07/24/2024
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED �
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.�
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.�
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. �
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.�
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.�
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. ��
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD �
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. �
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. �
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.�
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. �
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. �
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.�
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone. ���
�Forget the troubles that pass your way BUT NEVER
forget the blessings that come each day.
