The Cracked Board

The Cracked Board Satirical and humorous reports on the happenings within the Marlboro Board of Education.

03/18/2025

๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐œ๐ก ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ, ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ“ - ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿป๐๐จ๐š๐ซ๐๐ซ๐จ๐จ๐ฆ ๐๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ก๐š๐ก๐š ๐Ÿป๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿป

Welcome back to another riveting โšกโšกโšก edition of The Cracked Board! Donโ€™t worry, weโ€™ll break down the budget๐Ÿ’ธ in a separate episode because, believe it or not, some things actually matter. But tonight, weโ€™re dedicating this special edition to the drama, the grievances, and the never-ending soap opera that is this board. Buckle up, folksโ€”itโ€™s time for another thrilling episode of Real Board Members of Marlboro. ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The meeting kicked off after an extended executive session (aka secret board drama behind closed doors) with public comments from a concerned citizenโ€”who just so happened to be the husband of a board member. Yep, weโ€™re officially in โ€œfamily feudโ€ territory ๐Ÿคฏ. Mr. Gandhi, husband of Ms. Gandhi, took the mic to call out Ms. Siewert for abusing her position and publicly targeting himโ€”a private citizen and taxpayerโ€”during the last meeting. But wait, it gets worse! Not satisfied with just throwing shade on record, Ms. Siewert allegedly followed up with a personal attack on Ms. Gandhiโ€”cornering her in the school hallway and later in the parking lot. Because what better way to demonstrate leadership than by turning a school board meeting into a high school cafeteria showdown? Her message? That Ms. Gandhi needs to "do better" for the new board membersโ€”because clearly, relentless harassment is the gold standard of mentorship.

Mr. Gandhi didnโ€™t hold back, making it crystal clear that he is genuinely concerned for his wifeโ€™s safety and that no one signs up for this level of pettiness just to serve their community. He demanded accountability, urging the board to finally address the toxic, middle school drama that keeps unfolding at these meetings. His bigger question: Why are board meetings and parking lots turning into battlegrounds for personal vendettas? His final mic drop? Calling on the board to actually step up, take real action, and put an end to this circus once and for all.
Will they? Probably not. But hey, at least weโ€™ll have plenty of material for next time. Stay tuned!

Well, it looks like that public comment really poked the bear ๐Ÿป, because Ms. Siewert ๐Ÿปlaunched into a monologue that would put Hamlet to shameโ€”minus the literary brilliance. She dramatically framed herself as the real victim๐ŸŽป, insisting that there are โ€œthree sides to every storyโ€ (hers, the truth, and whatever alternate reality sheโ€™s operating in) and that her totally unprovoked actions were simply reactions to being bullied and antagonized. According to her, the real issue wasnโ€™t publicly targeting a private citizen or confronting Ms. Gandhi in the hallway and parking lotโ€”no, the real tragedy was that people said mean things about her. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

She lamented that there has been an โ€œunderlying narrativeโ€ since her campaign that she isnโ€™t qualified because she chose a trade career over college. And in a plot twist worthy of a bad soap opera, she accused Ms. Gandhi of personally belittling her, claiming Gandhi mocked her lack of a degree by saying she โ€œwould have known what the word โ€˜perfunctoryโ€™ meantโ€ if she had finished collegeโ€”because, apparently, executive session now comes with vocabulary quizzes. ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“š Taking things even further, Ms. Siewert ๐Ÿปcompared being criticized for not having a degree to being called fat (yes, really)๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฉ and insisted that both are equally bullying. Bold take. Then came her favorite topic๐ŸŽปโ€”social mediaโ€”where she ranted about being bullied, harassed, and cyberstalked, and dramatically lamented that people were talking about her home life. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐ŸปBut the best part? She actually claimed sheโ€™s being "silenced"โ€”while delivering a multi-minute, uninterrupted, self-pitying soliloquy. ๐ŸŽญ

And just when you thought it couldnโ€™t get any better, she wrapped things up with an impassioned PSA to children watching at home (assuming there are kids who voluntarily tune in to this reality show) about following their own paths and not letting anyone make them feel lesser for skipping college. So kids, take notes: it is okay to throw public tantrums and pick fights in parking lots, you can go as high as you want.
Ms. Gandhi was not having it.

