04/22/2024
It’s time for the FINAL “Hey, Jones!” I know you believe I’m gonna turn into Chris Berman and you’ll never actually get rid of me, but that’s not true. Friday IS my final day at PennLive/The Patriot-News after 34 years, 8 months and 23 days. You have one shot to ask a truly, profoundly stupid question only I would answer. This is the time. As I used to tell interns in the Beaver Stadium pressbox as they headed down to do interviews for their first story: “Don’t f— this up.” Be here now.