Bobojuice

02/05/2023

happy birthday Cristiano Ronaldo . the Real goat 🐐

02/03/2023

i love you guys performance on your debut 💙💙

EMZO and MADUEKE ✅

02/03/2023

Graham potter should be sacked 😭

Chelsea Football Club

02/02/2023

if chelsea draw or losses tomorrow’s match, Graham potter must be sacked😞

i don’t need another breakfast 😌😌

01/27/2023

appreciate this drawing ✅🌺

01/25/2023

A woman can be single with a great character, and another woman can be married@25 with a sh*tty character.

Singleness is not a punishment for a bad character and marriage is not a reward of a good character.

Stop measuring a woman's attitude with her marital status…

Don’t allow anyone to deceive you.. And don’t give up…
Vice versa….

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01/24/2023

amazing drawing of Untouchable Comedies
rate this from 10 to 100

01/23/2023

*THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST SET OF ADVISE l HAVE EVER READ. ALL MANKIND NEEDS THIS ADVICE!!!*

*1.* _Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide._

*2.* _People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions._

*3.* _When someone hurts you, don't feel bad because it's a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones._

*4.* _Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath._

*5.* _In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them - a wall or a bridge._

*6.* _Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful._

*7.* _There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat._

*8.* _A path without obstacles leads nowhere._

*9.* _Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay._

*10.* _You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time._

*11.* _If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven't done much today._

*12.* _If you don't build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs._

*13.* _If you don't climb the mountain; you can't view the plain._

*14.* _Don't leave it idle - use your brain._

*15.* _You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently._

*16.* _It is not what you don't have that limits you; it is what you have but don't know how to use._

*17.* _What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson._

*18.* _The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value._

*19.* _If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool...... Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved._

*20.* _Honesty is an expensive gift; don't expect it from cheap people._

*This is a very interesting post and I want everyone to benefit.*

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01/22/2023

how many words can you create?🤷‍♀️

01/22/2023

what’s the name of this fruit ? 😜😝

01/21/2023

pen drawing of Leo messi and christiano ronaldo by Chigbu Joshua

01/21/2023

if chelsea no win Liverpool today call me goat 🐐😠

01/21/2023

messi must be up to something 🙆🏼‍♀️🙆🏼‍♀️ he has something dangerous in mind🤣

Cristiano Ronaldo
Leo Messi

01/20/2023

it’s like w**d (igbo) don finish for kumasi market 🤣🤣 i can’t believe Shatta wale(shatta movement) saying this 🙆🏼‍♀️
this guy must be up to something 🤣🤣

01/19/2023

the General is fully back😊
if you love this guy give him one suitable title 👌

N'Golo Kanté

01/16/2023

plan gone wrong 😑

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01/15/2023

😪 many of us depend on someone’s dream to grows ours 😤

01/15/2023

over to ladies
sucking
or
knacking 🙆🏼‍♀️

01/14/2023

take time to study your partner before marriage because LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION is better than DELIVER US FROM ALL EVIL 🫣

happy weekend lovelies 🌺

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01/14/2023

🤣🤣Laugh Again 🤣🤣
1.AFIRCAN parents be like " *Emmy*!!!, come and greet your uncle that just returned from Europe. He travelled the day you were born😴. Do you still remember him"?😀

2.Do you know that those people 😌 who were
sold during @de 🥳, are now Black Americans,
enjoying America and Europe but my stÙbbÒrn GrÀndfÀther👴🏾refused to be sold… See Me nah… now am a NigÈrian shouting up Nepa.😂

3.I was driving🏎️ Porsche in my dream 💭 last night until my Mom sl@pped me and said "Stop pushing the bed to the kitchen id!ot..😂

4."I will take a būllet for you", says a guy that cannot take ordinary paracetamol without putting it inside Eba.
Mtcheww😂

5.ushers In Church, They Act Like They're The Biological Children Of God. And The Rest Of Us Were Just Adopted..😂😂

7.When You Want to Charge your phone In a Football Viewing centre and You Mistakenly Off The DSTV during penalty shoot out..
shey you remember when your mum always tell you that your phone will k!ll you one day ?.. The moment has finally come.. Just get ready to d!e😂