After Ms. Siewertโ€™s Oscar-worthy performance of victimhood, Ms. Gandhi fired back with a fact-checking monologue of her own, immediately shutting down the laundry list of baseless accusations. She challenged Siewertโ€™s claims head-on, stating that there is video footage from the schoolโ€”already OPRAโ€™d, mind youโ€”that proves there was absolutely no interaction between them as she exited the meeting. As for Siewertโ€™s dramatic tales of executive session conversations and campaign-season slights? Pure fiction, according to Ms. Gandhi. Also, why is Ms. Siewert mentioning the executive meetings in public, Mr. Lawyer, can you please chime in. She firmly stated that she never once mentioned Siewertโ€™s educationโ€”not in meetings, not on social media, not everโ€”and made it clear that defaming her name with zero evidence was going to have consequences. Oh, and she never attacked her as a woman either, thank you very much.

Then, Ms. Gandhi really let loose, calling out Siewertโ€™s habitual misinformation, including false accusations about her โ€œstealingโ€ from the district for not providing a conference summary (which, by the way, was never even required). Things got especially spicy when she exposed Siewertโ€™s apparent late-night vent sessions, revealing that Siewert called a fellow board member at midnight to complain about her (yes, really๐Ÿคฏ). And in a final mic drop moment, Ms. Gandhi bluntly stated the obvious: Siewertโ€™s entire tenure has been defined by fixations on social media drama instead of actual work to improve the district. While Gandhi has only been on the board for a year, she reminded everyone that Siewert, after three years, has absolutely nothing to show for it. Gavel drop.

Ms. Mendez, with a totally not political question ๐Ÿ™„, once again raised concerns about potential school funding being tied to executive ordersโ€”particularly ones that might require the removal of DEI initiatives from schools.๐Ÿ™„ Citing an email from NJSBA, she expressed curiosity about whether any existing district policies or practices could put them at risk under the shifting political landscape. However, since this falls into "lawyer territory," Mr. Gross quickly redirected the discussion to executive session, emphasizing that legal matters like this are best discussed behind closed doors (probably to avoid any immediate fireworks).

Superintendent Mr. Ballone chimed in, noting that while there's a lot of speculation, thereโ€™s still no concrete guidance on what schools will actually be required to do. In other words, there's nothing to act on just yetโ€”but the district is keeping an eye on it. Still, Mendez insisted that the topic be added to the next executive session agenda so the board could get some legal clarity (read: start planning for potential drama). With that, the meeting moved on, leaving the fate of DEI policies hanging in bureaucratic limbo for another day.

Former board member Aldo Patruno ๐Ÿ™„ who just canโ€™t seem to move on, questioned the districtโ€™s math on staffing versus student enrollment, subtly implying some shady calculations. He then dramatically declared himself "speechless" over earlier public comments๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„ (despite continuing to talk), claimed to have "countless exhibits" proving community taunting, and played the victim over an ethics complaint against him, lamenting the supposed waste of taxpayer dollars on his defense. ๐Ÿ™„

That concludes our coverage for now.

Over the next week or two, we will be providing a detailed breakdown of the budget, ensuring a clear understanding of how it impacts each and every member of our community.

03/11/2025

๐Ÿป ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐˜๐˜๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€: ๐——๐—ผ๐—ปโ€™๐˜ ๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ! ๐Ÿป

During a school board meeting, staff members and students were recognized for their contributions. Mr. Joshua Milgazo, a mechanic, received a staff certificate for maintaining transportation despite a shortage of personnel, while various Frank Dugan Elementary School staff were commended for their exceptional support during a family's challenging time. Additionally, Asher Holmes Elementary School's student ambassadors presented their activities promoting kindness, citizenship, and responsibility, receiving certificates for their efforts.๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

Great Job everyone. Now onto the other matters.

Board members shared positive messages received from students for World Mental Health Day, expressing appreciation for the encouragement, while Mr. Vincent Palmero and the Chartwell staff were recognized for achieving allergen safety certification, ensuring a safer dining environment for students. Amazing art show by the Marlboro Memorial Middle School to showcase Lunar New Year.๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŽจ

An Old Bridge resident (because what else is there for someone from another town to do on a Tuesday?) spoke at the school board meeting to advocate for honoring Black History Month and suggested eliminating Pride Month from Marlboro schools, arguing that it imposes values not embraced by all cultures and families in the community. He tried to use his support for Black History Month as a shield to excuse his blatant homophobia and open hostility toward the LGBTQ+ community, revealing a clear lack of integrity and compassion ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ. Several other residents criticized the influence of non-residents at previous meetings and urged the board to prioritize the voices and concerns of Marlboro Township taxpayers.

