Ep. 2.6 D*ldoes, Dookie Stains, & ww, oh my!
It is super clear from the title of today's show that we are looking to cancel the 💩 out of ourselves, but this was truly one of the funniest shows we have ever done, if we do say so ourselves.
Welcome back to another week of Multiple Gab Wounds! Today, Toni asks if it bothers you when she yells in the mic. If so, [email protected]. If no, [email protected]. If you are longer than 7", [email protected]...that includes strap*ns. ;-)
In this episode, we are wildly inappropriate straight out of the gate. We are NEVER gonna get monetized with these mouths. Toni want to share her (unopened and unused) toys. Check out, what we have named, The Jumpin' Jehosephet on Twitter (https://x.com/MGW_Podcast/status/1816678683454603514).
We discuss the cautionary tale of an influencer who seemed to be on CP time and how he almost missed a valuable opportunity at the Essence Festival. Should we let CP time rock cause it's cultural or do we need to get our act together?
Angi asks Black Women if they would rather be in a conference room with a wm or a ww. We get a little racy both literally and figuratively. This news op ed is full of links that answer our questions about racial segregation: https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/u-s-neighborhoods-are-more-segregated-generation-ago-perpetuating-racial-ncna1276372.
To end the show, Andi regales us with a couple of rounds of "Hood You Rather" and we discuss the lack of assault charges on a desert island.
As always, we want to thank you for listening to our little piece of the interwebs!
As we wrap up another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds, we hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and sometimes unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
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“Shut up!” —Busta Rhymes 🤣
This man is is a cultural icon and puts on an amazing show. His stage presence is captivating as hell. He is one of the key players in the soundtrack of my young adulthood. I am *so* thankful to finally see him in concert!
If you have the opportunity to attend The Out of this World tour - do it! You won’t regret it! —Andi❤️
#outofthisworldtour #BustaRhymes
Why does this Timbaland performance remind me of conversations with my mother? (Much Love to you, Timbaland!) —Andi❤️
What a time we had last night at The Out of this World concert in Dallas/Ft Worth! Timba, Busta, Ciara, and Missy did the damn thing!
#outofthisworldtour #timbaland
Ep. 2.5 I drink because I'm old! Get off my property!
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Welcome back to another episode of Multiple Gab Wounds! Your hosts Toni, Andi, and Angi embark on a food drunk stream of consciousness after having lunch at (1) Ooh Wee Latrece in Mesquite, TX. If you are in the area, please stop by and patronize this small business. The food is LEGIT legit! At the beginning of the show, Toni tries to make a point about (2) Malcolm Gladwell's "The Tipping Point" and, once again, loses her train of thought. Maybe one day she'll get it together, maybe she won't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Angi talks about drinking and the privileges of getting old and yelling for people to get off her property. Have you ever had a pew pew pulled on you? Andi has...twice! (3) And as it so happens, there ARE actually more pew pews in the U.S. than people. Our kids can't play at your house if you are out here being willy nilly with your blamys. Sorry, not sorry. Toni recounts how she flogged one of her movers and considers buying stock in Goody or BC powder. We wrap up the show with a story on a Massachusetts teacher out here being r*cist af.
(4) AT THE TIME OF EMANCIPATION, THE TOTAL WORTH OF SLAVES WAS CLOSE TO 13 TRILLION 2020 DOLLARS.
As always, we want to thank you for listening to another episode of "Multiple Gab Wounds". We hope you enjoyed our shenanigans and often unhinged thoughts and opinions. Make sure to tune in next week when we shanan again.
Until then:
Show Karen and nem who tha f**k you are, and keep your tits and standards high!
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(1) https://www.oohweelatrecesoulfood.com/
(2) The Malcolm Gladwell point- https://www.ted.com/talks/malcolm_gladwell_choice_hap
This video is almost 10 years old. TEN years, y’all!
This was a fantastic show and Uncle L was truly rocking the bells.
—Andi❤️