8.A woman was bre@stfeeding her son in her shop, a lady passing by said he sūcks just like his father. we are still separating the f!ght. that is where I am since morning.😂

9.How countries bêg for Bread
America: "Please, can I have some?"
England: "Mind if I have a b!te?"
Asia: "Honey, can I join you??"
Nigeria: "Bros, is that bread soft??"😂

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01/13/2023

congrats on your new ride Comedian.udeme
any hand that like and share will never lack

work hard ,e dey pay 😍😍😍😍

01/11/2023

Born in 1980 you are 43 years old
Born in 1981 you are 42years old
Born in 1982 you are 41 years old
Born in 1983 you are 40 years old
Born in 1984 you are 39years old
Born in 1985 you are 38 years old
Born in 1986 you are 37 years old
Born in 1987 you are 36 years old
Born in 1988 you are 35 years old
Born in 1989 you are 34 years old
Born in 1990 you are 33 years old

Born in 1991 you are 32 years old
Born in 1992 you are 31 years old
Born in 1993You are 30
Born in 1994 you are 29 years old
Born in 1995 ou are 28 years old
Born in 1996 you are 27 years old
Born in 1997 you are 26 years old
Born in 1998 you are 25 years old
Born in 1999 you are 24 years old
Born in 2000 you are 23 years old
Born in 2001 you are 22 years old
Born in 2002 you are 21 years old

Born in 2003 you are 20 years old

Just a reminder especially to girls who keep saying:
"who gave you my number"?
"what are you looking for in my Inbox"?
"you're not my type".
It's time to quit the family HOUSE......
😂😂

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01/11/2023

thank you guys🤝 for the good wishes and sweet comment..we so much appreciate 😍

may God bless you’ll 🌺

01/10/2023

happy birthday to this beautiful souls 😊🌺
send in your Gifts 😊😊😊😊

love you’ll

01/07/2023

LETTER TO MY LATE EX 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.....

Today mark exactly 15years since u suddenly departed from me. I still remember very well how we met and fell in love with each other.
It was on a sunny afternoon,when I was doing some shopping at station market trans-amandi Port Harcourt and I suddenly came across you in one of the best shop. You really looked nice on that day. I admired you and you
admired me too,but at the moment we both lacked words to say to each other. I left the shop and walked back home.
Deep within me I was totally disturbed. The following day I decided to walk back to the same shop just to check if you were still there and to my surprise you were there.
So I decided to make my first approach because I was madly in love with you.
For sure you were very beautiful, so as they say,"the rest is history". We decided to stay together. I dearly appreciate you because you gave me total peace for all that duration. Then the unfortunate happened on a day like today.
That day we were on a bike and I was the one riding. As we were approaching a sharp
bend near a building I don't exactly remember what happened. You fell down and before I could come to your rescue an on coming vehicle crushed you right in
front of my eyes. I was totally confused. The
vehicle did not stop. I yelled without knowing what to do next. A friend came to my aid and we rushed you to the nearest hospital. The doctors tried all they could do, but it was all in vain.
My dear you were no more. I couldn't believe it. I cried like never before.
It took me time to accept the loss. Since your
departure I have never met anyone like you. They are all fake,they are giving me total
headache,but all in all, life has to continue.
*REST IN PEACE MY ,NOKIA TORCH

thank for wasting your time for reading my stupid
article😭

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01/06/2023

🙏🏻 a wonderful God

01/06/2023

❤️ God is love ❤️

01/05/2023

01/05/2023

🥜🥯🍗SWEET JOKES🍒🍊🌮

1. The person 💁 that told me that school is scam is now a bank manager in my country, my brother don't be decieved.🙅

2. I heard😏 that when short people wash clothes, they will look for somebody to help them spread it on the laundry line.🙆😜

3. The way I am broke🚶🏻‍♂️ I am thinking of selling my dog 🐕 i don't mind doing the barking at night 🌌

4. I can't wait to be a manager🤵 in an organization🏙️🌐 I will just look at one of the workers🚶🏻‍♂️😏 and ask them to mob car, sweep the wall and even rinse the staircase. I hate laziness.😩😣