The board briefly touched on communications with Mr. Ballone confirming he had no updates. Moving swiftly, they reviewed the superintendentโ€™s HIB report noting two incidents between February 7th and February 20th. The next meetings were confirmed for March 11th and March 18th, with budget discussions on the agenda.

The drama picked up when the board moved to the policy development and community relations section, pushing it up earlier in the agenda to address the hot topic of abolishing Policy 5756. Ms. Mendez introduced the first and second readings for various policies, including the motion to abolish Policy 5756, which was quickly seconded.

The real fireworks started when the topic of policy development was pushed up the agenda, bringing Policy 5756 front and center. As has become a theme of the meeting, the attacks against Ms. Gandhi resumed, this time focused on the timing and transparency of policy changes. Ms. Gandhi, clearly prepared for this, defended the current procedure confidently, explaining that sharing policies in advance only happened occasionally in 2024 due to timing constraintsโ€”nothing new or sinister.

However, Ms. Siewert and Ms. Mendez ๐Ÿ™„ seemed determined to paint this as a deviation from tradition, pushing back and expressing frustration over what they claimed was a lack of communication. What followed was essentially a game of procedural ping-pong, with Ms. Gandhi calmly batting down accusations and clarifying that the process was unchanged, despite the increasingly passive-aggressive tone from her critics ๐Ÿ™„.

Through a lot of eye-rolling, thinly veiled snark, and a noticeable uptick in childish behavior from certain quarters, the board eventually moved on and voted. Ms. Gandhiโ€™s steady handling of the situation might not have won her any popularity contests with certain board members, but it did make it clear who actually understood the rules.

The board moved quickly through the secretary's report and then dove into committee updates. The Advisory Committee, led by Ms. Mendez, presented a well-prepared charter outlining responsibilities and a selection process for members, which received praise for its thoroughness. The Buildings and Grounds Committee provided updates on various maintenance projects, including HVAC upgrades and playground replacements, all expected to be completed by the end of the school year. The Communications Committee, led by Mr. Hyett, discussed a comprehensive communications plan and the need for clear guidelines on board and district responsibilities. Meanwhile, the Curriculum Committee focused on improving eighth-grade math scores and alignment across grades, as well as updates on physical education and world languages. The Safety and Security Committee emphasized ongoing upgrades and a plan to address polling site security, while the Special Education Committee highlighted the expansion of the ER program and a new reading initiative.

The Technology Committee finally got off the ground with Mr. Lilonsky, Ms. Corraro, and Mr. Hyett as co-chairs, much to the relief of some and the outrage of others. El Presidente clarified that while the committee was approved back in October, it wasnโ€™t seated immediately because he wanted to understand its purpose better. He also mentioned that Mr. Ballone had started working on a technology plan last year, but the work was paused due to the boardโ€™s interest in being more involved.

Then came the fireworks. Ms. Bellomo wasted no time making it clear that she was furious about not being on the technology committee (she thinks being a keyboard warrior makes her qualified for the technology committee ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ). She aggressively threw around words like "nepotism" and practically demanded an investigation into the seating process, acting like sheโ€™d just uncovered the Watergate scandal of school boards. With a tone that dripped with self-importance, she ranted about how her professional background in AI (she can use Chat GPT and Gemini) and technology made her the obvious choice for the committeeโ€”as if the entire board would collapse without her expertise.

Ms. Mendez (still bitter over not being President)๐Ÿ˜ก, never one to miss an opportunity for some passive-aggressive jabs, chimed in to back up Ms. Bellomo's complaints. She questioned the transparency of the whole process, hinting that there might be some dark conspiracy behind the scenes to keep them outโ€”because clearly, a local school board's tech committee is where all the real power lies. Mendez's comments were more about stirring the pot than seeking actual answers, but hey, why let facts get in the way of a good grievance session?

