Polishing Turds

11/30/2023

The perfect Spotify wrapped.

11/30/2023

Dude never misses an opportunity to stay topical...

GET READY AND WILLING VINYL HERE: https://outsiderrecords.co.uk/products/viper-ready-and-willingNew Viper Video I WAITED TIL KISSINGER WAS 100 SO I COULD BLA...

11/30/2023

From our good friend Patrick Tabor, the guy who composed and recorded our theme music (as well as a ton of other, much better music!)

'NOT A MYSTERY' new song by TABOR MOUNTAIN~FILMED IN SONOMA, CA~SHOT, EDITED AND DIRECTED BY https://www.instagram.com/tonightgonnabeamovi...

11/19/2023

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Not even Goku can withstand Waffle House Wendy...

11/17/2023

It's that time of year again! Re-live our classic Thanksgiving Special where we feasted on the mysteries of some weird boomer's 17-minute hit song!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING! In this surprise minisode, Cal & Nick carve up the bizarre Turkey Day anthem "Alice's Restaurant" by Arlo Guthrie. Join us as we sip whiskey colas and ponder why this rambling, 18-minute folk song became a Thanksgiving trad...

11/15/2023

You may be asking which "country" exactly are these two "rocking". The answer of course is the Confederacy

Can’t wait to bring you Rock the Country. A music festival like no other for hard working folks who love this country!
Details at http://www.rockthecountry.com

11/05/2023

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11/03/2023

Please do yourself a favor and check out this incredible new album by our good friend Patrick Tabor. A passionate, well-crafted collection of 80s synth-tinged hard rock, this thing is a banger from start to finish.

Patrick is one of the most criminally underrated songwriters out there. If music really were a meritocracy this guy would be as big as Ed Sheeran!

11 track album

10/30/2023

At long last, our gargantuan ICP series is finally complete!! Check out Insane Clown Posse Part 7 wherever you get your podcasts!!

https://polishingturds.buzzsprout.com/1622590/13868875

10/20/2023

This is incredibly dumb and yet it made me laugh so now I have to force it on you

10/12/2023

This guy apparently does flying vehicles now??? Honestly will.i.am does so much crazy tech s**t I can never keep up

This is not the first time a personal aerial vehicle was flown in the U.S., as others already have been doing for some time

10/10/2023

ICP TAKES ON THE DEEP STATE!! Join us for PART 6 of our Insane Clown Posse series and learn all about the outrageous drama that ensured when the FBI decided to label Juggalos as a gang!!

Polishingturds.buzzsprout.com

10/08/2023

Fun Fact: "Cringe Cowboy" is the final form that every aging nu-metal singer eventually reaches

10/06/2023

5 years ago today, Shaggy 2 Dope tried to drop kick Fred Durst

On October 6, 2018, Limp Bizkit was performing their headlining set at Rock Allegiance in Camden, NJ when a dude in a tank top and red shorts tried to drop-k...

10/05/2023

FACTS

10/02/2023

Colorado is down with the clown!

10/02/2023

FINALLY, a podcast that dares to take on the most horrendous crime there is: BAD MUSIC!!

On Polishing Turds we take you on a delightful journey through the careers of history's cringest bands, each episode jam packed with solid research and big bellied laughs.

Remember: behind every bad song there's a good story 😉

Polishingturds.buzzsprout.com

09/29/2023

55-year-old Juggalo Kevin “Klown Syndrome” Anderson is concerned young Juggalos won’t continue the positive Juggalo message created by his generation.