast

The Dark Ages Podcast The Podcast exploring the world after the fall of the Roman Empire

One of the strongest of the early Merovingians, Theudebert built a powerful kingdom while squabbling with his uncles and...
04/16/2025

One of the strongest of the early Merovingians, Theudebert built a powerful kingdom while squabbling with his uncles and carrying on a complicated personal life....

One of the strongest of the early Merovingians, Theudebert built a powerful kingdom while squabbling with his uncles and carrying on a complicated personal life.

03/25/2025

ATTILA, THE SCOURGE OF GOD (UPDATED), king of the Huns, who played a significant role in the collapse of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD. He is represented with East Asian traits as he was described by the Eastern Roman historian Jordanes. Only a small minority of European Huns would have such Asiatic traits (mostly the elite that were presumably related with the earlier Xiongnu of Mongolia and Siberia), because most of the Hunnic horde was a mix of different peoples they had been assimilating along the way. His skull is artificially elongated, a practice found in both male and female Hunnic graves in Europe, also practiced by other eastern Hunnic groups such as the Alchon Huns that conquered India (whose kings are always depicted with elongated heads in their coins). From the Huns, artificial skull deformation spread to the Germanic tribes, and recently, elongated skulls have even been found in Viking Age female graves in Gotland (Sweden). The Huns also practiced facial scarification and partially shaved their head in some sort of mullet. Hunnic men in Europe typically wore a single small loop earring, a practice that was also adopted by some Germanic men.

In this updated version of Attila, I replaced the skull cup of the previous version for a Sassanian glass bowl. These glass bowls with wheel-cut facets resembling a beehive were produced both in Sasanian Persia and in the eastern provinces of the Roman Empire, and examples of such bowls have been found as far as Denmark and Japan. The rugs on the walls of the tent and the floor are based on surviving fragments of Sasanian rugs from the Al-Sabah collection, reconstructed by Bilge Bitig (on the walls), and a replica owned by Nadeem Ahmad from Eran ud Turan (on the floor).

In this new version of Attila, I also removed the golden crown from the previous version (which was based on the crown of Kerch, from Crimea), because even though Hunnic kings in Central Asia and India wore diadems and crowns (of a Sasanian style) in their coins, the Hunnic diadems or crowns found in Europe are of a different style and have only been found in female graves. We simply have no evidence of diadems or crowns being worn by Hunnic kings in Europe, although that doesn’t mean they didn’t wear them. But Attila was described as an austere-looking man, so it’s safer not to give him too much bling. Unlike their heavily Persianized counterparts of Central Asia and India, European Hunnic elite men mostly wore their wealth in the form of luxurious versions of practical objects and weapons that every man would carry (such as belts, swords, daggers, and brooches decorated with garnet encrusted gold) rather than jewelry.

The Eastern Roman historian Jordanes described Attila as follows:

“He was a man born into the world to shake the nations, the scourge of all lands, who in some way terrified all mankind by the rumors noised abroad concerning him. He was haughty in his walk, rolling his eyes hither and thither, so that the power of his proud spirit appeared in the movement of his body. He was indeed a lover of war, yet restrained in action; mighty in counsel, gracious to suppliants, and lenient to those who were once received under his protection. He was short of stature, with a broad chest and a large head; his eyes were small, his beard was thin and sprinkled with grey. He had a flat nose and a swarthy complexion, revealing his origin.”

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Out of the four sons of Clovis, not one of them was the type to stay at home, or to be content with what he had. In this...
03/25/2025

Out of the four sons of Clovis, not one of them was the type to stay at home, or to be content with what he had. In this episode, we’ll abandon chronological accuracy for the moment, to tell stories of each of these kings. Violence, mostly....

Out of the four sons of Clovis, not one of them was the type to stay at home, or to be content with what he had. In this episode, we’ll abandon chronological accuracy for the moment, to tell storie…

New episode coming on Monday. Meanwhile enjoy this silliness.
03/22/2025

New episode coming on Monday. Meanwhile enjoy this silliness.

On the latest episode, we explore the social structure of the Frankish kingdom and its people and economy.
03/05/2025

On the latest episode, we explore the social structure of the Frankish kingdom and its people and economy.

We're back with talk of the lands of the Franks, and the many other people they ruled.
03/03/2025

We're back with talk of the lands of the Franks, and the many other people they ruled.

When Clovis, king of the Franks, died in 511, he passed on to his sons a huge territory, containing many millions of people. In this episode, we take a look at those people, how they made their liv…

The results are in for the next subject to appear on the show!
02/09/2025

The results are in for the next subject to appear on the show!

Last week I asked what we should do next on the Dark Ages Podcasts, with voting happening across four platforms. No clear mandate emerged, but at least a winner did, narrowly. On the next episode o…

4000 BCE to c. 700 CE The Western Pyrenees are home to the Basques, a mysterious community who speaks a unique language,...
02/01/2025

4000 BCE to c. 700 CE The Western Pyrenees are home to the Basques, a mysterious community who speaks a unique language, and who have been there … for as long as anyone can tell. In this episode we’ll explore their history up through the seventh century, and their relationship to the people who have come and gone around them....

4000 BCE to c. 700 CE The Western Pyrenees are home to the Basques, a mysterious community who speaks a unique language, and who have been there … for as long as anyone can tell. In this episode we…

Reccared takes the throne and makes a momentous change. The Visigothic kingdom becomes unified under one religion and cl...
01/14/2025

Reccared takes the throne and makes a momentous change. The Visigothic kingdom becomes unified under one religion and climbs to a new level of stability and security....

Reccared takes the throne and makes a momentous change. The Visigothic kingdom becomes unified under one religion and climbs to a new level of stability and security.

Religious differences lead to rebellion and murder, as a Visigothic prince becomes a martyr for Catholicism… or does he?...
12/30/2024

Religious differences lead to rebellion and murder, as a Visigothic prince becomes a martyr for Catholicism… or does he?...

Religious differences lead to rebellion and murder, as a Visigothic prince becomes a martyr for Catholicism… or does he?

The Dark Ages Podcast's Episode 51 discusses Liuvigild's reign and his efforts to unify the Visigoths amidst dynastic st...
12/16/2024

The Dark Ages Podcast's Episode 51 discusses Liuvigild's reign and his efforts to unify the Visigoths amidst dynastic struggles following Athanagild's death. It highlights Liuvigild's military campaigns, founding of cities, legal reforms, and inadequate integration of the Gothic and Hispano-Roman populations, showcasing the challenges of religious and cultural harmony....

The Dark Ages Podcast’s Episode 51 discusses Liuvigild’s reign and his efforts to unify the Visigoths amidst dynastic struggles following Athanagild’s death. It highlights Liuvigi…

Belisarius’ great early success.
09/16/2024

Belisarius’ great early success.

I'm going away for a while
04/09/2024

I'm going away for a while

Hello everyone. I’m posting this today to let you all know that the Dark Ages Podcast is going on hiatus. This probably comes as no surprise, since the release schedule has been irregular in the ex…

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