She also took issue with El Presidenteโ€™s decision to share a draft policy with the tech committee instead of the policy committee first, accusing him of operating behind closed doors like some kind of school board Illuminati. Her performance would have been almost impressive if it werenโ€™t so blatantly transparentโ€”this wasnโ€™t about technology; it was about Ms. Bellomoโ€™s bruised ego and Ms. Mendez's flair for drama.

Amid the chaos and finger-pointing over the technology committeeโ€™s seating and transparency, Mr. Lilonsky emerged as the voice of reason. He calmly pointed out that the newly seated committee hadnโ€™t even met yet, let alone started making decisions. His reminder that they still needed to coordinate with Mr. Balone.

When El Presidente calmly explained that the draft policy was just a starting point and not an official document, Ms. Bellomo barely let him finish a sentence before interrupting with even more accusations of secrecy and favoritism. Ms. Mendez backed her up with exaggerated sighs and pointed questions, as if they were auditioning for a reality TV show instead of participating in a school board meeting.

Now back to something important to many parents and students, The Marlboro Scope Special Education PTO presented their efforts to foster partnerships among teachers, parents, administrators, and the community to support students with disabilities. The organization has awarded over $20,000 in grants since the 2021-2022 school year for various resources not covered by the school budget, including sensory equipment, read-aloud pens, and specialized learning tools. They also organize inclusive events and fundraisers, such as painting parties, Bagel-making events, and the annual "Walk for Change." Board members expressed appreciation for Scope's contributions and discussed the importance of promoting their initiatives through district-wide communications and PTO support, noting that grant approvals were scheduled for a vote later in the meeting.

Probably the most important aspect of the meeting was on budget; there was a proposal for a referendum to fund HVAC upgrades at Robertsville and Asher Elementary Schools through debt issuance, allowing the district to receive up to 34% state aid for the project costs. If the referendum passes, the state aid would cover a portion of the expenses, with the remaining cost to be paid from capital reserves, ensuring no new tax increases for residents. Bond counsel explained that issuing debt would make the district eligible for state funding, reducing the burden on local taxpayers. Additionally, the board reviewed a timeline for submitting a resolution and working with architects to ensure the project aligns with the New Jersey Department of Educationโ€™s requirements.

Aside from the HVAC project, the board discussed various other budgetary items, including repairs and upgrades such as asphalt and concrete work, flooring replacements, gym floor remediation, security upgrades, and purchasing new equipment for maintenance and snow removal. Rising utility and maintenance costs, as well as a significant $4.5 million increase in health benefits and salaries, were highlighted as major budget challenges. To address these increases, the board considered utilizing bank cap and health benefit waivers. The discussion also covered the need for prudent fiscal management by leveraging maintenance reserves and budget surplus without inflating revenues artificially. The board aims to balance the budget responsibly while minimizing tax impacts on residents, with further discussions and a potential resolution on the referendum expected in the coming meetings.

During the discussion on financial and business operations matters, the board reviewed and approved a range of resolutions, including budget transfers, bills, monthly financial reports, travel approvals, and various operational items like home instruction and out-of-district placements. A notable point of contention was the approval of travel for board members to attend the NJSBA Equity Expo.

Mr. Hyett, Ms. Corraro, and Ms. Gandhi defended the conference, clarifying that it was not focused on DEI or sociopolitical issues as some had claimed but was about providing equitable support for all students to achieve excellence. Ms. Corraro shared a personal perspective on the importance of such conferences, citing her own experiences with neurodiversity and the need for accommodations.
The meeting took a cringeworthy turn when Ms. Siewert launched into a dramatic tirade, sounding less like a board member and more like a child who didnโ€™t get their way. She threw a fit over Ms. Gandhiโ€™s supposed hypocrisy, whining that Gandhiโ€™s behavior this year was totally unfair. According to Siewert, Gandhiโ€™s willingness to praise Mr. Cohen for not sharing policy drafts with certain board members was just the worst thing everโ€”despite the fact that, you know, no one else seemed to care.

But like any tantrum, Siewertโ€™s outburst didnโ€™t stop there. She escalated to full-on conspiracy mode, dramatically listing off names like Nadia Singletary, Michael Cooper, Jada Sinclair, and Roslyn Fero, accusing them of being fake social media profiles created specifically to bully her. In her breathless rant, she even dropped the phrase โ€œdeep state,โ€ as if sheโ€™d just discovered a new favorite term on a YouTube video.