5. 💁No matter how hard you work in your work place🌁, your boss🤵 will always catch you sitting now doing nothing.😜

6.💁 Gone are the days when people will ask you questions like have you eaten today? Now everyone👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 is minding there own business 🤐🚶🏻‍♂️

7. 🤔😵How can you be complaining of hunger 😲yesterday and you went to buy a dog the following day, do you want hunger to finish the dog 🐕too.😩

8. The rat 🐀 in your compound is happily married with children 🤼and you are single. Are you serious at all?🤷

9. When you wear suit...🕴️

Americans: wow you look really nice on suit.😱

My country: Pastor, Pastor, pray for us 🙄😤

*Please jøîñ our grøūp below for more jokes😂

10.💁 How can you be having exams by
9:30am🕤 and you are cooking beans🍲🍲 by
9:15am everything is not village people. 🙆

11. You are telling me to be on your shoes what if I fall while working on it. 🚶‍♂️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

12. Pepper🌶️🌶️ is expensive now because they some people that are eating it raw like chips 🍝nowadays. Let me not mention the tribe.😬🤐🤐🙄

Which number is the funniest?

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01/04/2023

I've just reached 34K followers! Thank you for continuing support. I could never have made it without each and every one of you. 🙏🤗🎉

this is amazing ..thank you’ll 🌺🌹❤️❤️🌺🌺🌺🌺

01/04/2023

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And
she replies, "Sorry for yourself!".
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, “Drop it on my
head.".
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
3) When she brings food wrapped in a
nylon bag from a party.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.”
And she replies you, “Why won't you have
fever when you press phone every night”.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.” and she replies, “So the person that
took first has two heads abi?”.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work,
just to punish you.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
7) When you are watching television with
her and then she slept off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😎 When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When
last did that friend come here to play with
you?.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
9) When she asks you if the food she served
you is enough, and you reply no, and she
says, come and eat me na.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you
will hear Ween.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or paper.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my
mother, so you will not kill me''.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
13) When she calls you from your room
upstairs and then sends you back upstairs
to bring her purse.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
14) When you ask her to refund the money
you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the
food you have been eating in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used
in buying them?''..
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
if you love ur mom, why not take a few seconds to type
I LOVE YOU MUM, if she is dead,please take heart 🙏🏻

i love my mum 🌹❤️

01/04/2023

ladies when last did you support your man apart from “ wait let me put it before you wound me “🫣
Bobo juice

01/04/2023

hey 👋 you reading this 😤 it’s 4 days already 😏 go and return your neighbors plate and spoon befor it becomes yours 🫣🤣🤣….

wait ✋🏿

i don’t know who you are 🫵🏿, but you’ll be Great🦾

Bobo juice

01/02/2023

1. She ordered for hen instead of chicken 😢😢I almost collaped at the restaurant 😩🤒🤒

2. Please while praying for those in prison, Remember those wearing engagement rings 💍 for 3years too.
😂😂😂😂

3. Sometimes you might catch me staring at you. It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom told me that devils have tails and I'm just wondering where's yours?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

4. SAD STORY: A little boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, so he put poison on the ni**le of his mom. The next day their driver died..😂😂💔

5. Where are the geography students? What is the name of that star we see after receiving hot slap..
😅😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

6. Who notice that there is a difference between am pregnant
and I get Belle...am pregnant is a good news, while I get
belle can make a guy to start looking for seat belt on top
okada😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😁😁😁

7. Whenever you see a girl reading novel, just know that she doesn't have data😂😂😂

8. ∅ You cannot view this message because u didn't bath🤪🤪

9. My sister being on his dp doesn't means you are loved😂💔
Even satan is in the bible👌😂
🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️💔

10. Dont inbox a lady during the day, her ego is too big at that time. Text her at night when she realizes how single she is 😂😂😂😂 wisdom 🙄😂.

