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A million is not much to fix our problems but if spent correctly…
01/16/2025

A million is not much to fix our problems but if spent correctly…

Map shows areas where majority of the population have a bachelor degree or higher. Colorado looking pretty smart!
01/14/2025

Map shows areas where majority of the population have a bachelor degree or higher. Colorado looking pretty smart!

🍌 ITS PBJ TIME! Which is your favorite from this round of ? The game where we all learn together that the Colorado DMV...
01/13/2025

🍌 ITS PBJ TIME! Which is your favorite from this round of ? The game where we all learn together that the Colorado DMV will literally print anything

Tattoo Showcase! has been wowing customers and winning awards in Boulder for nearly twenty years! They pride themselves...
01/10/2025

Tattoo Showcase!

has been wowing customers and winning awards in Boulder for nearly twenty years! They pride themselves on having a dynamic crew, offering a variety of styles and specialties, welcoming all tattoo ideas and collaborative art projects.

The new law basically states if you have no registration AND no insurance AND no license: they impound your car. So that...
01/09/2025

The new law basically states if you have no registration AND no insurance AND no license: they impound your car. So that means over 300 people managed to get pulled over with all three criteria is since November.

This person literally lost everything. Side note: of COURSE it was an Altima.
01/09/2025

This person literally lost everything. Side note: of COURSE it was an Altima.

We don’t understand the hype of some spots:
01/08/2025

We don’t understand the hype of some spots:

From Summit County Sheriffs: “IS THIS NOT A SUITABLE PLACE TO PARK???” this wayward Audi driver was getting the most out...
01/07/2025

From Summit County Sheriffs: “IS THIS NOT A SUITABLE PLACE TO PARK???” this wayward Audi driver was getting the most out of his Quattro system trying to park on schoolmarm at

Oh. Hey Greeley … 🐮
01/06/2025

Oh. Hey Greeley … 🐮

Congrats to everyone for making it to 2025 with us! Time to celebrate by grabbing the first issue of the year featuring ...
01/02/2025

Congrats to everyone for making it to 2025 with us! Time to celebrate by grabbing the first issue of the year featuring the one and only ! The magazine is out now and ready to find it’s new home on your wall, coffee table but most likely your bathroom.

This is why we will never live near a college campus 🌲🚫
12/23/2024

This is why we will never live near a college campus 🌲🚫

Thanks to everyone who submitted these photos especially whoever risked getting close to the SUICIDL one!
12/19/2024

Thanks to everyone who submitted these photos especially whoever risked getting close to the SUICIDL one!

I guess we are never gonna get those Baja Blast flavored Zyns we have been asking for
12/18/2024

I guess we are never gonna get those Baja Blast flavored Zyns we have been asking for

If you are looking for some last minute gift ideas, look no further then Rooster’s holiday gift guide! Grab some unique ...
12/16/2024

If you are looking for some last minute gift ideas, look no further then Rooster’s holiday gift guide! Grab some unique gifts or a recently re-stocked blucifer keychain!

Frank took a big W in his lawsuit with Mike “The Alabama Hammer” Slocumb this weekend claiming that Mike was running pai...
12/16/2024

Frank took a big W in his lawsuit with Mike “The Alabama Hammer” Slocumb this weekend claiming that Mike was running paid ads that would show up on google searches instead of Frank when people were searching for Frank Azar in Colorado.

6 students were hospitalized on suspicion of fentanyl consumption from “tainted co***ne” later learned it was just regul...
12/12/2024

6 students were hospitalized on suspicion of fentanyl consumption from “tainted co***ne” later learned it was just regular co***ne and heavy drinking.

What would be a good name for this one? Killforker?
12/10/2024

What would be a good name for this one? Killforker?

Sooooo long partner.
12/09/2024

Sooooo long partner.

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