Finally, El Presidente, like a weary babysitter, managed to steer the meeting back on track, leaving Ms. Siewert to sulk about how no one understood her or appreciated her bravery. If anyone watching was keeping a bingo card for melodrama and martyr complexes, they definitely hit the jackpot.

The liaison reports highlighted various school activities and achievements, including Freehold Regional High School's plan for a November referendum to address funding cuts and improvements, and Abbott School's successful 100th-day celebrations and food drive. Marlboro Education Foundation promoted a Harlem Wizards vs. MTPS staff fundraiser, while Marlboro Middle School prepared for the musical "Shrek Jr." and a blood drive. Memorial School focused on drug prevention and conflict management programs. Robertsville School raised over $10,000 in a Glow Run and planned a lip sync contest, and Defino School celebrated kindness with challenges and a successful lip sync show. SCOPE and SEPAG collaborated on special education support and inclusion events.

Two retirements, Mr. Angel Valdez and Rosalyn Wolkowitz. Mr. Valdez was our Spanish Teacher, who taught at the elementary schools. Ms. Wolkowitz taught Kindergarten at Abbot for 35 years. Great job and congrats.

OK, so after celebrating two amazing teachers, we now go to old business, with grievances.

It must be Fesitvus, as Ms. Gandhi had her list of grievances. Ms. Gandhi dismissed the repeated mentions of fake social media profiles and Facebook as irrelevant to the board meeting, subtly implying that the focus should remain on board matters rather than online drama. Ms. Siewert brings up Ms. Gandhiโ€™s husband, what?? Is he on the board? Grasping at straws.

Ms. Gandhi criticized Ms. Siewert for voting against professional development for two board members due to a lack of an agenda, pointing out the inconsistency as she had voted for other professional development without an agenda. She also refuted Ms. Siewertโ€™s claim about requesting a detailed write-up, stating she only requested a photo and a list of sessions attended. Ms. Gandhi defended her previous suggestion about being financially prudent with professional development, comparing it to common corporate practices. Finally, she directed a sharp remark at Ms. Bellomo, sarcastically thanking her for demonstrating how not to collaborate effectively and expressing concern about the influence of such behavior on students.

Ms. Siewert unleashed an emotional and frantic tirade against Ms. Gandhi, desperately accusing her of arrogance, hypocrisy, and immaturity in a flurry of insults that seemed more like a personal vendetta than a professional response. At one point, in a laughably dramatic attempt to assert dominance, she warned Ms. Gandhi, "Don't poke the bear,"๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚ as if trying to paint herself as some kind of fearsome force rather than a board member losing her cool. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

In a rare moment of practicality, Ms. Bellomo suggested reassessing the school lunch program to offer more organic and wholesome options for students. Despite her enthusiasm, Ms. Bellomo's understanding of the RFP process and vendor management seemed a bit shaky. She eagerly suggested exploring new lunch vendors for healthier options, apparently overlooking the restrictions and procedural requirements tied to the National School Lunch Program.

Ms. Mendez formally requested to be swapped from the Advisory Committee to the Technology Committee, wow, abandon your existing committee for something new and shiny.
At the last public comments of the night, a social worker at the David Abbott Early Learning Center, expressed disappointment at the abolishment of the original transgender policy, fearing it might leave transgender students feeling unsupported. She emphasized the importance of ensuring compliance with New Jersey's anti-discrimination laws to prevent legal challenges. Simmons also praised her retiring colleague, Mrs. Walowitz, highlighting their positive collaboration.

A resident and parent from Marlboro, expressed frustration over the increasing difficulty of attending Board of Education meetings due to the contentious discussions. She inquired about the advisory committeeโ€™s formation, its public involvement procedures, and timelines, emphasizing the importance of parent and community input on issues like transportation, security, and special needs.

