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10/04/2024
Time for another round of “Which One Doesn’t Belong?”
Diana Nyad will speak at the Pennsylvania Conference for Women early next month. Other speakers include Joyce Abbott, the educator who inspired the TV show Abbott Elementary; actor Sheryl Lee Ralph, who won an Emmy for her role in the show; and basketball maestro Dawn Staley, who earned five Olympic gold medals as a player, one as a coach, and most recently led her University of South Carolina Gamecocks to a 38–0 season and the national title.
Don’t let the presence of a convicted felon sway your vote, at least not in this contest. Martha Stewart paid her debt to society.
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“Which One Doesn’t Belong?” won’t work for the Daytime Beauty Awards, where Diana and Bonnie received the Achievement in Health & Fitness award. Others receiving honors at the Autry Museum of the American West in Los Angeles on Monday included:
• A plastic surgeon.
• A liposuction expert.
• A purveyor of celebrity-endorsed menopause supplements of dubious efficacy.*
If you’ve heard of Daytime Beauty Awards’ founder and erstwhile PR representative Michele Elyzabeth, it’s probably because, for a short time beginning in 2007, she repped Heather Mills, Paul McCartney’s ex-wife.
Elyzabeth and Mills had a public falling out just over a year later. “‘Impossible’ Heather Mills dumped by ANOTHER publicist,” shouted one tabloid headline. Another gave some detail: “‘Heather Mills is a bitch who tricked me into spreading lies about Paul McCartney,’ claims her ex-Hollywood PR.”
Crisis PR consultant Mark Borkowski wrote at the time that Elyzabeth had committed “probably the most heinous crime that any publicist can ever commit”: She ratted out a client.
Lawsuits followed. Elyzabeth sued Mills for unpaid fees, lost the suit, appealed, and lost again. Then Mills sued Elyzabeth. They settled out of court in 2016.
Much about Comtesse Michele Elyzabeth oozes deception — including her name (she also goes by Michele Blanchard), her title, her resume, and her French accent.
All of which is to say that Diana was likely not the only charlatan at the DBAs.
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*The New Yorker’s food writer Hannah Goldfield addresses Southern Californians’ obsession with “wellness” in the magazine’s latest issue. In “A Food Critic Walks Into A Fasting Spa: How Southern California became the epicenter of hype diets and twenty-dollar smoothies,” a health-and-wellness coach tells Goldfield about a recent revelation: “I really started to think more about my colon than my cellulite.” A woman Goldfield encounters at the celebrity-touted We Care Spa, which specializes in fasting and colonics, explains why Californians are so concerned with wellness: “It’s because we’re light-years ahead of everyone else, because we follow our intuition. Higher intellect.”