04/30/2026
“I would literally never do that much work for free,” is something my freshman year self definitely said about The Campus to a friend who’d started churning out news articles as soon as orientation week was over. Like most declarative statements freshmen make about the future, that was wrong.
I’m writing this from the newsroom on the last Wednesday evening I’ll ever spend arranging an edition of The Campus on the page, and, uh, this story is way past the Monday evening deadline I should have been able to hit. In a different universe, I probably wrote a heartfelt and polished senior s...