๐‘ญ๐’Š๐’๐’‚๐’ ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰๐’•: ๐‘ฑ๐’–๐’”๐’• ๐‘น๐’†๐’Ž๐’†๐’Ž๐’ƒ๐’†๐’“, ๐‘ซ๐’๐’โ€™๐’• ๐‘ฎ๐’ ๐‘ท๐’๐’Œ๐’Š๐’๐’ˆ ๐‘จ๐’๐’š ๐‘ฉ๐’†๐’‚๐’“๐’”! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐…๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐…๐ซ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐…๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ : ๐‚๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Œ๐š๐ง๐ฎ๐Ÿ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐Ž๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ ๐ž๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Wow, a super โ€œSpecial Meetingโ€ this week to ...
02/25/2025

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐…๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐…๐ซ๐จ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐จ ๐…๐ž๐š๐ซ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ ๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ : ๐‚๐ฅ๐ข๐ฆ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐‚๐ก๐š๐ง๐ ๐ž ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Œ๐š๐ง๐ฎ๐Ÿ๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž๐ ๐Ž๐ฎ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ ๐ž๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Wow, a super โ€œSpecial Meetingโ€ this week to decide the fate of policy 5756.

๐€ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐œ๐ค ๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐š๐ฉ: ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ๐จ๐œ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ซ๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ๐ฌ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ซ๐š๐ง๐ฌ๐ ๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ.

The last MTPS board took umbridge because (gasp) โ€œparental rightsโ€ (awe) and decided to change the policy. The state got mad and took MTPS to court. The old MTPS Board spent a ton of money and - yada yada yada - after the court gave them permission, the new Board got the chance to decide whether to abolish 5756 or continue the โ€˜goodโ€™ fight. Also, just a week before the special meeting, Ms. Bellomo moved to suspend 5756 right this very minute because it was an emergency, the board, in a 6-3 vote, said - nah, nope, not an emergency - weโ€™re gonna follow the rules instead.

Super special thanks to Michael Lilonsky for coming up with the idea to add a special meeting to resolve this situation fast, and without breaking any rules or laws. Good job!

๐Ÿšจ ๐Ž๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ ๐’๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐๐จ๐ญ: ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐ฅ๐›๐จ๐ซ๐จโ€™๐ฌ ๐”๐ง๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐ข๐œ๐ข๐ญ๐ž๐ ๐‹๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ž ๐’๐ž๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ฌ ๐ŸŽค
The traveling outrage circus rolled into town, featuring a lineup of very concerned speakers who donโ€™t have young kids and donโ€™t even live in Marlboro. The Cracked Board was entertained by a series of dramatic monologues about the dangers of Policy 5756 - secrecy, legal Armageddon, betraying parents - OH MY!!

One speaker gave us a riveting childhood memoir about climbing trees and playing with frogs, apparently under the impression that this was a groundbreaking argument against gender identity policies. Another took a detour into science denial, because why stop at one conspiracy theory when you can toss in climate change skepticism for good measure?

Of course, the usual buzzwords were thrown aroundโ€”secrecy!

Parental rights! Lawsuits!โ€”because fear-mongering about โ€œirreversible decisionsโ€ that never ever ever happened in any actual elementary school anywhere is the bestest most perfect way to end this crazy saga.

Look, we get itโ€”some people just love inserting themselves into other districts' policies to score political points. But maybe next time, they can save the theatrics for a town where they actually pay taxes? Marlboroโ€™s got enough real business to handle without this traveling roadshow of nonsense. ๐Ÿš€

But it wasnโ€™t all nuttiness overload. One common sense filled speaker backed abolishing Policy 5756 but refused to jump on the conspiracy bandwagon. Instead of fear-mongering, he called out the misleading narrative that teachers and administrators are secretly scheming against parents. The message? Enough with the dramaโ€”letโ€™s move forward, focus on education, and stop using this issue as a political battlefield. A rare moment of sanity in an otherwise chaotic discussion. ๐Ÿ‘

๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐ฏ๐จ๐ญ๐ž:

๐Œ๐ฌ. ๐’๐ข๐ž๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ'๐ฌ ๐…๐ข๐ซ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐‘๐ž๐š๐๐ข๐ง๐ :
The Emotional Opening Act ๐ŸŽญ

Ms. Siewert took center stage to formally introduce the first reading of Policy 5756โ€™s abolishmentโ€”and made sure we all knew just how deeply emotional this moment was for her. Fighting back tears (or maybe just dramatic pauses?), she powered through the reading, reminding everyone that this was a big day for the community. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

But of course, no speech would be complete without a nod to social media drama. She hopes this repeal will put an end to the โ€œfake profiles bashing peopleโ€ online, because clearly, that has been the real tragedy of this whole ordeal.