11. If your girlfriend post your picture, my brother you are very lucky. Most of us stay in gallery no matter what😁😁😁

12. Instead of buying insecticide 1300, why not allow mosquito to bite you then use 700 to buy malaria drugs and use the remaining 600 to buy meat pie🤣🤣

13. Don't go without reacting 🙄❤️

Enjoy your night 😍☺️
(joke📌)

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01/01/2023

*Good day*
*Mr Chairman,*
*Accurate time keeper,*
*My able room mates,*
*All protocols duly observed.*

My name is my name, and I am here to
propose the motion that states.. *'Nobody*
*senior another* *person for this life,* *na turn*
*by turn',* with my following reasons.
1. Dem first born you no mean say na you
go first die. Even Bible support am.
2. If you first me touch ceiling because you
tall, I go first you to pick stone sake of say I
near ground pass.
3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first
you enter university.
4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle
fit carry you reach house.
5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin
before woman wey marry 10 years ago.
6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin
work before chairman wey do NYSC 2005
7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person
wey dey first class and the one for
economy, na the same Jesus dem go call.
8. Na Oga de pay driver, but AC de first blow
driver before e reach oga for back.
9. Person wey de healthy fit die before
person wey de sick.
10. You de stay upstairs no mean say you
near God pass.
11. Stone de scatter water, and water de
pieces stone.
12. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that
bell, may your time in this world not be over.
I hope with these few points of mine, I have
been able to convince you that 'no body
senior another person for this life,
Na turn by turn
*Reflect on these words*

1.Your BIRTH came through *Others*

2.Your NAME was given by *Others*

3. You were EDUCATED by *Others*

4.Your INCOME indirectly comes through *Others*

5. Your RESPECT is given by *Others*

6. Your first BATH was given by *Others*

7. Your last BATH will be done by *Others*

8. Your FUNERAL will be organised by *Others*

9. You will be taken to ur FINAL RESTING PLACE by *Others*

and

10. EVERYTHING u owned will b inherited by *Others*

Isn't it high time we learnt to live in peace & harmony with *Others*, because all through our lives, at one point or the *Other*, we will need each other..

Good morning all
And God bless you all❤️❤️

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12/31/2022

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12/30/2022

END OF YEAR APPOLOGY.

Those who think I am proud...
I apologize.
Please forgive me.

Those who think I have ignored them...
I apologize.
Please forgive me.

Those who felt offended by my attitude or character...
I apologize.
Please forgive me.

Those who I didn't visit or call during this year...
I apologize.
Please forgive me.

Those who I hurt by words or action...
I apologize.
Please forgive me.

Those whose promises I didn't fulfill...
I apologize.
Please forgive me.

Those who felt I am too serious and not friendly...
I apologize.
Please forgive me.

Please don't enter 2023 with baggage of hurts and bitterness...
Be better!

Enter 2023 without grudges/animosity.

Note:
Unforgivingness can block you from receiving God's blessings...
Be blessed in 2023!

I love you all because without you, there would be no one to call Friends......
Am Still On My Knee's🤔🙄🥴

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12/29/2022

.. Don't be carried away by her Profile Picture, check her NIN pic, that's her real face🤣

2.. People Wey Use Because of 504 Do Ritual In 1989 No Live to See VENZA😂😂😂

3. 😒

_/ \_
This is hw a bad wife stand when she says to her husband, if you know that you are a man come and beat me today😂😂

4.." Stop Giving Ur Children Bible Names Without Giving them Bible Lessons🤨
Yesterday I Was Robbed By Abraham&Moses🥺😭😭

5.." If a Lady Gives you Her Number, Read it BacK to her With One Wrong Digit. If She Corrects you.. it Means She's Actually Interested😌

6.."..Aboki:" Madam ☝️1 Yam Na #800 GasKia🙅‍♂️😒🤨
"Nigerian Mothers be like:"🙄You No Gree Sell 3 for 350?? 🙁😂😂

7..Yoruba boys trying to be Romantic be like:
"You are my egg in my egg roll,☺
Baby, without you🙈..am buns"😋😂😂

8..🙆‍♂️imagine a girl born in 2007 is sending me friend request 🙈am I selling pencil?? 🙆‍♂️😂😂

9..i wonder why the sun in America is meant for freshness..😏while the one in Nigeria is for drying clothes 🙆‍♂️😂😂

10..all the bad friends my mom warned me about don make am finish😔
😏The good ones dey do P.O.S🙆‍♂️😂

11..last born's are the best people to date..😌
Break their heart,💔
And give them biscuits,☺
Case closed 😋😋

