The Voice of Reason

12/29/2024

This just in: People who voted for Leopard's Eating People's Faces Party grow concerned that leopards might just eat their faces.

Low-income Trump voters are increasingly concerned about potential cuts to critical federal programs like Social Security and Medicare. As the administration signals a push for government efficiency, those who rely on these benefits are pleading for their safety nets to remain intact.

12/25/2024

Congratulations America.

12/25/2024

Merry Christmas folks.

Oh, look, someone else you have to follow on Twitter.

Merry Christmas everybody.

12/23/2024

Just in time for Christmas!

"The committee said it also received testimony that at a 2017 party, Gaetz twice had s*x with 'Victim A,' who was 17 years old at the time and had just completed her junior year in high school.

"'Victim A recalled receiving $400 in cash from Representative Gaetz that evening, which she understood to be payment for s*x,' the committee wrote. 'Victim A said that she did not inform Representative Gaetz that she was under 18 at the time, nor did he ask her age.'"

As far as I know, and I am not an attorney, Don't Ask / Don't Tell is not a valid defense for having s*x with a minor.

A report by the House Ethics Committee found former Rep. Matt Gaetz paid multiple women, including a 17-year-old girl, for s*x.

12/20/2024

Representative Crockett is savage AF

12/18/2024

Cowardice. Moral and physical cowardice.

Mr. Patrick Soon-Shiong, doctor and medical technology innovator who built a fortune had become accustomed to making the news. The striving South African immigrant billionaire brought the Los Angeles Times back under local control when he purchased it in 2018. Workers at the Los Angeles Times have s...

12/18/2024

12/18/2024

I'm in touch with the guy who used to run All Your Base. He sent me this. I'd already seen it. For years he's been saying we live in the dumbest possible timeline.

Doug Du***ss, a good example of the Blue Check Fail crowd, got a community note on this one where helpful folks noted that this was what you all spotted right away: This is a photo of a replica / prop from Star Wars.

Senator Du***ss just posted a picture of two cops with Vader in handcuffs with the comment, "You guys. Hilarious. Looks like it was piloted after all and not the drone you were looking for"

He doesn't even know what Vader's TIE fighter looks like.

12/18/2024

First Fredo's GF gets sent to Greece and now this idiot gets sent to the Bahamas.

My big question is: What did Greece or the Bahamas ever do to us to warrant this level of bu****it?

Walker, a college football star who went on to play in the NFL, unsuccessfully ran for a Senate seat in Georgia two years ago.

12/18/2024

Congratulations America, you had a choice between a prosecutor and an idiot felon and you went with the idiot felon.

12/15/2024

Pretty much.

Could we not???

12/13/2024

They really want to take us back to a time and place in the distant past, in this case the time and place before Jonas Salk created the polio vaccine.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s personal attorney previously lobbied the Food and Drug Administration to revoke approval of the polio vaccine.

12/13/2024

Trump last Sunday on Meet the Press: “I won on groceries. It’s a very simple word; groceries.”

Last Thursday at the New York Stock Exchange: “They’re going to be affording their groceries very soon.”

November 4th on the campaign trail in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania: “A vote for Trump means your groceries will be cheaper.”

October 10th at the Detroit Economic Club: “[saying his policies] will bring your grocery bill down.”

August 15th at Bedminster, the “Everything is Bad” chat where he bemoaned the price of eggs: “We’re going to bring prices way down and we’re going to get it done fast.”

Then, during his Time Person of the Year interview: “It’s hard to bring things down once they’re up.“

Weird. Like he was writing checks with his mouth that he knew he wouldn't be able to cash with his ass.

But congrats to every sucker that voted for him and to everyone to the left of Joe Manchin that didn't vote against what we're about to go through for at least 4 years.

12/12/2024

“I voted for lower prices at the grocery store and all I got was authoritarianism.”

12/08/2024

Vaccines don't cause autism and chlorine and fluoride are not the same things du***ss.

I would like to congratulate the US electorate for once again proving that we are living in the dumbest possible timeline imaginable.

Trump 2.0 is going to be so much worse than the first go-round.

Researchers attribute a rise in autism diagnoses to increased screening and changing definitions of the condition. Hundreds of studies have found childhood vaccines to be safe.

12/07/2024

Pretty happy about the prospect of Assad getting the Moammar Khadafy treatment.

Not happy at all about the monsters about to topple him.

Madisonian democracy is not coming to Syria anytime soon.

Biden administration officials, watching the remarkable speed of the Syrian rebel advance, increasingly see the possibility of the regime of Bashar al-Assad falling within days, five US officials told CNN.