๐‘๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐‚๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ƒ๐ซ๐š๐ฆ๐š:
The 9-0 Vote to Abolish Policy 5756 ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ“œ
The board took its long-awaited vote on abolishing Policy 5756, and letโ€™s just say, the performances were Oscar-worthy. Hereโ€™s how it went down:

๐Ÿ—ณ ๐ƒ๐ซ. ๐Œ๐ขล›๐ค๐ข๐ž๐ฐ๐ข๐œ๐ณ โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
Simple and to the point. No monologue, no theatrics. Just a vote. Refreshing.
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ฌ. ๐๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
Oh boy. She kicked things off with a dramatic speech thanking the real heroes (obviously herself and former Board Members, especially Mr. Patruno), while also issuing a call to arms for parents to stay vigilant. If we didnโ€™t know better, weโ€™d think she was launching a new political campaign.
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ฌ. ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐ซ๐š๐ซ๐จ โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
Took a slightly different angle, condemning the division that the policy has created. Emphasized that schools should be safe and inclusive, regardless of whatโ€™s written in policy books. Basically, a lesson in how to repeal something without fear-mongering.
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ฌ. ๐†๐š๐ง๐๐ก๐ข โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
Pulled out a full-blown legal takedown, roasting the previous board for not abolishing the policy in 2022 and lamenting the taxpayer dollars wasted on lawsuits. Oh, and a not-so-subtle dig at last weekโ€™s failed "emergency suspension" stunt, reminding everyone what a real emergency actually is. Spoiler: Itโ€™s not this policy.
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ซ. ๐‡๐ฒ๐ž๐ญ๐ญ โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
Kept it short and focused. Wants the community to move on and actually start talking about education again. Imagine that!
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ซ. ๐‹๐ข๐ฅ๐จ๐ง๐ฌ๐ค๐ฒ โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
Another straightforward vote with minimal commentary. Sometimes, less is more.
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ฌ. ๐Œ๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐ณ โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
A heartfelt thanks to every parent, past and present board member, and the entire cast of the Policy 5756 Sagaโ„ข. Reminded everyone that this fight has been ongoing since June 2023, and made sure to get a roll call of who stood by the policy amendments. Dramatic? A little.
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ฌ. ๐’๐ข๐ž๐ฐ๐ž๐ซ๐ญ โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
Took a victory lap, thanking the real trailblazersโ€”herself includedโ€”who dared to challenge this policy. One part celebration, one part grievance list.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ—ณ ๐Œ๐ซ. ๐‚๐จ๐ก๐ž๐ง โ€“ ๐˜๐„๐’
El Presidente wrapped things up with an eloquent reflection on how everyone can arrive at the same conclusion from different perspectives. We get it, sir. You are wise. After announcing that the real final vote happens at the next meeting, he officially declared the unanimous 9-0 vote. ๐ŸŽ‰

๐Ÿ๐ง๐ ๐‘๐จ๐ฎ๐ง๐ ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐๐ฎ๐›๐ฅ๐ข๐œ ๐‚๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ

Most speakers took turns thanking the board for abolishing Policy 5756, but letโ€™s be realโ€”none of them were particularly concerned about students.

The first speaker cared about education, expressing relief that this exhausting debate was finally over so the district could focus on academics instead of controversy. Others used their time to celebrate the policyโ€™s repeal, while another speaker asked why a second vote was necessaryโ€”because, you know, laws exist. A former special ed teacher rounded things out by citing studies on parental involvement (as if that was ever in question) and making it clear they were just here to push the same anti-trans agenda.

Mr. Paturno, former Board Member, went full rage mode ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคก and attacked Ms. Gandhi for her comments. He ranted about how the delay was an unforgivable risk, throwing around accusations and even shaming Ms. Gandhi for daring to suggest that legal procedures should actually be followed. He dramatically claimed that the district could have been liable if something-something-something had happened in the two-week gap (huh - like what, actually?), and insisted that parental notification was just as urgent as sick leave and FMLA (because those are totally the same thing ๐Ÿ™„). Unlike raging Paturno, Ms. Gandhi remained composed and didnโ€™t take the bait. She stood firm, reminding everyone that good leadership means acting responsibly, not emotionally. Instead of engaging in the theatrics, she let last weeks 6-3 vote speak for itself, because normal people know what an emergency looks like, and following the law and making informed decisions always wins over performative outrage.

And with that, we are done.

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