12..Abeg, 🤔who told Nigerians that when they eat stones in beans, 😏they should look at the person that cooked it??🙆‍♂️😂😂

13..The funny thing about being rich is that every ladies you meet are single ☺
But..when you are poor, 🙈even a new born baby had a boyfriend 😂🥰

14..if a woman text.. "How are you?? 🤔
Just reply.." Am fine ☺
But..
If u have money, you can add.."and you?? 😂😂

15..As I was writing ✍️this jokes,
I heard thunder⚡ laughing😂😂
He was like, hahaha,bobo juice, you are very funny
Aswear, I will fire anybody that will read this jokes, laugh, and walk away without LIKING the post..
I begged him not to fire anybody and he said if I beg him again, he will fire me join...so my mouth peem 🤐

I'm Not That Rich And I'm Not Famous Either But As Far As I Av You.. Yes You!! I feel Lyk I 0wned The Whole World 😍 You All, Are The Reason I'm Always Happy 😁😁.

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12/28/2022

1:Stop forcing yourself into people's lives like Phoenix browser and ayoba app🤣🤣😂

2:YäHÖÖ boy carry ashäwoo enter Hotel Ashäwoo stéal him iPhone come forget Her Pànt🌹🥴😂

3:Shaving stick is now #200 🙆🙆... I rather boil water 😂😂, And do it in chicken 🐓 way😂😂

4:I slept this afternoon and dreamt that I was eating bread😋😋😂
Wen I wake up I no see my pillow again 🥺🤧😢😒😭

5:To my future wife!
4 rounds before bed,3 rounds midnight,1 quickie before I go for work.
That's me when I marry.
😋😋😋😋

6:Some guys 👬 be like, I like girls 👧 with expensive taste 😝, yet they price 1k jean till the Aboki start crying 😂 😁

7:Since I was born👨🏽‍🦱and now I am getting old👴🏿 I have never seen a gf asking her bf to buy her Bible
My brother have you seen 👀

8:I don w!cked phyno today 😌. I play buga song like 100 times 2day. 😁He's mouth go pain am tired😂 😂

9:I Can't Believe One Day I Will Use My Money To Marry $tress From Another Family
🏃🙆🤣

10:After sìx sláp Afrìca møm wíll be like I will
not tøuch u waìt till ur dad comes, abeg the sìx sláp na regìstratìon🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️💔😭

11:I want to teach 7 people how to make 4million in 4 days. But before then, I need 3k to chop.
My body dey shake🤦‍♀️🤔

12:NAKÉD👙from bathroom🛀 to your room🏡
Have you ever done such a risky journey before🙆
The 🔚

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12/28/2022

😂😂 Favor is here again 📣🎤😂😂😂

1) The way they will name titles for Crusades in Nigeria is really confusing ehn..just yesterday, I saw a title of a Crusade "Who st0le my Wedding gown???" Chai 😭😭😭 🙆🙆🙆🙆

2) Even though I'm not recognize, and celebrated;.. At least, when I go to a Church for the First time, the whole people claps for me, is like I think they're my fans 🤔🤔🤔

3) They asked me, a whole Onwordi 30÷2 thinking I won't know it, the whole class downgrade me 😔😔, but I shocked them and replied It's Impossible sir 🤘

4) Naija sef dey amaze me oo..how will someone will hosting free lesson and say that the registration fee is #5000 Waka!!

5) Ñigeria battery don dey low oo..how will I buy eggroll and instead of seeing egg, I'll see small puff-puff inside, chai 😭😭

6) Emeka was complaining that his boxers is not foaming in water, how will it foam??, when you wore it for 4weeks instead of 2 days, will you go and get your cup, tea is ready 😋😋😋

7) Malaria drúg is now #3500, I swear Any Mosquito I catch will regret of coming to this world 😠😠

😎 Whenever I'm watching Movie, and they starts showing Immoral scénes, my mom will starts looking at me as if I'm the director of the Film 🚶🚶🚶

9) Nigeria barbers will use cream and powders to make you Wizkid, get home and baff, the real Emeka will come out 🙆

Hey dear❤💘😍
I always make you laugh and be happy

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